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EpsilonX
07-22-2010, 10:35 PM
The ecstasy - and the agony.
A 30-year-old British woman's death, when using a sex toy while watching a porn movie, was probably caused by her state of arousal, officials said.
Nicola Paginton, a children's nanny, was found dead in bed - naked from the waist down - in October as the porn movie played on her laptop, according to the Daily Mail.
A pathologist and coroner said during an inquest that Paginton died from a sudden heart arrhythmia, likely caused by "her activity before death." the paper reported.
Police had been called to Paginton's home after her employer, Sarah Griffths, went to her house when she failed to show up for work. She and a neighbor saw Paginton lying on her bed with her cat sitting on her chest, the newspaper said.
Read more: British nanny Nicola Paginton dies using sex toy while watching porn: coroner (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2010/07/09/2010-07-09_coroner_says_uk_nanny_loved_herself_to_death.ht ml#ixzz0uTOMw98L)
what is this i don't even...?
BobTD
07-22-2010, 10:54 PM
Nope, the cat killed her. 100% sure it was the cat.
EpsilonX
07-22-2010, 11:09 PM
How could the cat have done it? >.>
norid
07-22-2010, 11:11 PM
Maybe she was allergic too her cat O,o.
BobTD
07-22-2010, 11:25 PM
because a heart arrhythmia watching porn while using a dildo is how the cat wanted it to look. They have a cruel sense of humor that way.
EpsilonX
07-22-2010, 11:26 PM
*epic facepalm*
>.>
Jokersvirus
07-22-2010, 11:27 PM
Im kinda laughing at this, see kids, sex kills, dont have it!
norid
07-22-2010, 11:31 PM
Maybe there was a certain smell coming from the room,that atracted the evil menical cat? huh...
thedeparted
07-22-2010, 11:59 PM
lol dying while fapping haha
Jaykub
07-23-2010, 12:53 AM
I'm a little lost for words lol.
it was the catburgler.....
Jokersvirus
07-23-2010, 03:47 AM
if that is a picture of her, HOW IN GOD's NAME DID SHE NOT HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER???
ShadowMantis
07-23-2010, 05:40 AM
WTF?!
Died from porn...wow.
meh, that aint stopping me from watching it, lol
Charlotte
07-23-2010, 09:21 AM
Oh god, peeps this day. -_-''
Diligence109
07-23-2010, 10:33 AM
there are no words
this comment on the article is priceless:
markdrennen
2:31:35 PM
Jul 21, 2010
She "came" and she went.
Kenoi
07-23-2010, 12:01 PM
that's ... kinda sad.
RaiDae
07-23-2010, 12:05 PM
that's ... kinda sad.
Yeah... I wonder how her friends are taking it... and her family. ...what a way to go, eh? If she weren't dead already, it's fairly likely she'd die of embaressment.
thedeparted
07-23-2010, 12:07 PM
there are no words
this comment on the article is priceless:
http://macleans.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/huzzah.jpg
Kenoi
07-23-2010, 12:07 PM
so... she died of 'pleasure'??? well Rai, I dont think there's nothing to be embarrassed about, since.. she passed.
novasheep
07-23-2010, 12:08 PM
not sure if this is a win or fail.
LiNuX
07-23-2010, 12:26 PM
RIP. May you still have your happy ending in heaven!
Lmao Linux, well her toes are at a permanent curl and man thats like the best way to go crossin the fence with a smile on ur face
If I could pick a way to go... this would be in my top 5.... guaranteed to die happy... or SUPER mad... one of the two.... Hmmmm....
EpsilonX
07-23-2010, 07:27 PM
yeah. it's be a horrible way to die if you didn't finish >.>
thedeparted
07-24-2010, 04:11 AM
ultimate blue balls for guy :P
Blackleo
07-24-2010, 06:47 AM
I like porn ... But not EVIL porn causing diabolical cats to attack !!!!
DirtyDMan
07-24-2010, 09:58 AM
I wonder what kind of porno she was watching.... Maybe midget porn... Midget porn always put a smile on my face....
When I got caught watching a porn movie I kinda wished I was dead...
At least she died happy thats the important thing here...
Jokersvirus
07-24-2010, 10:01 AM
well it says in the bible that masterbating is a no no, yet medical science says its a good thing
lol joker she musta went to hell with sticky fingers
Jokersvirus
07-24-2010, 11:48 AM
or, or she uhh went to hell with her BoB
glenofimaal
07-31-2010, 12:09 AM
*epic facepalm*
>.>
This :rolleyes1:
lolwut
ghegpatatas
07-31-2010, 10:48 AM
wth? seriously ? lol.
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