Ruin a Wish Foundation

[ROFLBRYCE]

This is a fun forum game I've seen running on other forums, and thought I'd bring it to this one! Basically, you make a wish. The next person then grants the wish, but ruining it at the same time. After, they must make a wish of their own.

Example:
Me: I wish I had a million dollars
Person 2: Granted, but it's in Monopoly money. I wish I had a race car.
Me: Granted, but you're driver's license just got revoked forever. I wish I had a glass of milk.
Person 2: Granted, but it's sour. I wish.....

You get the point. It's a lot of fun. Just don't make "I wish I had an indestructible car, with unlimited gas, it never broke down, and my laminated valid non-revoked special permissions "will never be invalid" driver's license is in the glovebox next to my debit card with a legal $130Billion USD in the account, tax-free for life" or anything similar as a wish. It's not fun.


I'll start. I wish I had some candy.

[Slay]

Granted.
But it has mold on it.
I wish I had a faster computer. :3

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted, but your monitor just broke!

I wish my schoolwork would do itself.

[Slay]

Granted, but it's always wrong.

I wish I was famous!

[ROFLBRYCE]

Granted! But upon taking a flight to shoot your next movie, you crash-land in Mexico with no ID, and must take up a life of working at a Dole plantation, never to be recognized again!

I wish my mini-fridge was stocked with Coke.

[Slay]

Wish granted.
You're fridge is now full of a fine white powder.

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

[Synge]

Granted, you receive an amazingly huge monitor, but while unloading it you're knocked unconscious and carnivorous worms slowly eat out your eyeballs. You'll never see your new monitor (or anything) ever again..

I wish I had the complete version of Skyrim right now.

[Slay]

Granted, upon walking home to play, you were mugged... by me.

I wish I had a super power. :3

[Triton]

Granted - You have the super power of invisibility - no one see you cross the road on a crossing , splat you get run over.

I want to be a world chess champion.

[Slay]

How can that go wrong...

I wish I was a cheetah.