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DirtyDMan
08-10-2010, 07:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4IpcIPcCXs


Many women would do anything for a boyfriend who likes to dance.

But as one woman unfortunately learned on Monday, a man who decides to do the Texas two-step and electric slide away from your side as a foul ball screams toward you into the stands is far from a dream date.

In one of the funnier foul ball mishaps I've seen, a woman named Sarah was struck with a foul ball at the Houston Astros game after her male companion named Bo ducked out of the way.

As most of the blogosphere is noting this morning, chivalry is officially dead.

After all, if a man can't abide by the simplest rule of a baseball date — don't let your company get hit by a foul ball — what hope can women hold for things like flagging down the beer vendor or having their scorecard kept when they head to the ladies room?

[Related: Controversy surrounds rare triple play]

On the bright side, Sarah's only injury was a bruise and Bo's strict interpretation of the term "dodgeball" earned the couple a lighthearted moment in the spotlight. Sarah later told the Astros television reporter that she, unlike her boyfriend, saw it coming:

"As soon as we got here and I saw where we were sitting, I said 'Baby, I'm going to get hit," Sarah said. "He said, 'No, you won't. I'll catch it if you do.' We just had this conversation and sure enough, the ball comes at me. He just bailed."

So what was Bo's excuse for his comedic act of temporary cowardice? Well, he claimed to have lost Chris Johnson's(notes) drive in the lights at Minute Maid Park.

Of course he lost it in the lights. Here's hoping that the couple stopped at a sporting goods store for some eyeblack. You know, just after their postgame trip to the florist.

Worst date ever: Boyfriend bails as foul ball hits girlfriend - Big League Stew - MLB - Yahoo! Sports (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Worst-date-ever-Boyfriend-bails-as-foul-ball-hi?urn=mlb-261442)

Lol... Lol.... I would of done the same thing... I'm not going to get hit by a foul ball either...

Dess
08-10-2010, 07:33 PM
LOL!

I would have ducked, but it would've just been instinct.

BocReaper
08-10-2010, 07:43 PM
Ah ha. That must have not been a good night for them.

Jokersvirus
08-10-2010, 08:33 PM
What a panzy. cant take a hit.

Muffincat
08-10-2010, 09:15 PM
I was expecting it to hit her in the face or something.... it barely even hit her

I don't see the big deal o.o

LiNuX
08-10-2010, 09:21 PM
Lol...I probably could have caught it. Caught plenty of baseballs barehanded.

And he didn't even have to move to not get hit. He slid like 4 feet away.

Diligence109
08-11-2010, 09:31 AM
Hell, I woulda dodged it by leaping two or three rows down - that man has some panzy ass dodging skills!

Also, I probably would have clipped the ball with my foot and redirected it to take out my girl in the temple or something, none of this "oh it's just a bruise on my elbow" bullcrap. I woulda nailed that straight to her face - lights out, paramedics in, you know what I'm saying?

He needs to learn how to man up.

Dess
08-11-2010, 10:29 AM
what.. on.... earth.... Dili??!?!?!?

lol.

I think if he's fast enough to move out of he way, he should have been fast enough to catch it... AND that she... should have been paying more attention and either caught it, or moved out of the way herself.... NEVER BE DEPENDENT ON OTHER STUPID GIRL!!!!!

glenofimaal
08-11-2010, 11:51 AM
What a baby

Melodic
08-12-2010, 11:04 PM
LOL.. i read this on yahoo news.. Well, thats how his reflexes led him.. cant blame him.. But if i was that guy, i wouldve tried to atleast cover the girl, the girl is pretty <3

ghegpatatas
08-12-2010, 11:06 PM
what a *****.. lol.