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Scott
08-05-2007, 08:28 AM
Okay, first off, I will ask a dumb question and you will answer with a dumb answer. Then you ask a stupid question for the next poster, and that person will then post another answer/question.

Example:

Post 1
Q: How do Pokemon fit into their balls?

Post 2
A: Because we've got the biggest balls of all.
Q: Where do babies come from?

Post 3
A: They come from your mom.
Q: Why does spicy food ruin your next bathroom break?

Then another answer/question. Okay, here goes!


How does gravity work?

FattaT
08-05-2007, 08:34 AM
A: It works like everyone else.
Q: What time is it?

lonewolfxix
08-05-2007, 08:36 AM
What ever time you want it to be.

What does an alien taste like?

FattaT
08-05-2007, 08:39 AM
Like a human

Why do cats like fish yet hate water?

Scott
08-05-2007, 08:49 AM
75:182 bc.

How little water is on earth?

LiNuX
08-05-2007, 06:19 PM
lol nice thread, i like it

answer: as much as you can fit in your kidney.

question: when u fax something why does the paper come back to you, does it mean it failed to send?

lonewolfxix
08-05-2007, 06:46 PM
Answer: The person couldn't read your handwriting so he wants you to rewrite it.

Question: Why can't I think of a question?

LiNuX
08-05-2007, 06:54 PM
because you are thinking too hard to find the answer

why is the wii spelled that way and not the wee?

lonewolfxix
08-05-2007, 06:56 PM
Because they really wanted people to say "WHY?!" as in "Why the hell did they change it from REVOLUTION to WII?!"

Why are oranges orange?

LiNuX
08-05-2007, 07:08 PM
cuz its the offspring of tomatoes and yellow mangoes - turned to orange

why doesnt it ever rain on a day with a clear sky?

Scott
08-05-2007, 07:50 PM
Because the sun never cries when he is happy.

Ho small is the sun?

lonewolfxix
08-05-2007, 08:49 PM
Answer: It's as small as the frisbee you just threw at your friend.

Question: Why do sloths fall out of trees?

FattaT
08-05-2007, 11:20 PM
they don't, they jump out in the attempt to commit suicide

If i had you had twelve oranges and i took thirteen oranges how many oranges would u not have in the hamper upon your head yet not upon your face? :twitcy:

LiNuX
08-05-2007, 11:27 PM
55 ?? speed limit in NY

why is president bush so frigging smart? hehe (answer better be a sarcastic one)

lonewolfxix
08-06-2007, 10:10 AM
Answer: He is a cross between a monkey and a human, therefore he is smarter than the average gnat.

Question: What is Michael Jackson?

Scott
08-06-2007, 10:48 AM
A terrorist.

Why do the zombies wanna kill us?

LiNuX
08-06-2007, 11:53 AM
they dont, they want to eat us cuz we taste like chicken

why is an ad for eHarmoney Dating site showing on the google ad above the quick reply box in a gaming forum?

Scott
08-06-2007, 11:56 AM
Because they don't taste like Chicken.

What is an apple really used for?

LiNuX
08-06-2007, 03:23 PM
appletini and appletini only, everything else is made of mangoes

why dont penguins have fur and they live in the cold like polar bears?

Scott
08-06-2007, 03:25 PM
Because they are secretly aliens.

How many aliens are on earth?

LiNuX
08-06-2007, 05:10 PM
all of us, we are all from mars originally, people just forgot, sad how we forget our past like that

why is mars the red planet when its more orange than red?

Scott
08-06-2007, 08:25 PM
Because Eminem painted it.

Eminem is a painter and a rocket scientist but what is his secret identity?

LiNuX
08-06-2007, 08:58 PM
secret identity is michael jackson

why does the sun feel so hot even when ur on earth?

Scott
08-06-2007, 09:02 PM
Because of the "Super Duper Magic Mirror Effect"

What would happen if I ate the "Super Duper Magic Mirror Effect" ?

LiNuX
08-06-2007, 09:17 PM
u would turn into a teletubby :D

why do they call superman "superman" if he is alergic to a green rock when the rest of us isnt?

Scott
08-06-2007, 09:23 PM
Because he ate Batman.

Where does Spiderman live now he's retired?

LiNuX
08-06-2007, 09:36 PM
in the bat cave

why doesn't batman have the same letter initials or sound the same like the other superheroes?

