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KittyCat72
06-30-2007, 10:10 AM
A boy goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, is god a boy or a girl?"
"Honey, he is both."
Later he approaches his father and asks, "Dad, is god black or white?"
"Son, he is both."
At the dinner table that afternoon, the kid says, "Mom,dad, is Michael Jackson god?
:D :D :D
TheKing
07-17-2007, 11:31 AM
Nice lol kinda stupid but still got a little laugh outta me
FattaT
07-17-2007, 11:47 PM
haha, MJ jokes are always funny!
KittyCat72
07-19-2007, 05:56 PM
Yeah, I agree. If you tell them right.
Old, but still good :)
As long it's not another Chuck Norris joke I'm good...
Gamoc
07-21-2007, 02:08 PM
I agree, Chuck Norris jokes are just stupid. [Swears at Chuck Norris]
KittyCat72
08-03-2007, 04:24 PM
There are a lot of Michael Jackson and Chuck Norris jokes. The Michael Jasckson ones don't get old as fast though. Nobody wants to hear about Chuck Norris.:rolleyes1:
LiNuX
08-03-2007, 09:44 PM
thats cuz chuck is old news now, he died in that movie once i remember but then somehow he came back to life, kinda retarded, i crack on MJ from time to time lol
sad story: his bday is the same day as mine lol ;(
FattaT
08-03-2007, 10:13 PM
haha lucky you...
+ ur birthday is 1 day after the forums birthday correct?
hehehe
LiNuX
08-03-2007, 11:24 PM
yup - one of my cousins bday is a day after mine - my sis's bday is 3 days after mine lol :D gotta love that family
FattaT
08-04-2007, 12:05 AM
haha nice, ur before her...
all the money gets wasted on ur presents and none on hers =P
LiNuX
08-04-2007, 01:12 AM
she's 4 yrs younger than me - weird story - she was due the same day as me but was delayed for some reason - dont know about my cousins - and i have a cousin with bday right before mine lol, the day before, my nephew (cousin's son) bday is a day after my sister's haha
but all are years apart but around the same time of year, crazy
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