Dess
08-23-2010, 07:10 PM
Found this... found it awesome...
I am a Femme Fatale.... HANDS DOWN!!!!
I would definitely classify most of my boys... Duty Droids.... maybe a few fanbois
Jake... I <3 u... but you're definitely a Wiitard.... I sorry.... lmfao.
Breed: Duty Droid
Age Group: 13 - 38
Platform of Choice: Xbox 360, PC
The Duty Droid is a common breed of gamer in this day and age thanks mainly to the sea of first person shooters flooding today's gaming landscape. Activision's popular Call of Duty franchise is generally where they spend the majority of their gaming moments, preying on the weak who happen to stumble into a seemingly friendly free-for-all match.
Duty Droids tend to ignore the single player component of an FPS, instead turning their attention almost exclusively toward increasing their multiplayer prowess. They long for the day when Bobby Kotick introduces his Call of Duty pay-to-play/MMO structure. God help us!
Breed: Fanboi
Age Group: 13 - 27
Platform of Choice: Xbox 360, PS3 or Wii
Here we have one of the most passionate breeds of gamer, the Fanboi. Feeling the need to defend their purchase to the bitter end, the Fanboi sticks by their console of choice through thick and thin, despite any shortcomings the device might have.
Whether you are a Nintendo Nerd, a Sony Saint or and Xbot, please, continue your forum trolling with you head held high and the notion you own the BEST console available today; the internet would not be the same without you.
Breed: Femme-fatale
Age Group: 21 - 38
Platform of Choice: Xbox 360, PS3
Believe it or not, but there is a particular breed of gamer that is exclusively female, and can dance with the hardest of hardcore. These foxy ladies are classed as the Femme-fatale, and boy, you do not want to get on their bad side.
Playing a range of genres from music games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, all the way up to frantic first person shooters, come across one of these broads and you'd better hope to hold your own, otherwise they will hang you out to dry, after drowning you in a torrent of red.
Breed: Wiitard
Age Group: 6 - 65+
Platform of Choice: Wii
Nintendo's Wii introduced a whole slew of the world's populace to videogames with its release in 2006, creating one of the more recent breeds of gamer, the Wiitard. With motion controls and simple pick-up-and-play titles such as WiiSports, the Wii was an instant hit and people young and old flocked to see what all this videogame fuss was about.
If you love flicking on Wii Play every couple of years, this is your category. If you enjoy toning your physique with Wii Fit, you've found your spot. Congratulations, you are a gamer too. Just don't expect a warm welcome from the rest of the gaming community. Just saying...
Where do you fall???
Gamer Breeds: Which One Are You? - Xbox360 Feature at IGN (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/111/1115034p1.html)
I am a Femme Fatale.... HANDS DOWN!!!!
I would definitely classify most of my boys... Duty Droids.... maybe a few fanbois
Jake... I <3 u... but you're definitely a Wiitard.... I sorry.... lmfao.
Breed: Duty Droid
Age Group: 13 - 38
Platform of Choice: Xbox 360, PC
The Duty Droid is a common breed of gamer in this day and age thanks mainly to the sea of first person shooters flooding today's gaming landscape. Activision's popular Call of Duty franchise is generally where they spend the majority of their gaming moments, preying on the weak who happen to stumble into a seemingly friendly free-for-all match.
Duty Droids tend to ignore the single player component of an FPS, instead turning their attention almost exclusively toward increasing their multiplayer prowess. They long for the day when Bobby Kotick introduces his Call of Duty pay-to-play/MMO structure. God help us!
Breed: Fanboi
Age Group: 13 - 27
Platform of Choice: Xbox 360, PS3 or Wii
Here we have one of the most passionate breeds of gamer, the Fanboi. Feeling the need to defend their purchase to the bitter end, the Fanboi sticks by their console of choice through thick and thin, despite any shortcomings the device might have.
Whether you are a Nintendo Nerd, a Sony Saint or and Xbot, please, continue your forum trolling with you head held high and the notion you own the BEST console available today; the internet would not be the same without you.
Breed: Femme-fatale
Age Group: 21 - 38
Platform of Choice: Xbox 360, PS3
Believe it or not, but there is a particular breed of gamer that is exclusively female, and can dance with the hardest of hardcore. These foxy ladies are classed as the Femme-fatale, and boy, you do not want to get on their bad side.
Playing a range of genres from music games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, all the way up to frantic first person shooters, come across one of these broads and you'd better hope to hold your own, otherwise they will hang you out to dry, after drowning you in a torrent of red.
Breed: Wiitard
Age Group: 6 - 65+
Platform of Choice: Wii
Nintendo's Wii introduced a whole slew of the world's populace to videogames with its release in 2006, creating one of the more recent breeds of gamer, the Wiitard. With motion controls and simple pick-up-and-play titles such as WiiSports, the Wii was an instant hit and people young and old flocked to see what all this videogame fuss was about.
If you love flicking on Wii Play every couple of years, this is your category. If you enjoy toning your physique with Wii Fit, you've found your spot. Congratulations, you are a gamer too. Just don't expect a warm welcome from the rest of the gaming community. Just saying...
Where do you fall???
Gamer Breeds: Which One Are You? - Xbox360 Feature at IGN (http://xbox360.ign.com/articles/111/1115034p1.html)