My friends... My beloveds....

[Exodyus]

I'm about to hit 400 posts in two months...

That's something of a personal record for me being such a forum troll and post whore. So...

I'd like to start by thanking Linux:
- For not banning me already.
- For loving me like a son. ... a whorish posting son.
- For giving us such a bad ass site.
- For not banning me already... Lolol.

Lemon:
- I love your rolls.
- All 500 lbs of it.
- And your new sig. GG, lady.

Riku:
- For fighting with me to love me later.
- CAUSE YOU MY NUKKAH, MA'NG!
- Because you're probably the most down-to-earth soul on the board.
- Lol.

Knibbler:
- For alway bein' my GFX buddy!
- For never startin' crap with me.
- For loving me unconditionally...

Samus:
- Without you tweenie, I couldn't have earned such an awesome title.
- Cause even though you cry a lot, you're pretty cool.
- Sometimes... >_>;

For the rest of you Dysfunctional gamers:
- I love you guys.
- How's about another 400? Lol.

[LemonRising]

This was probably the sweetest thing anyone's written about me.
Ever.

*single tear falls over my sensual rolls*

[LiNuX]

a meaningful post...still 5 posts to go - I believe in you!

[Jaykub]

Well man if it means anything to you its great to have you. It really is.
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april fools

[Exodyus]

- basks and bathes in the sparkling waterfall that cascades from Lemon's gorgeous, robust rolls. A flick of the neck and Exo sends his illustrious golden mane flying through the air, spraying water on the fans at his private beach like a prismatic shower of awesomeness. -

I imagine if you can take my hawtness, we can totally forum date sometime.

You... Me...
I'll donate you some GFP and we can play some Ice Slide or 3-D Car Driver...
I'll even stand behind you textually and IM you tips on how to shoot a combo in Billiard pro.

What do you say...?

[Jaykub]

- basks and bathes in the sparkling waterfall that cascades from Lemon's gorgeous, robust rolls. A flick of the neck and Exo sends his illustrious golden mane flying through the air, spraying water on the fans at his private beach like a prismatic shower of awesomeness. -

I imagine if you can take my hawtness, we can totally forum date sometime.

You... Me...
I'll donate you some GFP and we can play some Ice Slide or 3-D Car Driver...
I'll even stand behind you textually and IM you tips on how to shoot a combo in Billiard pro.

What do you say...?

HEY NOW!

Jak takes his dates to the gf arcade its taken by him

[LemonRising]

I'm not sure
I think we're moving to fast
*looks deep into your eyes*
But I care about you, I really do.
*rolls caress your golden mane of hair as the sun sets behind us, covering us in warm orange hue.*






Does anyone else feel a little wrong?
Cause I hope so.
I really do.

[Exodyus]

a meaningful post...still 5 posts to go - I believe in you!

Awww... thanks dad. n_n!


Well man if it means anything to you its great to have you. It really is.
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april fools

Yeah... you're still not funny. Maybe you'll grow into your funny bone. Or maybe you'll be one of those really funny cripple people with one short arm - who knows!


HEY NOW!

Jak takes his dates to the gf arcade its taken by him

I worked out an arrangement with Jakjak. He's taking his dates to the games M - Z.


I'm not sure
I think we're moving to fast
*looks deep into your eyes*
But I care about you, I really do.
*rolls caress your golden mane of hair as the sun sets behind us, covering us in warm orange hue.*



Does anyone else feel a little wrong?
Cause I hope so.
I really do.

Lololol.... It's okay, my darling.

We don't have to webcam kiss and tell... >_>
Email me. ;)

[Jaykub]

Does anyone else feel a little wrong?
Cause I hope so.
I really do.

wrong no I'm quite sick

[Exodyus]

OMFG DOUBLE POST FOR 400!

>_> @ Linux. Please... allow me my moment!
Slap me in Private Message later. Lol.


OH F-CKIN FAIL!
I hate you Jacob.

-changes his first post-

[Jaykub]

OMFG DOUBLE POST FOR 400!

>_> @ Linux. Please... allow me my moment!
Slap me in Private Message later. Lol.


OH F-CKIN FAIL!
I hate you Jacob.

-changes his first post-

whats that now

[LemonRising]

Lol

I'm not sure what that was right there.
But it was rushed and exciting.
GO FOR 400 EXO, GO GO GO GO

Also
I'd totally webcam and tell.
Because I'm naughty like that.
*roll jiggle*

Is it weird that I'm really enjoying trying to imagine life as an obese person?

