Ruin a Wish Foundation

[Fr0stByte]

You are found guilty of tax evasion and all assets seized.

I wish I owned more trainers

[ROFLBRYCE]

You are found guilty of tax evasion and all assets seized.

I wish I owned more trainers

Not sure what you mean from this, I'm gonna assume shoes and not like personal fitness trainers :P (Don't usually use trainers for slang in NA that I know of.)

Granted, you have all the shoes you could ever imagine! Too bad they're all baby shoes.

I wish there was always someone to group with on Xbox or LoL

[Zelda]

Not sure how to ruin your wish but dude, hahah, epic answer:

..You lay there withering in pain for the next 8743190827421 years until evolution starts finally taking it's course past single-cell organisms, and you've got some bacteria buddies.

Bacteria buddies!! ^_^ bahaha