Loo training

[RaiDae]

Girls, any tips on how to train male friends to put the toilet seat down once their done? I am extremely close to losing my temper over this. The guys think i'm getting worked up over nothing, but it's ****in rude and damned annoying. I've asked them time and time again to do it and they always say they will... they fail. I'm fed up of reminding them every time they go to the loo. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[jakncoke]

:laugh:. Women always yell at me for this, I always say " Well at least I picked it up", A couple of times the thought has crossed my mind to piss on the seat on purpose so hopefully they sit in it, but never have as I figured it'd be my luck to take a dump and sit in it.

[RaiDae]

How **** must guys aim be if they have to lift the seat. it makes like an inch in difference...

On second thoughts. i don't want to know.

[jakncoke]

Well I'm going to tell you anyways to clear up some things you seem to not know. pissing with morning wood is hard k and not to mention it's pissing after jizzing is also hard the stream doesn't go straight, it's goes everywhere and most of the time it's 2 streams for the portion so that leads to urine getting on the seat.

[RaiDae]

Valid points i'm sure. EXCEPT that when i have friends round it is extremely unlikely that they have morning wood and also, very unlikely that they've just spunked. In their own houses it's reasonable, but not in mine.

And i'm not being a hypocrite in this matter. I put the seat back up when i'm in a prodominantely male house. ( 'cos i know a lot of girls that don't)

[Samus-Fan]

Well, think of it like this.
Are there more guys at the house?
If so, it would be MUCH more convienent if you left the seat UP so majority does not have to put it back up.
If there are more women, put the seat down. It just matters on who is in the house.

[RaiDae]

I do. And the majority of the time there's more females than males. But even if it weren't, when peeing before leaving it's polite to put it back down.

I realise now, that there are more Dudes than dudettes on this site. It's highly unlikely many people are gonna agree with me. *sigh* ach well. I guess it is yet another loss for the puny females and a win for the oh-so-powerful males. ¬.¬

[Samus-Fan]

Lol, it isn't a "win" and it isn't somethign to get worked up over.
Sorry you have to waste 3 seconds to put it down?

How about we put it ALL the way down, so that way both genders have to do work?
Is that better?

[RaiDae]

Damn right you're sorry. ;p

I have no idea why it upsets me so much. It just does. A pet hate i guess.

Aha! A compromise! And though the guys will agree to it, they'll forget. I didn't really expect a solution tbh. I just needed to vent slightly and the majority of the girls were on holiday or too damned lazy to meet up or reply. It was either this, or kick the next guy who did it in the nuts.

[jakncoke]

Valid points i'm sure. EXCEPT that when i have friends round it is extremely unlikely that they have morning wood and also, very unlikely that they've just spunked. In their own houses it's reasonable, but not in mine.

And i'm not being a hypocrite in this matter. I put the seat back up when i'm in a prodominantely male house. ( 'cos i know a lot of girls that don't)

If they are staying over night, it's not their fault getting morning wood. Not saying you said it was, just posting for the sake of posting.





Nocturnal penile tumescence (NPT) is the spontaneous occurrence of a penile erection during sleep. All men without physiological erectile dysfunction experience this phenomenon, usually three to five times during the night[1]. It typically happens during REM sleep. NPT has been given numerous colloquial names which are typically related to the first time the erection is discovered, namely upon waking in the morning — such an erection is colloquially referred to as morning wood in North America and some parts of the United Kingdom, whilst in other areas morning glory is used. In the United Kingdom the colloquialism 'piss-proud' is often used, and implies a causal relationship between a full bladder and an erection.
The existence and predictability of nocturnal tumescence is used by sexual health practitioners to ascertain whether a given case of erectile dysfunction (E.D.) is psychological or physiological in origin. A patient presenting with E.D. is fitted with an elastic device to wear around his penis during sleep; the device detects changes in girth and relays the information to a computer for later analysis. If nocturnal tumescence is detected, then the E.D. is presumed to be due to a psychosomatic illness such as sexual anxiety; if not, then it is presumed to be due to a physiological cause.
The cause of NPT is not known with certainty. Bancroft (2005) hypothesizes that the noradrenergic neurons of the locus ceruleus are inhibitory to penile erection, and that the cessation of their discharge that occurs during REM sleep may allow testosterone-related excitatory actions to manifest as NPT.[2]
Colloquial naming and anecdotal evidence supporting the possibility that a full bladder can stimulate an erection has existed for some time and is characterised as a 'reflex erection'. The nerves that control a man’s ability to have a reflex erection are located in the sacral nerves (S2-S4) of the spinal cord. [3] A full bladder is known to mildly stimulate nerves in the same region. This mild stimulus which during the day is normally suppressed in adult males by competing stimuli and other distractions, could during sleep with the absence of such factors instigate a reflex erection.
The possibility of a full bladder causing an erection, especially during sleep, is perhaps further supported by the beneficial physiological effect of an erection inhibiting urination, thereby helping to avoid nocturnal enuresis.

[Jaykub]

If you gain 200 lbs you can forget the seat all together

[Riku-Nara]

there are toilets that lift/lower the seat after every flush

[AquafinaLime]

Well I'm going to tell you anyways to clear up some things you seem to not know. pissing with morning wood is hard k and not to mention it's pissing after jizzing is also hard the stream doesn't go straight, it's goes everywhere and most of the time it's 2 streams for the portion so that leads to urine getting on the seat.

Yes very much. After jizzing I have to stand back and aim my piss pump up and hope to god it doesn't get all over the mirror.

[Jaykub]

there are toilets that lift/lower the seat after every flush

where the white house?

[LemonRising]

I've never understood why other females get so worked up over this.
My man always leaves the seat up.
I mean, He has to pick it up
So it's fair if I put a little effort in and put it down.
Either way we're both touching the toilet seat.


Just wash your hands.
And you'll be fine.


If you wanna talk equality then realize that what I just said is true,
and then begin a happier life.

[RaiDae]

I don't even know why i get so worked up over it!! Perhaps i had some traumatic experience when i was younger which ended up with me falling into the toilet bowl 'cos the seat was left up.

It's not that unlikely.


Whenever i'm at my dudes house i make the effort to put the toilet seat back up once i'm done.

What? Wash your hands after you've gone for a piss?... I've never thought of that... Jk ;p

[LemonRising]

I don't really think guys care.
The way I see it is, if everyone ends up having to change the position of the toilet seat, then no one should be able to say anything against anyone else.


Also, I too, have fallen in the toilet seat as a child.
>:


Just try to not let it bother you, remember that they had to make the effort to put the ugly porcelain thing up.
And as for a possible fear of refalling in the toilet..
Always check.

I do that for the seat, and toilet paper.
Both things can leave you in very dangerously embarrassing situations.

[RaiDae]

Lols. Toilets really are dangerous things. But the only other options ican think of are those pills which stop you from pooing, one of those medical bags for peeing or a hole in the garden. So for now, i'll stick to the loo.

Anyways, i've gotten over it (mostly). Mayhap it were stress causing such overreactions.

[LemonRising]

It probably was.



And one day we'll evolve into planthumans
So we'll never have to pee.
Or eat
And we wont get fat.

[RaiDae]

hmmm.... my knowledge of biology tells me something is wrong about that. BUT, here's hoping it's gonna happen.
If plant's turned into planimals, that'd be pretty funn...