why do I think clearer when i close my left eye while drunk?

[BobTD]

I can almost post rational sentences while at least 20 shots in while holding my left eye closed. but if I open both eyes you wouldn't be able to read what I am posting at the moment. Im about 20 shots in and for some reason I want to try to explore my current condition. Im lucid enough to understand that Im terribly drunk. And in danger of making a fool of myself in public so I have locked myself away in my room.

But on the other hand I made some new friends today and I think I have a date with a hot stripper next week friday. The fact that I made this topic and have typed so much text is for some reason incredibly amusing right now. Im fighting sleep and the ability to calculate my BAC. I really dont want to know how far gone I am. But I would like to know if I can read this tomorrow. here is to experimentation.

Also, what does each hypersphere of the brain supposedly correspond to. And why doe holding one eye closed help me think so much lol.

[jango]

Sounds like someone needs to sleep ..

[LemonRising]

yes. lol though bob had said he wasnt sure if that was a good idea. ohhhh bob. you do amuse me


[edit] Just noticed this is in 'serious news'. lmfao

[HamadaLFC8]

I can't even close my left eye ;(

[jango]

[edit] Just noticed this is in 'serious news'. lmfao

Lol, I hadn't noticed either (I really should avoid waking up at 4:30am again). Perhaps it was in there because to Bob it was 'serious news' - crazy muppet. Either way, I've moved it now :p

[Jaykub]

I think you should just go ahead and remove the right eye.

[BobTD]

wooooow I was drunk last night....


here is to experimentation.

Lol what? I certainly dont remember typing that. But on the other hand I also found phone numbers and a message telling me I have a date Friday so yay!

[LemonRising]

you're an interesting one Bob, you really are lol

[Jaykub]

you're an interesting one Bob, you really are lol

I bet your his date too :-P

[LemonRising]

no lol
his date is with a stripper. LEARN TO READ JABOC!

;p

[Jaykub]

no lol
his date is with a stripper. LEARN TO READ JABOC!

;p

WAT!!


You didn't tell me your a stripper now :C

[BobTD]

So date went amazingly well, and I may have to delete all evidence of this thread if things get any more serious lol.

I really like her and the next time we hang out we are playing some DDRMax2 and Legend of Dragoon. And also maybe some more Catan. I know your all jealous but I promise not to ignore the forum forever just because some hot, sexy woman wants to talk dirty to me with a Russian accent while playing Catan.

[HarleyQuinn]

I'm sure it's just your drunk mind effin with ya XD