[Exo-Riku] The Great Debate!

[Exodyus]

Well, this is the first Chapter in our great questioning and understanding of this wondrous universe around us, so let us begin by saying - this is not spam, so don't comment if you don't have something serious to say about what the discussion at hand is about.
Pay attention also, cause the discussion will sporadically change based on whatever Riku and I tangent off to.

Disclaimer: We'll be good and follow the rules, but you best post at your own risk if you're a foe, over friend. We'll tear you apart... n_n!

So! Riku! What should be the topic for ... I can't say today, cause it'll change in two posts from now, probably. Ideally, we'll question something dumb, interesting, curiosity inciting, or otherwise whatever we damn well please!

SO.

Octo-mom! Go.

6 kids at home.
No Job.
No Credit.
Lived in a 3 bedroom shanty.

Now-
14 kids.
No Job.
Stuck talking to Dr. Phil.
No Credit.
And magically moved into a 5 bedroom house worth over 500,000 bucks.

"Oprah helped."

Your thoughts, Riku? I think she's a psycho.

[Riku-Nara]

My thoughts?
She a ho.

Attention whore, to be specific.
She's not taking into consideration, the fate of her children.
I'd hate to be raised by a single mother, and have 13 brothers and sisters. I wouldn't be surprised if half of them turned out to be porn stars.

[Exodyus]

AHhahaha! That's a riot. Speaking of porn stars, I think it was Playboy or one of these nudie mag companies and porn industries that told her they'd make her some hella-cash if she posed or did videos for them, but I don't see who'd buy that...

It'd be like buying distasteful Bridget the Midget porn. Lol. Super HERO EDITION! D: What the hell... seriously.

Alright, Riku - Oprah, GO.

Would you hit that? Lolol.

[Jaykub]

Hi!

I really have stayed out of this mess the last 2 weeks but I can't seem to take this anymore. Its really really getting out of hand.

For the past 2 weeks I have had to see Exodyus And Riku, use foul language break every rule gamers-forum has. talk about weed drugs sex and who they would like to have sex with. And bash peoples thread like it is nothing and no one cares. also I would like to add how in all the welcome thread you have made fun of Linux and or everyone that says to read the rules. The rules are there to keep this stuff out. I don't even want to start how everyone is jumping on Samus-fan.

But to top that off look at this in this thread: Disclaimer: We'll be good and follow the rules.... I am still waiting for one of you to pop out and say JK!!!!


But if you take all that away I think your good members. Whats going on guys

[Exodyus]

JK!

So you're telling me that you don't hear OMGFOUL LANGUAGE on a daily basis in high school? Do you say something to them? Do you stand up for what you believe is right, or do you only act like a good person who's upstanding and full of integrity on the internet because you don't have to look me in the eyes as a real human?

Do I seem like a mean and hateful person to you?

See - funny thing is about making "FUN" of Linux is that I've talked to him for the past two nights over Steam and we have a lot in common and nothing against one another. He knows how I am -- to be continued....

[LiNuX]

linux doesn't get offended that easily, I've made fun of enough people in my life time, feel free to make fun of me.

making fun of someone and outright disrespecting them are two different things. Samus is another story, I won't speak for him but I will speak to him later on. As for exodyus, I've already spoken to him last night.

[Riku-Nara]

Nobody's spoken to me......

I do believe that it was vivid videos who offered her that movie deal.
I really wonder how that would have went. I mean, she must be wrecked down there by now.
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Oprah.
Oh jeez.
That's a difficult question.
Oprah was like my second mother some years back.
Hell, she was everyone's second mother.
She wasn't like, your best friend's hot mom, who you wish would invite you for some "private tutoring" after school, though.
She's never been "pretty" Back then, she was bearable, but now, her face is, and pardon my french, ****ed up.
I'm sure she has a donk though, so if she ever wanted it back there, I'd deliver.

This is a weird ass thread.

[Jaykub]

JK!

So you're telling me that you don't hear OMGFOUL LANGUAGE on a daily basis in high school? Do you say something to them? Do you stand up for what you believe is right, or do you only act like a good person who's upstanding and full of integrity on the internet because you don't have to look me in the eyes as a real human?

Do I seem like a mean and hateful person to you?

See - funny thing is about making "FUN" of Linux is that I've talked to him for the past two nights over Steam and we have a lot in common and nothing against one another. He knows how I am -- to be continued....


I am one to use foul language.
but its breaking the rules.
linux if you let this happen and let one rule slide why not let them all slide?


I just don't see the need on GF. Maybe a forum for this would be the best option

[LiNuX]

I am one to use foul language.
but its breaking the rules.
linux if you let this happen and let one rule slide why not let them all slide?


I just don't see the need on GF. Maybe a forum for this would be the best option

I'm not the strictest person out there so I can let things slide here and there. just like that 2 year ban you had

this little "war" you all have here is annoying. You should all get together and come to some kind of compromise, like one side promises not to "curse" so much and the other side promises to stop trying to bring linux to mediate.

just an example. You all are capable of handling your own issues, and you can do it publicly on the forum which doesn't make either side look good or you can do it privately via im, email, Pm, phone, whatever suits you. I'll be here doing my thing.

