LiNuX
09-03-2006, 04:27 PM
1. Where did Pilgrims land when they arrived in America?
? ?answer -- on their feet
2. Who succeeded the first President?
? ?answer -- the second one
3. When is the best time to have lunch?
? ?answer -- after breakfast
4. What animal keeps the best time?
? ?answer -- a watch dog
5. What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?
? ?answer -- 24 cents (bad joke lol)
6. Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?
? ?answer -- at a yard sale (if u dont get it, there are 3 feet in a yard, yard sale)
7. What goes up and never comes down?
? ?answer -- your age
8. What trees comes in two's?
? ?answer -- pear trees (get it, pair (pear) trees)
9. What is a kitten after it is 7 months old?
? ?answer -- 8 months old
10. Which is correct: ?9 and 5 is 13 ?OR 9 and 5 are 13?
? ? answer -- neither, 9 and 5 equals 14
Enjoy! ;D :)
? ?answer -- on their feet
2. Who succeeded the first President?
? ?answer -- the second one
3. When is the best time to have lunch?
? ?answer -- after breakfast
4. What animal keeps the best time?
? ?answer -- a watch dog
5. What is the difference between a new penny and an old quarter?
? ?answer -- 24 cents (bad joke lol)
6. Where can you buy a ruler that is 3 feet long?
? ?answer -- at a yard sale (if u dont get it, there are 3 feet in a yard, yard sale)
7. What goes up and never comes down?
? ?answer -- your age
8. What trees comes in two's?
? ?answer -- pear trees (get it, pair (pear) trees)
9. What is a kitten after it is 7 months old?
? ?answer -- 8 months old
10. Which is correct: ?9 and 5 is 13 ?OR 9 and 5 are 13?
? ? answer -- neither, 9 and 5 equals 14
Enjoy! ;D :)