LiNuX
08-19-2006, 04:47 PM
Top Ten Invisible Guy Pickup Lines
10. "Ever wanted to do it with a laboratory experiment gone awry?"
9. "Do you mean it when you say, 'Looks don't matter'?"
8. "What's a nice girl like you doing here in the Victoria's Secret dressing room?"
7. "Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet"
6. "That's not my hand but don't stop shaking"
5. "You may as well go out with me -- I'm just going to follow you home undetected anyway"
4. "Here's an invisible necklace -- trust me, it's really expensive"
3. "I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you"
2. "We haven't met, but I watch you shower every day at the gym"
1. "Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?"
Top 10 taken from David Letterman <--gotta give him credit
10. "Ever wanted to do it with a laboratory experiment gone awry?"
9. "Do you mean it when you say, 'Looks don't matter'?"
8. "What's a nice girl like you doing here in the Victoria's Secret dressing room?"
7. "Why don't we go somewhere private, because everyone at this bar thinks you're talking to your gimlet"
6. "That's not my hand but don't stop shaking"
5. "You may as well go out with me -- I'm just going to follow you home undetected anyway"
4. "Here's an invisible necklace -- trust me, it's really expensive"
3. "I can pretty much guarantee the kid will look like you"
2. "We haven't met, but I watch you shower every day at the gym"
1. "Would you like to have dinner with me and watch and my food digest?"
Top 10 taken from David Letterman <--gotta give him credit