Top 10 Invisible Guy Pick Up Lines

[LiNuX]

Top Ten Invisible Guy Pickup Lines


10. "Ever wanted to do it with a laboratory experiment gone awry?"

9. "Do you mean it when you say, 'Looks don't matter'?"

8. "What's a nice girl like you doing here in the Victoria's Secret dressing room?"

7. "Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet"

6. "That's not my hand but don't stop shaking"

5. "You may as well go out with me -- I'm just going to follow you home undetected anyway"

4. "Here's an invisible necklace -- trust me, it's really expensive"

3. "I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you"

2. "We haven't met, but I watch you shower every day at the gym"

1. "Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?"

Top 10 taken from David Letterman <--gotta give him credit

[diablo]

lol top10 is my favorite part of the show, its pretty funny, but no offense i dont think that i'll recommend this one, its not as funny as it looks, but that other jock joke was funny, i dont know why, this one is funny too, just not 100%