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Scott
08-14-2007, 06:11 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070813/...7V4esl_ti BIF


Mon Aug 13, 4:49 PM ET

MIAMI - A man accidentally shot his accomplice in the eye Sunday during a botched robbery attempt, authorities said. The two suspects, who were not identified, attempted to rob security guard Corey Tully at a BrandsMart USA parking lot at 4:40 a.m, Miami-Dade police said.

One of the robbers pointed a gun at Tully and directed him to the ground, he told The Miami Herald.

Tully was struggling with the armed man when the accomplice came up from behind and tried to take him down to the ground. The gun fired and hit the accomplice in the eye, authorities said.

The two men fled in a car with three others, but later went to a hospital to get the wounded man treated. The man was listed in critical condition, Miami-Dade police spokesman Robert Williams said.

Hospital staff alerted police and the four men were arrested, Williams said.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070813/...NCk15N3ULtiBIF


Woman calls police about 'fake' cocaine

Mon Aug 13, 4:32 PM ET

ROCHELLE, Ga. - A woman was arrested after she called police to help "get her money back" after she was unhappy with the crack cocaine she purchased.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were "fake."

She took Officer Joel Quinn and Deputy John Shedd of the Wilcox County Sheriff's Office into her kitchen and showed them the drugs, police said.

She was promptly arrested on charges of possession of cocaine.

Rofl .

I love stupid people that do crime.

Drake14
08-14-2007, 06:17 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

i agree, stupid criminals are hilarious :D

cwbolton
08-14-2007, 06:22 AM
haha lol there all stupid for doing it in the first place bt oh my god theese are like dangerous stupid lol