Energy drinks

[Energyfreek]

Hey do you drink energy supplements in any form so you can stay awake through those long nights? Do you want to make some serious money while sitting on your computer? Well then ACT is for you. ACT just hit the market in the last year and is about to boom. It is a healthy energy supplement that works better than red bull better than five hour energy and there is no crash what so ever. I know what you are thinking to good to be true right. That's what i thought at first too but now that i have tried it i know it's true.
Thank you for taking the time to read this
Jesse
Dealer # 19235668

[jango]

I knew I was missing something in my life ......

[LiNuX]

I'm guessing you were hopped up on that drink while writing that post?

ACT

[Energyfreek]

Hopped up is the wrong word energized is the right one. If you are interested I'm on facebook and my username is jswim2. hit me up

[LiNuX]

No thanks. I'm naturally energetic.

[jango]

Is it OK to be scared?

[Energyfreek]

You can make money

[jango]

You can make money

Hmm .. did you sell me a left-handed spoon a few years ago?

[LemonRising]

My spiderman senses are tingling...

[hidekipooj]

sensors detect troll

[RaiDae]

hit me up

With pleasure. :) Left hand or right hand?

It's impossible to have an artificially induced energy-ness thing, without having a come down. Biology just don't work like that.
(partly what i'm doing for my bio-experiment. Basically kid-napping 8 people for a day and night, keeping them awake at all times and force feeding them lucazade or coffee (dunno which yet). I shall be recording their reaction times, tiredness and mood throughout the night.

Yay for pointless bits of information!!

[jango]

It's impossible to have an artificially induced energy-ness thing, without having a come down. Biology just don't work like that.
(partly what i'm doing for my bio-experiment. Basically kid-napping 8 people for a day and night, keeping them awake at all times and force feeding them lucazade or coffee (dunno which yet). I shall be recording their reaction times, tiredness and mood throughout the night.

Is this before or after you give them the speech about eating someone's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

[RaiDae]

Is this before or after you give them the speech about eating someone's liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti?

O.O
i had no intentions of making a speach about it...
(but first, what are fava beans and what's a chianti?)

[jango]

O.O
i had no intentions of making a speach about it...
(but first, what are fava beans and what's a chianti?)

chianti is a type of red wine .. fava beans are, er, well, a type of, er ... bean

[RaiDae]

chianti is a type of red wine .. fava beans are, er, well, a type of, er ... bean

Can i have it without the chianti? I don't really like wine... Also, I'm not so keen on beans... I'd like a raw carrot though. And can it be served to me when i'm strawberried?

[jango]

OK, if you like. That might mess with the whole Silence of the Lambs reference though .. but sure, go for it!

[RaiDae]

OK, if you like. That might mess with the whole Silence of the Lambs reference though .. but sure, go for it!

OHHHHH so THAT'S why I didn't get it. I've never seen that movie.

...... feel like having some strawberries in a brandy basket with chocolate icecream
OR a small chocolate cup, filled with ice-cream, a strawberry squished on top and a miny chocolate merrainge (um... failure of spelling) balnced on top.
I make the latter at partys, it's funny watching people trying to fit it into their mouth in one go.

[jango]

lmao .. I still prefer your version of the quote ..

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fresh carrots and a nice meringue."

Yeah, that works.

[RaiDae]

lmao .. I still prefer your version of the quote ..

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fresh carrots and a nice meringue."

Yeah, that works.

LMAO. You make me sound funnier than I ever will be XD

This should probably be in spammers now....

[jango]

aye good point, and all this time we're helping to advertise a drink that will clearly fail due to biological ignorance and also that it probably tastes like gnats wee

what more could you want from a thread?

[RaiDae]

aye good point, and all this time we're helping to advertise a drink that will clearly fail due to biological ignorance and also that it probably tastes like gnats wee

what more could you want from a thread?

what have you got against gnats pee!?! How do you know it doesn't taste nice?! huh!! huh!! My new years resoloution will be to extract and taste gnats piss.
(....energy drinks = liver + wine + beans = liver + carrots + merrainge + strawberried = strawberries + merringue + ice-cream + brandy = gnats pee)

[jango]

I think we may have discovered the active ingredients in ACT .. or just brought about the end of the world by mixing those words in a sentence - a sentence protected for centuries by nomad horsemen who watch an eternal vigil against the sentence being written in fear of the tasteless evil uttering it could unleash on the world (aka - the runs).

[RaiDae]

.... HIGH FIVE!!
we just brought about the end of the universe!!! GO US!! GO UUUS!! The mayans were wrong!! We are so awesome.

[LiNuX]

This should probably be in spammers now....

I thought I did that...think I forgot to click "SAVE"

[Jaykub]

****s bad for you man.
I have to drink 1 every DAY
If I don't its a bad day

[LemonRising]

I like arizona herbal tonic.

SO GOOOD
but they dont have it anywhere.
Its impossible to find.

[Jaykub]

I like arizona herbal tonic.

SO GOOOD
but they dont have it anywhere.
Its impossible to find.

I lol'd at that name hard.

Whats in it?

[LemonRising]

here's a link <:
AriZona Rx Energy Herbal Tonic [Updated] : Caffeine Guru (http://www.caffeineguru.com/reviews/arizona-rx-energy/)