Bigfoot Vs Nessie

[EpsilonX]

I'm doing a speech on the loch ness monster tomorrow, and in spirit of that, I figured i'd ask this question

Which creature appeals to you more? The Loch Ness Monster, or Bigfoot/Sasquatch? Also, general discussion on either/both of them, as well as other supposed creatures (ogopogo, chupacabra, yeti, etc)

[HamadaLFC8]

Lochness MONSTAH ftw!

Crazy monster under the water which you can't see?! *runs away*

[Flab-Ender]

Nessie fo sho, even though the picture looks like a bath toy lol.

[EpsilonX]

Nessie fo sho, even though the picture looks like a bath toy lol.

Supposedly, that picture has been revealed to be a piece of plastic wood mounted on top of a toy submarine, but some people think the confession is a hoax. Personally, I hate when pics like this are "explained" because it kinda ruins the mystery surrounding them. Anyways, I just chose the most famous photo "of" each monster.

[paecmaker]

I must choose the slick and beatutiul nessie before a big hairy giant.

[Jayhmmz]

Nessie is a far better mystery. Big-foot is just a gorilla looking thing, where as Nessie looks like a dinosaur/is a dinosaur!

[W1CKEDTW1STED]

That's all I can think of.

[insert_cliche_here]

Dear god please, PLEASE, get up in front of your class or whatever and say this:

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

[Jayhmmz]

That's all I can think of.

Nostalgia!!!!

[EpsilonX]

Dear god please, PLEASE, get up in front of your class or whatever and say this:

Last week, Japanese scientists explaced... placed explosive detonators at the bottom of Lake Loch Ness to blow Nessie out of the water. Sir Cort Godfrey of the Nessie Alliance summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I thought about saying that, but ultimately decided not to. I was originally going to do bigfoot and open it with a mitch hedberg joke. "I think Bigfoot IS blurry. It's not the photographer's fault, bigfoot is blurry. and that's extra scary to me, because there is a big, out of focus monster running around the countryside. watch out, he's fuzzy! you got to go..." But loch ness turned out to be easier.