[Jaykub]

Watching this crap is better than anything right now

[jakncoke]

congrats, It's nice having new active members around. Now if only some of the new people would play some Chopper Challenge so I wouldn't have so much top 10k places

[Exodyus]

F U, BUDDIE!

I tried Chopper Challenge and got to like 400 and died. I said F THIS! LOUDLY! CAUSE I DIED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

It is good to be around and active. I was worried for a while, everyone's fadin' in and out.


Lol

I'm not sure what that was right there.
But it was rushed and exciting.
GO FOR 400 EXO, GO GO GO GO

Also
I'd totally webcam and tell.
Because I'm naughty like that.
*roll jiggle*

Is it weird that I'm really enjoying trying to imagine life as an obese person?

What that was - was me trying to double post my 400th post and The Tutu had to botch it. :/
You would cam and tell wouldn't you, you little heathen. ;)
Eatin' this up. Lol.
And Lemon - I know the feeling. I've been the skinny kid for a long time. Finally, I've filled out - but I still look like one of the skinny boys. ;( Wtf.... Life isn't fair.

[LemonRising]

I usually go through periods of activity. But that was because I had family/moving issues, then internet issues, then now I only live with my boyfriend half the time and he doesnt have internet. Not that we need it <;

Haha I'm pleasently average. I wouldn't want to be skinny, because my taste in women is not skinny women. I like sum currrrrves (no fatties plox)



And I refuse to play arcade games right now because I get too distracted.

[Exodyus]

Haha I'm pleasently average. I wouldn't want to be skinny, because my taste in women is not skinny women. I like sum currrrrves (no fatties plox)


... you're of ambiguous interests?

And I would agree. I like a little meat on my women. Forget all that cushion for the pushin crap, I prefer boobs anyways. Lol.

[Jaykub]

I usually go through periods of activity. But that was because I had family/moving issues, then internet issues, then now I only live with my boyfriend half the time and he doesnt have internet. Not that we need it <;

Haha I'm pleasently average. I wouldn't want to be skinny, because my taste in women is not skinny women. I like sum currrrrves (no fatties plox)



And I refuse to play arcade games right now because I get too distracted.

I think you should go ahead and post a pic of your self

[LemonRising]

My boyfriend described me as having "lesbian issues".

A nice arse is good, but nothing beats a nice C sized rack, mm mmm



EDIT: I don't think I'll be posting a pic of myself. I'll just let you all wonder. "is she hot? Is she disgusting? IS SHE JOKING ABOUT THE ROLLS?! DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I FAPPED TO>???!?!?!"
That was a joke.

[Exodyus]

I think you should go ahead and post a pic of your self

Ignore him. He doesn't want you for your rolls. He's just being Tutu.

[Jaykub]

My boyfriend described me as having "lesbian issues".

A nice arse is good, but nothing beats a nice C sized rack, mm mmm

don't miss my post above yours

[LemonRising]

My boyfriend described me as having "lesbian issues".

A nice arse is good, but nothing beats a nice C sized rack, mm mmm



EDIT: I don't think I'll be posting a pic of myself. I'll just let you all wonder. "is she hot? Is she disgusting? IS SHE JOKING ABOUT THE ROLLS?! DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE I FAPPED TO>???!?!?!"
That was a joke.

I almost missed your post.
Almost.

[Jaykub]

I almost missed your post.
Almost.

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE A FAPPED TO.


wat

[Exodyus]

DEAR LORD WHAT HAVE A FAPPED TO.


wat

Does your brain not connect to the stem all the way or are ALL of your posts just dysfunctional?

Besides, what will Samus say if you stop fappin' it to his pictures? D: !!

[Knibbler]

I must say Ex, congrats on the big 400!
GFX buds 4 lyf!!
I think the statistics now are around 87% of your posts make me lol and the other 13% actually get me thinking about things.

I just gotta say, I lol'd hard at your reason for editing the first post.

[Jaykub]

thank god i was taken out of the first post

[EpsilonX]

All I have to say is...Exodyus...you're freakin retarded

[Exodyus]

thank god i was taken out of the first post

I must say Ex, congrats on the big 400!
GFX buds 4 lyf!!
I think the statistics now are around 87% of your posts make me lol and the other 13% actually get me thinking about things.