[Jaykub]

I'm not the strictest person out there so I can let things slide here and there. just like that 2 year ban you had

this little "war" you all have here is annoying. You should all get together and come to some kind of compromise, like one side promises not to "curse" so much and the other side promises to stop trying to bring linux to mediate.

just an example. You all are capable of handling your own issues, and you can do it publicly on the forum which doesn't make either side look good or you can do it privately via im, email, Pm, phone, whatever suits you. I'll be here doing my thing.

Well your forum your rules.

if you were not strictest person out there I don't see why one of your most active members can't even get a gfx pro spot :-P

[LiNuX]

Well your forum your rules.

if you were not strictest person out there I don't see why one of your most active members can't even get a gfx pro spot :-P

that has nothing to do with being "strict" - I just don't think that you deserve the spot and i don't think you are ready yet.

[Jaykub]

that has nothing to do with being "strict" - I just don't think that you deserve the spot and i don't think you are ready yet.

how am I not ready we have a gfx pro with less then 100 posts. I have been a member for a year+

[LiNuX]

how am I not ready we have a gfx pro with less then 100 posts. I have been a member for a year+

lol - like you said, my forum my rules, and when the time is right, I'll contact you - every time you ask for that position or "subtly" remind me - it pushes the contact time back a bit more.

[Exodyus]

how am I not ready we have a gfx pro with less then 100 posts. I have been a member for a year+

Your work sucks? Maybe?
You're 15? Probably?
You're arguing with an admin on HIS ruling? Definitely.

Get outta my thread already. I didn't ask you to come here and complain about how you cant get a damn position on this forum. If it wasn't OBVIOUS enough, then someone isn't spelling it out for you well enough.

Second grade style?


N - O .

Better luck next year.

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Riku - I Lol'ed so hard at that. I even read it out to my lady and she was laughin' her ass off and said, OH - He's SO RIGHT!

Oprah is pretty tenacious in the frontal region and somethin' makes me wonder about why she isn't married to that guy she's been with for like thirty years - Stetson or Studson or Stepford - whatever... Maybe she's afraid of commitment?

But fo' relz... if a billionaire walked up to me and was like - GET SOME...

I would. I would, srsly. It might be a little stank, but sho'sho' I'd have to deal with it. Lysol and some big-ass rubber gloves. Lolol.

Riku - new topic! Think of one for us!

[Jaykub]

Your work sucks? Maybe?
You're 15? Probably?
You're arguing with an admin on HIS ruling? Definitely.

Get outta my thread already. I didn't ask you to come here and complain about how you cant get a damn position on this forum. If it wasn't OBVIOUS enough, then someone isn't spelling it out for you well enough.

Second grade style?


N - O .

Better luck next year.

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Riku - I Lol'ed so hard at that. I even read it out to my lady and she was laughin' her ass off and said, OH - He's SO RIGHT!

Oprah is pretty tenacious in the frontal region and somethin' makes me wonder about why she isn't married to that guy she's been with for like thirty years - Stetson or Studson or Stepford - whatever... Maybe she's afraid of commitment?

But fo' relz... if a billionaire walked up to me and was like - GET SOME...

I would. I would, srsly. It might be a little stank, but sho'sho' I'd have to deal with it. Lysol and some big-ass rubber gloves. Lolol.

Riku - new topic! Think of one for us!

I seem to be able to design better then your ms paint style.

and since you such a new guy. I was a gfx pro for a few months..

also its a open forum:mask:

I end my speaking of this crap

[Exodyus]

If you want to get technically, little boy - your crap that you posted for SotW isn't really close to vector at all. Vectors are chunked colors. If you can't resize the image in any way - without it badly distorting, then it's not true vectors... but you knew that. You're almighty and a wanna-be GFXPROLOL.

And my MS Paint could rock your crap anyday, rofl... and I don't even have to put my name in HUGE letters in my work.

[Jaykub]

you need to do a little search for vector circles

[Raw!]

OR!
You can always have a GFX battle ;D
And people will vote on it.

Best way to settle a dispute? MHM.

[Riku-Nara]

Jacob, post count, or join date don't matter.
Gfx skill matters, and if Linux doesn't feel that your skills, or maturity is up to par, then that's that.

Shoot.
I can't think of any topics.
I don't watch the news, or read the paper.
I don't even check my sites.
I need to get in the loop.

[Exodyus]

OR!
You can always have a GFX battle ;D
And people will vote on it.

Best way to settle a dispute? MHM.

Yeah - a GFX battle based on bias members and friend on friend action. Failsuggestion.

Riku - I'm thinking...

Favorite Underwear Maker - GO!

[archkyle]

i say slap fight... seems slightly more mature than this argument and i have only been here a week.... O_O lets remember what brings us all here... video games... mmm video games *drool*

[Exodyus]

Yeah - a GFX battle based on bias members and friend on friend action. Failsuggestion.

Riku - I'm thinking...

Favorite Underwear Maker - GO!

RIKU - GO!

