James bond was... technically real

[Jokersvirus]

As some of you know I am due to give a presentation regarding Epsionage in about... a month and a half. So far while doing some research I found something interesting. There was a "real" James Bond... His name was James Boone, and he was no real spy he pretended he was and lied to his girlfriends, pural, that his job was dangerous and all that ****. Pretty sure it got him laid... SO one night one of his girlfriends was attacked and with a single karate chop he killed a man who was wanted in 5 countries for heroin related charges. After that he became famous and lived in a dream world.

His job... Admin inspector of supplies.

[leica]

cool story bro

edit: dear whoever gave me negative rep for this post, i actually thought it was a cool story, and sadly the sarcastic implications of the memetic phrase in my post obscured my true motive. i sincerely apologize for offending you enough to make you feel that i am "retarded." good day.

[Th3-devils-princess]

lol no way thats awesome lol :D never thought i would be reading a story like this today lol :p
oh and good luck :)

[Jaykub]

No..Noo.. That was just chuck norris.

[Flab-Ender]

You found me out! Damn......