I just gotta say, I lol'd hard at your reason for editing the first post.

Little does he know, right? Hahhahahha.... <3


All I have to say is...Exodyus...you're freakin retarded

Awww, thanks guy-with-an-emo-lead-singer-for-a-non-existent-band-in-your-avatar!
Means a LOT coming from you. I had hoped you'd post. ;)

.... anyways.

[jakncoke]

All I have to say is...Exodyus...you're freakin retarded

can't any worse then your PS3 defender days, we all have our faults

[Exodyus]

can't any worse then your PS3 defender days, we all have our faults

OHhhhhhhhhh -- SNAP!

[Samus-Fan]

Mm, no one online has ever seen meh picture, I'm like a ninja.
Anyway, Congratz on 400. Most likely pass up most of us at the rate you're going, so good luckz on that.
Thankz for the atleast sometimes, lol. I'll take it.

Gonna have to say though, that, while you might be a jerk sometimes, 80% of the time you make a huge point, there's my good comment for today.

[Jaykub]

Mm, no one online has ever seen meh picture,

Bull****.

I know what you look like.

[Exodyus]

Bull****.

I know what you look like.

He said online... nothing about lovers.

[KittyCat72]

Lol, congrats... I feel so special being adressed as one of the rest of the dysfunctional gamers. Anywho, you've brought a lot of entertainment to the forum, so thanx. :-)

[Exodyus]

Lol, congrats... I feel so special being adressed as one of the rest of the dysfunctional gamers. Anywho, you've brought a lot of entertainment to the forum, so thanx. :-)

n___n! I try, I try.

Thanks for being such a bad ass! <3

[memoryhunter]

Lol it doesn't take a slug to realise you try

[Exodyus]

Lol it doesn't take a slug to realise you try

You made me Lol. <3

We're officially upgrading you again.
Hnmm...

Mouth breather to Slug to ... Dung!

I've decided to give you legs and make you a Dung Beetle.
Either will suffice, but I'd say you're definitely moving up in the evolutionary chain!

Least I can't salt you to death anymore... ;)

[Riku-Nara]

Mm, no one online has ever seen meh picture, I'm like a ninja.
Anyway, Congratz on 400. Most likely pass up most of us at the rate you're going, so good luckz on that.
Thankz for the atleast sometimes, lol. I'll take it.

Gonna have to say though, that, while you might be a jerk sometimes, 80% of the time you make a huge point, there's my good comment for today.

You've got a picture of yourself in the pics thread, that eric made wayyyy back.
I think yukki was in it too?
Maybe?
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Back the **** off man.
Lemon is mine.
I claimed datass wayyyy before you.
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I srsly <4 this post.
It's like, at the end of a movie, where the guy who was a badass at first learns that he can only succeed with the help and support of everyone else.
Heart warming.
But srsly.
Back the **** off.
Those rolls are Riku's.

[Samus-Fan]

[QUOTE=Riku-Nara;154554]You've got a picture of yourself in the pics thread, that eric made wayyyy back.
I think yukki was in it too?
Maybe?[QUOTE]
No, I don't.
That is one of my friends, Brennan.
I was the one who took the picture...Lol.

[LemonRising]

Back the **** off man.
Lemon is mine.
I claimed datass wayyyy before you.
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I srsly <4 this post.
It's like, at the end of a movie, where the guy who was a badass at first learns that he can only succeed with the help and support of everyone else.
Heart warming.
But srsly.
Back the **** off.
Those rolls are Riku's.

oh ho ho
im so flattered at all the attention my rolls are getting *blush and eyebatt*

[Exodyus]

PSSSHHHHH WTF RIKU!?

No love for a brother?
Tag team?
Off tha' ropes?
Into those rolls?

There's enough to go around.
Just pick the end you want...

[Riku-Nara]

I'm only loling at that, because the prospect of someone jumping from a rope, into penetration, is ****ing hilarious.

[LemonRising]

I am thoroughly enjoying this thread.

You'd have to wear leopard skin thongs you know.
and they'd break away as you fly through the air.

[Knibbler]

I lol everytime I come back and read this thread..
keep it up guys, your cracking me up!

[Exodyus]

Imagine...

You're Riku - King of the Ring ... and Jungle and you stand, modestly spread eagle with each of your feet on a outer rope of the arena, toes curled around the taut bands. The arena beneath is filled with a gelatinous lubricant and held in by a foot tall retaining wall around the base of this epic wonder.