[KittyCat72]

Your work sucks? Maybe?
You're 15? Probably?
You're arguing with an admin on HIS ruling? Definitely.


-His work doesn't suck... seems fine to me. In fact, I voted for his SOTW entry. I mean no offense when I say this, but yours was my least favorite. It didn't suck, but compared to your other works it was sloppy. (Lol, please don't make fun of my graphics as a response. I've had some pretty bad ones.)

-I'm the Gmod... 14, yeah.

-Now on to the last question... well, you're probably right there.

Sorry, I just felt like pointing some stuff out.

[jakncoke]

Jacob, post count, or join date don't matter.
Gfx skill matters, and if Linux doesn't feel that your skills, or maturity is up to par, then that's that.

Shoot.
I can't think of any topics.
I don't watch the news, or read the paper.
I don't even check my sites.
I need to get in the loop.

this is where the answer hangs out

[Riku-Nara]

Yes.
Yes it does.

Favorite underwear?
Um....Joe Boxer?
I mean, i don't really wear underwear that much.
There was that one girl though.
They were edible.
I'll leave it at that.

[Drake14]

hahahahaha this has been quite an amusing read! I've managed to have quite a chuckle at all of this.

you guy's are quite comical.

[Exodyus]

Yes.
Yes it does.

Favorite underwear?
Um....Joe Boxer?
I mean, i don't really wear underwear that much.
There was that one girl though.
They were edible.
I'll leave it at that.

Bypassing all the crappy spam in our thread that's pretty useless - I would have to give a quizzical brow of some-what disgust to picture you not really wearing underwear - per say... Lol.

However, on the edible topic, Amen - brutha. Amen. Strawberry? What. What.....

Anyways - I'm a Hanes comfort kinda guy. <3 They make me feel sexy, too. n_n;


Annnd ...

What's your favorite color of lipstick on a set of thick, luscious, pouty lips that are perfectly begging you from a gorgeous, firey redhead...

[Riku-Nara]

I'm glad you stop there.
I'm really glad you stopped there.

Um, like, a year ago, I was down in Cali, for a Justice Concert, and there was this girl with some blue lipstick. Usually, it'd look pretty weird, but for some reason, it looked right on her. Then came the edible underwear. Let's just say, they started red, then blue, then "gone".

Tee Hee.

Tbh, I'd probably prefer red too. Not overdone though. Clear/Pink lip gloss isn't a negative on a woman either. I think I'll try to relate all my answers to that edible underwear situation.

[Riku-Nara]

What happened to this, dawg?

[Exodyus]

SORRZ! It got buried by spamz, I found et' again tho.

So - you like the yummies, eh?! I'm thinking, depending on the woman - I dig me some dark shades of lipstick. Some sultry bronze to go with an ebony haired vixen, or a full maroon for a luscious, large spiral-locked red head... Even maybe a plum on a straight haired blond.

I'm not much for blonds though; they're usually retarded.

Alright - BREASTS! GO!

Big or Small? Spaced or close. Firm? Squishy!?
Do you like fake or does it not matter?

[Riku-Nara]

Oh, that's a sensitive one.
I've got no problem with breast, no matter how big.
The rest of the body has to suffice though.
I.e. poor face + excellent face = not compatible with riku.
The space between them doesn't really matter, unless they're ridiculously far apart.
I like em' firm, but not to firm.
Fake doesn't matter to me.
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I'm not opposed to small breasts though. I'll admit that I do prefer Asian women over most, and they're not known for their assets. Still, this follows the basic formula, which means that small breasts + pretty face = not compatible with Riku.
I girl's gotta be damn beautiful to pull of the no breasts look.

I've learned the hard way.

[Exodyus]

HAhahhahah!! As shallow as that sounded, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt by straight up saying that I'm 110% a breast man. I've never dated a woman smaller than a B cup, and that was a ... very generous B.

C to D is always a good round size, however I've dated a chick with DD and let me tell you - it's difficult to breathe when you're being smothered to death - so to all you boys out there, remember that ...

Big boobs = AWESOME
Big boobs = Suffocation

However, on the point of saying she has to have a pretty face - I personally think that if she's 'attractive' and her personality is fabulous, then it will make her that much more beautiful to me.

She doesn't have to be the best woman on the block or look like Scarlett Johannsen to get with me - but if she's dumber than a brick, then she'll just end up getting mocked over-and-over again, regardless of how hot she is. Lol...

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Riku. Same theme, body types.

Do you like the bean poles, taller than 5'8" that are ... too slender. (Model type)

Do you like the short girls, roughin' 5'2" or smaller, with the slender frame? (Petite)

Short girls with the bangin' curves?

[Riku-Nara]

I'm pretty sure my answer would just end up with my preference how quick it takes for someone to give me a blowjob, and how smooth the process goes. Like, if a woman is awkwardly tall, and like slumped over doing it.

[Exodyus]

... Oh LAWD! You made me L.O.L. Fo' riz'.

Alright, now that we've got that out of the way...

What is your passion.
Your drive.
What do you FEEL makes you live.
Why do you feel you were put on this Earth for...

And don't say because some lady got knocked up and bada-bing... Lol