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Ilyich Valken
11-30-2010, 03:11 PM
My mom sent me this email earlier today..

"This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal.



SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Annie, I'll be waiting....


































http://i962.photobucket.com/albums/ae106/IlyichValken/image001.jpg

Over 150 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society."

EpsilonX
11-30-2010, 03:18 PM
roflmao

wow...

W1CKEDTW1STED
11-30-2010, 03:34 PM
LMAO. Awesome! She is a cute pup! I wonder if anyone took her. :)

Dess
11-30-2010, 05:32 PM
WOW. I wouldn't call that a fail though.. I'd call it a definite win..lol

LemonRising
11-30-2010, 05:37 PM
>> << >>

*calls*



:3

Ilyich Valken
11-30-2010, 05:43 PM
>> << >>

*calls*



:3

o: She's gonna take teh puppay.

LemonRising
11-30-2010, 07:31 PM
I WANT A MILLION PUPPIES AND KITTIES.

also lol
minnie chased a coyote the other day. BADASS OR WAT?

Ilyich Valken
11-30-2010, 07:39 PM
I WANT A MILLION PUPPIES AND KITTIES.

also lol
minnie chased a coyote the other day. BADASS OR WAT?

Lmao! +rep Minnie :P I wish my dog was that cool. But no, mine's afraid of the pots and pans rattling B|

EpsilonX
11-30-2010, 09:09 PM
Your dog is dumb lol

Ilyich Valken
11-30-2010, 09:23 PM
Your dog is dumb lol

No you're dumb. :| At least my brother doesn't think kittens are toys.

EpsilonX
11-30-2010, 09:53 PM
No you're dumb. :| At least my brother doesn't think kittens are toys.

That's not my fault in any way shape or form

LemonRising
11-30-2010, 09:54 PM
She's not dumb, just very protective. lol
loyal etc etc

RaiDae
12-01-2010, 08:24 AM
THANK-YOU FOR THIS SHARE!!!!
It cheered me up :)

jango
12-01-2010, 08:27 AM
lmao .. well that's one number I'll be calling, for sure :)

Diligence109
12-01-2010, 10:28 AM
hah... I aspire to end up being a person who gets a "real job" one day and does things like this all the time. This is so much win XD