In nothing but a banana hammock, you beat your chest violently - causing true fear and intimidation into all your foes and especially your ho's. Your chest heaves and the muscles glisten with sweat, rolling from your strapped rib cage like a well bred steed, each muscle defined by power and outlined by the next.

With a Tarzan like scream, you leap from the top rope - toward the BBW laying sprawled out in the epicenter of the arena, her sexy rolls awaiting some ... vicious, jungle action. And then the breeze hits you like a ton of bricks - a tight chord had been fastened to your leopard skinned thong and it snaps clean off your sleek frame and bares that ass that the God's envy.

... I'm dying to much.
Someone else has to finish it... HAhahahhah!!

[LemonRising]

Imagine...

You're Riku - King of the Ring ... and Jungle and you stand, modestly spread eagle with each of your feet on a outer rope of the arena, toes curled around the taut bands. The arena beneath is filled with a gelatinous lubricant and held in by a foot tall retaining wall around the base of this epic wonder.

In nothing but a banana hammock, you beat your chest violently - causing true fear and intimidation into all your foes and especially your ho's. Your chest heaves and the muscles glisten with sweat, rolling from your strapped rib cage like a well bred steed, each muscle defined by power and outlined by the next.

With a Tarzan like scream, you leap from the top rope - toward the BBW laying sprawled out in the epicenter of the arena, her sexy rolls awaiting some ... vicious, jungle action. And then the breeze hits you like a ton of bricks - a tight chord had been fastened to your leopard skinned thong and it snaps clean off your sleek frame and bares that ass that the God's envy.

... I'm dying to much.
Someone else has to finish it... HAhahahhah!!

my rolls just came.

[Riku-Nara]

Ya, i just orgasmed like 5 times, just thinking about that.

[Exodyus]

I could do worse, but some newb-ass Jesus thumper would roll in here cryin' about how I'm writing a soft core novel...

That and I respect Linux enough to know my boundaries. ;) I'd have said, Know my role - but I haven't ever been good with superiors...

I love you both! <3

[LemonRising]

I'll think of you both as I clean my kitchen with my rolls tonight <3



Why am I cleaning at 3am with no sleep.
Idk
Im talking to myself now.
I'm gonna go drink more. That's a good idea kids.

[Exodyus]

I'll think of you both as I clean my kitchen with my rolls tonight <3



Why am I cleaning at 3am with no sleep.
Idk
Im talking to myself now.
I'm gonna go drink more. That's a good idea kids.

OhMan. Funny story.

So I'm a Jose Peppers (mexican resturant) last night with Sarah and we're seated. I know the waiter because he's one of my newbs who I've bought alcohol for and he knows Sarah isn't legal to drink publicly yet, but he helps us out.

Frickin ONE margarita and Sarah is laughing about how the mini chimis look like tiny egg rolls and thinks it's so hysterical. So funny, that she spills salsa DIRECTLY onto her right nipple on her hoodie and then proceeds to try licking it off.......

........... end of story.

I died laughing. This was right before Fast and Furious too. Such a frickin' riot.

[jakncoke]

OhMan. Funny story.

So I'm a Jose Peppers (mexican resturant) last night with Sarah and we're seated. I know the waiter because he's one of my newbs who I've bought alcohol for and he knows Sarah isn't legal to drink publicly yet, but he helps us out.

Frickin ONE margarita and Sarah is laughing about how the mini chimis look like tiny egg rolls and thinks it's so hysterical. So funny, that she spills salsa DIRECTLY onto her right nipple on her hoodie and then proceeds to try licking it off.......

........... end of story.

I died laughing. This was right before Fast and Furious too. Such a frickin' riot.

:laugh:
10 characters be damned

[LemonRising]

LOL gotta love lightweights. This one girl I know drinks one beer and turns into a huge whure. It's kind of sad but I laugh.


But this weekend has taught me something.
When you haven't really slept for a week and have a stomach sickness of some sort..
You should not drink all day and night, and then expect to feel fine.

[jakncoke]

LOL gotta love lightweights. This one girl I know drinks one beer and turns into a huge whure. It's kind of sad but I laugh.


But this weekend has taught me something.
When you haven't really slept for a week and have a stomach sickness of some sort..
You should not drink all day and night, and then expect to feel fine.

beer slvts...gotta luv em