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    Default Come Dance With Me

    So I'm in my kitchen dancing around in my kitchen looking foor food when I recall this moment of me telling a buddy a story about my very religous mom and myself in wlamart around Christmas one year, and how when in the middle of a holiday-crowded Midwestern Walmart upon the store radio played that fateful song, Jesus Take The Wheel. My mother began singing and speaking in tongues, and not quietly, and when I nudged her a bit to ask her to stop she broke out in full-on-airplane-back-and-forth-wobble-penguin-for-Jesus which ironically looked more like a possesion by the devil.

    Anyway because I was recalling the dance from the lighthearted story telling with my friend, and not from the traumatic childhood experience, I began laughing hysterically at the memory of my friend and I letting go of the bad memories and just dancing the Airplane-Penguin-for-Jesus.

    So there I am, laughing and dancing this dance when I realize another friend in the present time is sitting right in my living room, on the sofa, in plain view of the kitchen. Laughing his ass off.

    Then I had to tell him the story.

    And together we danced.

    Guys, join me in this dance.

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    -wobbles around- DO THE PENGUIN

    Thank you Rachel and Subb for all the help

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    Quote Originally Posted by norid View Post
    -wobbles around- DO THE PENGUIN
    That's actually crazy and hilarious. Weeble wobbling around doin the penguin dance fo' Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by norid View Post
    -wobbles around- DO THE PENGUIN
    Yay! The first internet friend to join me. I've now dedicated a special place in my heart just to you, right behind Whatchamacallit candy bars, and I ****ing love those things so you're holding a pretty high rank right now.

    I posted this to r/trees first but it got buried and no one joined me :[

    *wobbling continues*
    Last edited by Synge; 10-20-2014 at 04:04 PM.

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    -puts Vaseline on stomach-
    -slides around kitchen-
    I am on some next level stuff.

    Thank you Rachel and Subb for all the help

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    come on )
    dance with me

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