Scott
08-06-2007, 09:43 PM
Because he's a European lol

Where are Europeans from now the monkeys have taken over Europe?

Joshuah
08-10-2007, 06:44 AM
England :S
Why does batman never shout

Scott
08-10-2007, 11:50 PM
He's a European!

How big is the UK?

cwbolton
08-11-2007, 08:39 AM
as big as the map its on
why do dolphins breath air but live underwater

Scott
08-11-2007, 03:01 PM
Because they are super powered.

What movie has won the most awards ever?

comfortablynumb.
08-11-2007, 10:42 PM
Spice World

how many hits of acid until the the sun starts to throw rainbows at dragon wings causing the eclipse of radial power?

LiNuX
08-11-2007, 10:44 PM
5 hits ??

why doesn't my pikachu like me anymore?

Scott
08-11-2007, 11:02 PM
Because your not Japanese.

What happens to earth when the sun explodes?

LiNuX
08-11-2007, 11:57 PM
earth sucks in the explosion and gets fat, then she gets flammed by her husband mars for gaining too much weight

how did a mosquito get in my room when doors and windows are shut and netting so no bugs can get in?

now i must kill this disease carrying bug

Scott
08-12-2007, 12:00 AM
A evil European monkey opened the window and let it in

How many diseases do mosquitoes carry?

LiNuX
08-12-2007, 12:03 AM
a billion trilllion

why did they create daylight savings time?

Scott
08-12-2007, 12:04 AM
DST is so people know when you saved your game last.

If I never save my game, what happens to me?

cwbolton
08-12-2007, 06:07 AM
GAME OVER
How do you catch a moth that got into your bedroom?

lonewolfxix
08-12-2007, 06:09 AM
A: Throw a wooly shirt on the floor then grab a net!
Q: What happens if i break a light bulb when it's still in the lamp?

Scott
08-12-2007, 04:56 PM
You go back in time.

What would happen if I connected my PSP To my Xbox 360

LiNuX
08-12-2007, 05:30 PM
u'll get a playbox360portable - PB360P

why cant i fly like those characters in dragon ball z?

cwbolton
08-13-2007, 04:48 AM
because your not japanese for the 2nd time lol
where are we going?

lonewolfxix
08-13-2007, 08:37 AM
A: Beijing
Q: What do trees taste like?

cwbolton
08-13-2007, 08:41 AM
A: what ever lived inside it last
Q: where do babies come from?

Eric
08-13-2007, 02:00 PM
A. my name's eric...

Q. What is the name of my t-rex?

LiNuX
08-13-2007, 02:13 PM
monkey chicken

why do dinosaurs taste like chicken most of the time?

Scott
08-14-2007, 03:16 AM
Because they are from the planet chicken!

How far away is the planet chicken?

cwbolton
08-14-2007, 05:34 AM
A over thereQ why do fans blow cool air

Scott
08-14-2007, 05:49 AM
Because they are made out of ice.

How big is the average pretzel?

cwbolton
08-14-2007, 06:29 AM
A just a bit bigger than george bush'es throat
Q why did cavemen die

Scott
08-14-2007, 06:37 AM
Because Saddam Killed them all.

What really happened to Napoleon?

cwbolton
08-14-2007, 06:41 AM
he saw a cat an ran away

(for the record napolian was actually terrified of cats)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Scott
08-14-2007, 09:10 PM
You never asked a question.

Did you forget because you are an alien, because you are foreign or because you are a zombie?

KittyCat72
08-18-2007, 12:46 PM
I think it's all three! Foriegn Alien Zombie!!!

Are you a 3ft member of the FBI?

LiNuX
08-18-2007, 04:14 PM
no im a 6 feet member of the FIB :D

why do trees eat all our carbon dioxide?

Scott
08-19-2007, 04:31 AM
Because of a conspiracy!

How many planets is there in the solar system?

cwbolton
08-19-2007, 05:53 AM
A: 3 the sun the moon and earth
Q: where did all the stars go?

Scott
08-19-2007, 06:55 AM
A Huge Alien ate them.

How many games were there on the Xbox?

cwbolton
08-19-2007, 07:06 AM
A: well... count them Q: what happens when i eat seeds

Scott
08-19-2007, 07:08 AM
You turn into a sunflower.

