Chuck Norris Jokes

[APurpleFish]

Anyone have any good Chuck Norris jokes? I have a book that lists 101 jokes.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cried.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door shut.
Chuck Norris can run all the way around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Post some Chuck Norris jokes you guys know, and I'll post a few more too. :laugh:

[LiNuX]

Not a big Chuck Norris fan. From your list, this one is my fav:


Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

What about the spots? Oo

[APurpleFish]

I dont know.... I know waaaay too many Chuck Norris jokes for my own brain.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin on the computor. ( Have you ever tried that?)
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming that Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right fists.

[Kenoi]

Chuck Norris put that smile on Mona Lisa's face.
haha.

[Freemymind93]

Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.

I don't really know many.

[evilcupcake]

My high school Physics teacher was a huge Chuck Norris fan. My friend and I found out his favorite fruit was watermelon and his favorite color was green. So, we made up a bunch of Physics-related Chuck Norris jokes, bought a watermelon, and wrote them all over it with a green sharpie to see if he would give us extra credit. He did!

I still got a C in the class though... :/

[HamadaLFC8]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs061.snc3/12859_362794785649_519520649_10392530_8162921_n.jp g

[Street_Soldier69]

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs061.snc3/12859_362794785649_519520649_10392530_8162921_n.jp g

lol win^


Chuck Norris doesn't sleep..... he waits..

Chuck Norris is so tuff he doesn't have a chin under his beard, but yet another fist! (family guy)

[youthism_is_me]

When chuck Norris whants a Salad He eats a Vegeterian ( i spelled that wrong i know)

[youthism_is_me]

Chuck Norris Took his tonsels out with a chainsaw

[Street_Soldier69]

http://www.gamers-forum.com/imagehosting/160864b53bc1ecf988.jpg

All i have to say

[HamadaLFC8]

LOL!!! hahaha

[Kenoi]

This card can kill all the other pokemon.. haha

[LiveToPlay]

HamadaLFC8, your pic is so funny. :)

[HamadaLFC8]

HamadaLFC8, your pic is so funny. :)

Thank you ;-)

[JC1]

When Chuck Norris does a push-up he pushes the world down...

Chuck Norris doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris...

The pie scene in "American Pie" is based on a dare Chuck Norris took when he was younger. However, in Chuck Norris' case, the "pie" was the molten crater of an active volcano...

Just a few...

[Jaykub]

Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies he potato sacks them

[HamadaLFC8]

LOL I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS ONE

Chuck Norris pushes a door that says pull and the door opens :P

[DirtyTrashyHot]

"Chuck Norris says it sings like a girl and looks like a girl then if must be Justin Bieber."

[GamaGirl]

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Beat that.

[LemonRising]

The Japanese aren't afraid of a 300 foot tall monster. “Godzilla” is Japanese for Chuck Norris.



heehee

[Jokersvirus]

Chuck Norris was the best dancer around till Micheal Jackson showed up. because he took the spotlight away Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the black off his ass, along with his nose.