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Aniki
10-05-2010, 04:56 PM
First: 2 friends were going on a trip from USA to Europe, but one of them got sick. The other one decided to still do the trip. When he got there and started making money, he send a letter to him:
-"Dear Alfred, I write to you from Madrid, Spain! It's very hot in here, but I still work hard to get 'Euros', the money from most of Europe. I would send you some money, but when I remembered the letter was already closed, I'm sorry."

Second: John boy was writing a letter to his Uncle Tom. In the introduction, it said: "Dear Uncle Tomm...". Then John's mother said:
-You spelled Tom wrong! It only takes one M.
-Which one should I take off? - asked John.

Third: In the middle of the desert, a genie appeared to three womans: a redhead, a brown haired and a blond one. The genie said:
-If you say something that is true, I'll take you to the nearest town. If you something false, I'll make you "puff!".
Redhead - I think that the sand is tasty.
Brown Haired - I think that the moon is made of blue cheese.
Blond - I think... "puff!"

PS. I don't have anything against blond chicks! Actually, it's my crush! Blond hair! Eheh
HamadaLFC8
10-05-2010, 05:03 PM
LOL @ 1 , 3 I didn't really get 2 haha

IM BLOND >: (
LiNuX
10-05-2010, 05:15 PM
The first one sounds familiar.


LOL @ 1 , 3 I didn't really get 2 haha

IM BLOND >: (

He asked which 'M' to take off. That's the stupidity factor.
Aniki
10-05-2010, 05:22 PM
LOL @ 1 , 3 I didn't really get 2 haha

IM BLOND >: (

Lol what Linux said. And I have nothing against blonds, specially if they are male obviously -.- I mean, they only say female blonds are 'brainless'. Not me, I'm not racist or anything :D
dor7123
10-05-2010, 05:58 PM
i heard all of them but i got really good one a blonde chicken and black haird chicken had children he wanted to play with is blonde haired cousins but they said u r not fully blonde ur crest is black so he went to to play with his black haired cousins they said u cant play with us cause most parts of ur body r blonde so the chicken decided that he will go to train rail and will put his crest on the train rail so he did it and when the train came is head fell of so the conclusion is dont lose your head over a blonde chick :laugh::twitcy:
Charlotte
10-06-2010, 06:24 AM
lol you made this joke(conversation)?
HamadaLFC8
10-06-2010, 07:59 AM
lol I know I was just kidding :P I like blond jokes haha but I love seeing peoples reaction when I pretend to be all >: ( haha

and now I get it 2 too :P >: D
Aniki
10-06-2010, 08:03 AM
Awww you're mean! Lol glad you enjoyed them.

Ixel: I heard this jokes on school, from my country. They problably exist in other languages, so I just traduced the jokes they told me :D
Th3-devils-princess
10-06-2010, 01:31 PM
lmao lol 1 + 3 were funny lmao hehe lol hehe
Jaykub
10-06-2010, 01:40 PM
Lmao I laughed at 1 nd 3
dor7123
10-06-2010, 06:34 PM
and was mine funny?
Iceskater101
10-06-2010, 07:12 PM
no I have a better blonde joke

A brunette a blonde and a red head are stuck on an island a genie appears with 3 wishes the brunette wishes to go home, the red head wishes to go home and the blonde with the final wish says "I wish my friends were here"
dor7123
10-07-2010, 06:38 PM
man i know all of this jokes non new to me of course my joke is a grammer joke that fits to hebrew better
Aniki
10-08-2010, 04:32 AM
no I have a better blonde joke

A brunette a blonde and a red head are stuck on an island a genie appears with 3 wishes the brunette wishes to go home, the red head wishes to go home and the blonde with the final wish says "I wish my friends were here"

Loooool! The blonde felt alone :'(