How many human sunflowers are on earth?

cwbolton
08-19-2007, 07:25 AM
A:errrrmmm 1... 2... 3... i can only see 3
Q:where did all the moon flowers go

Scott
08-19-2007, 07:31 AM
They turned into aliens.

Where are the aliens now?

cwbolton
08-19-2007, 07:31 AM
A: On the moon
Q: Wich moon?

Scott
08-19-2007, 07:35 AM
Moon Scott.

How many planets are named after me?

cwbolton
08-19-2007, 07:38 AM
A :well theres S and C and O and T and T so thats 5 planets
Q :how many planets are named after me

Scott
08-19-2007, 07:46 AM
8 Million

What is the population of Spain?

cwbolton
08-19-2007, 07:53 AM
A: i dont know i can't count in spanish
Q:whats the population in my head

Scott
08-20-2007, 12:26 AM
2 Monkeys playing guitars lol

Why don't they play the piano?

LiNuX
08-20-2007, 01:37 AM
their fingers are too long

why dont they just trim their fingers if its too long?

cwbolton
08-20-2007, 06:32 AM
because then you will grow extra fingers

what happens if there fingers are too short?

LiNuX
08-20-2007, 10:02 PM
they cant make a full fist

why does it hurt when you get poked with a needle very fast?

Scott
08-21-2007, 07:46 AM
Because were made out of soap!

Soap is used in food but what else?

LiNuX
08-21-2007, 11:12 AM
in ur lemonade

why are limes 3x the size of lemons?

cwbolton
08-21-2007, 01:34 PM
because limes and lemons had a fight ages ago and limes won

why did limes win

wifi
08-21-2007, 01:46 PM
because they are fat fat fat

WTF? (heh..nobody thought of asking that question lol)

Scott
08-23-2007, 01:15 PM
^ Ok

The army are using fish to kill dinosaurs why?!

LiNuX
08-23-2007, 01:51 PM
^ Ok

The army are using fish to kill dinosaurs why?!

cuz fishes are like kryptonite to dinosaurs

why dont we have flying cars yet?

Scott
08-23-2007, 02:00 PM
Because when the cars were on there way here the aliens ate them and flew away

How many helicopters can you land on a forum?

KittyCat72
08-23-2007, 03:10 PM
1, my brother put his Gamecube on top of it.

What does chimichanga mean?

Scott
08-24-2007, 04:16 AM
Psychotic Space Monkey

Where do the Psychotic Space Monkeys live?

Eric
08-24-2007, 09:25 PM
A. Cause fans blow air.

Q. Who are you

KittyCat72
08-25-2007, 02:00 PM
You

Why do buffalos not have wings?

Scott
08-25-2007, 02:16 PM
Because they are all dead.

What would happen if you combined a DS with a PSP?

Blackbird
09-13-2007, 01:28 AM
They become a Uncontrolable console :)

Scott
09-13-2007, 07:57 AM
Your supposed to then ask a question.

Did the Apocalypse Happen?

LiNuX
09-13-2007, 10:30 AM
Fat Albert Farted?

why doesn't sony make real cars?

Joshuah
09-13-2007, 03:21 PM
Their to cheap

Why did most countrys go to euros?

LiNuX
09-13-2007, 04:11 PM
cuz you cant eat those (only for eurpope :D)

why is there only two O's in Google and not 3?

lonewolfxix
09-13-2007, 05:10 PM
They couldn't afford the extra 'O' on their logo

what's the dif between gerbils and hamsters?

LiNuX
09-13-2007, 05:31 PM
the name duh..they are the same animal tho :D

why do some people say "rpg games" when the G in RPG = Games? weirdos

Scott
09-15-2007, 08:31 AM
Because they're communists!

Where are all the communists now?

LiNuX
09-15-2007, 01:14 PM
Mexico

why do some MMORPGs have less than 100 players ?

Scott
09-18-2007, 02:29 PM
Because they are for kids.

How many Xbox 360 controlers do you need if you want to play with 2 friends?

LiNuX
09-18-2007, 02:47 PM
6 - one for each hand

why does wood float on water?

Scott
09-18-2007, 02:54 PM
Because of plutonium in the Wood

How long did it take to make Halo 3?

LiNuX
09-18-2007, 03:01 PM
5 hours - the amount of time it supposedly takes to finish the game lol :D

why dont those pokemon ever die?

