Lol

[Charlotte]

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can't stand it anymore.
So he decides to try and have s*x with the donkey.
He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away.
Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.
As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles.
She smiles at him and says, "I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have."
"Anything?" he says, getting fairly excited.
"Yes, anything." she replies.
So he says, "Will you hold the donkey?"

:laugh1:

[jango]

lmao .. nice one ixel +rep

[leica]

ancient joke
personally i would jack off before banging the donkey

[insert_cliche_here]

lol, nice one :p it made me think of another joke about donkeys thereby continuing my laughter. good stuff

[HamadaLFC8]

hahahahahaha idiot XD

[W1CKEDTW1STED]

LMAO! Nice find!

[LemonRising]

ohhh lord haha

Definitely heard it somewhere, just as good to hear it again lol

[Jayhmmz]

I'd spit-roast the girl with the donkey...
I'm just sayin...

[norid]

@ Jaymmz: spit roast?

HAHA it's been a while since i heard that one

[Jayhmmz]

;) Eyyyyyy. Hehe. Gotta whack the ol' spit roast position out there now and then.

[insert_cliche_here]

Mmm, nothing says 'I value you as an equal' like comparing sexual acts with a barbaric, primitive way of cooking a whole animal.

High fives for the bros all 'round.

:p

[Jayhmmz]

YEYUHHHH! *hi-five*

[insert_cliche_here]

Lol, uh, *high five* I guess... :p

[TonyTone]

There are 3 guys wandering around the woods. Eventually they get lost and are captured by cannibals. So they are taken to the cannibal leader. The cannibal leader says, "I will let you live, but you must do something for me." So the 3 men agree. The leader says "The first thing you must do, is go out into the forest and get 3 pieces of ANY fruit." So they agree.

The first man comes back with 3 apples. The cannibal leader then says, "Okay. Now you must shove all 10 pieces of fruit up your butt without making any noises or facial expressions. So the guy agrees to do this. He gets the first one up. But he gets to the second apple and groans out in pain. So he is killed and eaten.

The second guy comes back with 10 grapes. The leader tells him the same thing. The man agrees. 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8......and then he busts out laughing. So he gets killed and eaten.

The first guy and second guy meet in heaven. The first guy says to the second guy, "Man, why'd you start laughing? You could've gotten away with it!." The second guys responds, "Yeah i know. But then i saw the last guy coming with pineapples."

[Jayhmmz]

Haha, that is an awesome one! xD

[Charlotte]

There are 3 guys wandering around the woods. Eventually they get lost and are captured by cannibals. So they are taken to the cannibal leader. The cannibal leader says, "I will let you live, but you must do something for me." So the 3 men agree. The leader says "The first thing you must do, is go out into the forest and get 3 pieces of ANY fruit." So they agree.

The first man comes back with 3 apples. The cannibal leader then says, "Okay. Now you must shove all 10 pieces of fruit up your butt without making any noises or facial expressions. So the guy agrees to do this. He gets the first one up. But he gets to the second apple and groans out in pain. So he is killed and eaten.

The second guy comes back with 10 grapes. The leader tells him the same thing. The man agrees. 1....2....3....4....5....6....7....8......and then he busts out laughing. So he gets killed and eaten.

The first guy and second guy meet in heaven. The first guy says to the second guy, "Man, why'd you start laughing? You could've gotten away with it!." The second guys responds, "Yeah i know. But then i saw the last guy coming with pineapples."
Eh, doesn't this joke already been posted in this forum b4?