Scott
09-18-2007, 03:03 PM
Because they are super Surgeons who operate on themselfs.


5 hours - the amount of time it supposedly takes to finish the game lol :D

How can they know that if nobody has played it?

How many Camels live in Canada?

LiNuX
09-18-2007, 03:07 PM
iono there was a discussion about it - i think it was from the beta? dont really know but hey, its a stupid answer :-P

150 million camels - the people there are also camels :D

why do bones break when you hit it hard with a hammer?

Scott
09-18-2007, 03:17 PM
Because were made of Salt. I'm sure nobody has finished H3 Yet.

Death by the Plague or eaten by evil psycho dogs?

LiNuX
09-18-2007, 04:36 PM
by psycho dogs - much faster

Blue or Brown? (eye color)

Scott
09-18-2007, 04:37 PM
Red - Means I'm a zombie!

Where are the zombies?

LiNuX
09-20-2007, 09:08 AM
in the new resident evil movie

why does dunkin donuts sell coffee when its not even in their name?

Blackbird
09-20-2007, 09:13 AM
Becuase dunkin donuts don't sell on the shops LOL

LiNuX
09-20-2007, 09:17 AM
ask a question blackbird :-P but i'll continue

why doesnt starbucks give out Star Bucks?

Scott
09-20-2007, 10:51 AM
Because they want them all for them selfs.

How long is the longest road?

LiNuX
09-20-2007, 02:45 PM
1 block

Why cant people fly like superman when they wear a cape?

Scott
09-20-2007, 04:12 PM
Because they are @$$holes .

When meteors hit earth what will happen?

lonewolfxix
09-20-2007, 05:26 PM
the earth will become the new crater face because the moon had it's craters filled in with earth.

why did my frog explode when i put it in the microwave?

Jasperking
09-20-2007, 06:08 PM
because it had gas

why cant people move mountains

Scott
09-20-2007, 06:32 PM
Because they are too tall.

What does FBI stand for?

(I'm going to answer my own question here with something but the next poster should also answer it!. From american dad:
Federal
Boobie
Inspector
lol)

LiNuX
09-20-2007, 11:04 PM
Full Blooded Idiots :D

Why do strategy games take so long to beat?

Scott
09-21-2007, 12:36 AM
Because they are haunted

4 + 4 = _?

LiNuX
09-21-2007, 08:35 AM
95

why do they make games with the number increasing and not decreasing? ex. halo, halo 2, halo 3

Scott
09-21-2007, 11:00 AM
Because they can't read!.

Which is Higher: FFXII or FFIII

LiNuX
09-21-2007, 01:07 PM
FFXII cuz of the x :D

Why is the universe so small?

GF Eric
09-21-2007, 01:38 PM
FFXII cuz of the x :D

Why is the universe so small?

Because we are all just unable to get farther because our way of life is so stupid and not allowing for trips to outside space for free. ;-)

What is the reason Alkida wants us to all be Islamic?

Scott
09-21-2007, 02:07 PM
Because he liks to eat fish lol

Halo & Ninjas =_?

LiNuX
09-23-2007, 01:25 PM
Hinges for the door :D

why are there two types of football in the world?

Scott
09-24-2007, 01:47 AM
Because there's a good and an evil.

How many Wii games are there so far?

LiNuX
09-25-2007, 10:57 AM
3 - one for each letter

Why wont bill gates add me to his will?

Scott
09-25-2007, 12:46 PM
Because he's giving his money to goats

Where will all the goats go when they get the money?

LiNuX
09-27-2007, 06:46 PM
in your dreams, you count goats instead of sheeps :D

why do most superheroes wear their underwear outside their pants?

Scott
09-28-2007, 09:05 AM
Because they dress them self.

How many rocks can you fit in my house?

LiNuX
09-28-2007, 10:37 PM
1 - its that small :D

why are scott and I the only ones posting here? lol

Scott
09-29-2007, 07:28 AM
Because were the only ones with brains lol

How Many posts is n the biggest thread on the internet?

red_socks
10-19-2007, 09:48 AM
Many??

If you are a butterfly why?

FattaT
10-19-2007, 07:21 PM
Because a butterfly fly can fly butter but a butterfly fly can't butter.

If 1 = 0|\|3 what does 29138718273128371238172312 =