Oh...my...god...

[Saph]

Check out this sucker that I found stuck in my window frame!!!! He actually covers my entire damn hand, and his stinger is like a friggin whaling harpoon!!!


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Note: And my birthday ^_^ Im serious actually!

PS: About the wasp above. If you think its fake or somehow digitally grown, you're wrong.
That badass mother****er upthere is called a tarantula Spider, mainly because they eat...you guessed it...bigass mean tarantulas capable of killing birds >.<
And for an insect like a wasp to be able to fight, kill, and eat a huge ass spider like a tarantula? They need to pack some serious friggin heat!
Thats why they DO actually carry a stinger which kinda resembles a harpoon! And with a bad neuro toxin to boot! It lives in South America, and people who have been unlucky enough to be on the receiving end of this insect worlds harpooneer, have claimed that their sting, albeit extremely painful when it happens, will send you into a state of shock, leaving you convulsing on the ground unable to do any willing actions except screaming your lunges out.
Nasty little **** huh?:p

[LiNuX]

Thing looks like it could eat me.

[Saph]

Lol, to hell with stinging!

[leica]

i am scared

[paecmaker]

It looks so cute.

[Exentenzed]

Ultimate assassin weapon. (Y)

[HamadaLFC8]

wtf is this ?!

[Muffincat]

oh my god its antennae are so cute o: look at them; cute little spiral things :3

[Exentenzed]

The neuro toxins got my attention :yes:

[LemonRising]

oh my god its antennae are so cute o: look at them; cute little spiral things :3

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT HAHAHA

I was all "That is adorable D:" until I read about the uh.. stinger :3

[paecmaker]

Just read that it kills tarantellas, now I dont like it anymore. Bad wasp

[EpsilonX]

after seeing the pic, i raised my feet off the ground and quickly glanced around the room lolz

[Flab-Ender]

"It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, to make me stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin. So get comfortable while I warm up the neurotoxin emitters."

Lulz, quite relevant.

[RaiDae]

after seeing the pic, i raised my feet off the ground and quickly glanced around the room lolz

Did you get the tingling sensation aswell? and have the urge to A-brush something off or B-run around the room screaming.
Because right now, it's taking a heck-load of willpower not to run into my flatmates room for safety.

[jcmcdo12]

It's happening!
The zombie apocalypse!
They somehow infected the misquitos turning them into mutated beasts!
*Runs and grabs sniper rifle and looks out the window upstairs*

[Jaykub]

I'd probably freak the **** out if I ever saw that in real life.

[EpsilonX]

Did you get the tingling sensation aswell? and have the urge to A-brush something off or B-run around the room screaming.
Because right now, it's taking a heck-load of willpower not to run into my flatmates room for safety.

lol i just kinda lifted my feet up. if i read about paranormal stuff though i always flee to my room, lock the door, cover the window, and turn the tv on lol.

[Saph]

+1 for zombie apocalypse & sniper rifles!!!

+1 for raised feet

[Jaykub]

lol i just kinda lifted my feet up. if i read about paranormal stuff though i always flee to my room, lock the door, cover the window, and turn the tv on lol.

Your a grown man ::-)

[Saph]

Your a grown man ::-)

Dude so am I, but I scream like a little ***** when there's a spider around.

Seriously bro I'd rather sleep on the couch than next to my wife if a spider got away in the room :embarrassed:

[paecmaker]

Dude so am I, but I scream like a little ***** when there's a spider around.

Seriously bro I'd rather sleep on the couch than next to my wife if a spider got away in the room :embarrassed:

What so scary about spiders? They are so cute (the small ones) running around the floor.

[Saph]

What so scary about spiders? They are so cute (the small ones) running around the floor.

They creep me the hell out >.< I cant explain why, they just do!

[LiNuX]

Arachnophobia is strong. So are all other phobias.

For example, I have spheniscidaeaphobia. (This word doesn't seem to be in the firefox dictionary, unless I spelled it wrong).

[paecmaker]

Arachnophobia is strong. So are all other phobias.

For example, I have spheniscidaeaphobia. (This word doesn't seem to be in the firefox dictionary, unless I spelled it wrong).

What is that for fobie. Its not the fobi for long words?(it does excist)

[ROFLBRYCE]

What is that for fobie. Its not the fobi for long words?(it does excist)

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the phobia of long words. Ironic, isn't it?

[paecmaker]

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is the phobia of long words. Ironic, isn't it?

Ahhhh, there it is.

[RaiDae]

lol i just kinda lifted my feet up. if i read about paranormal stuff though i always flee to my room, lock the door, cover the window, and turn the tv on lol.

Paranormal stuff I can handle by laughing it off. Ever tried laughing a wasp off? It just flies straight inside and stings the back of your throat. ....I've got the shivers again....

I know someone who's terrified of mushrooms?

[Saph]

Paranormal stuff doesnt bother me in the slightest cause its scientifically invalid for something as a ghost or spirit to exist.

If you are religious, I could see people believing it since religion claims that everyone has a seperate soul, which has to be saved by god in order to become free and go to heaven, or else its doomed to go to hell or walk the plane of the living until they can confess their sins.

Paranormal stuff has no scientific proof or even any evidence of it ever having happened, except eye witnesses which all seem to say something different. There're multiple pictures out there but they've all been proven to be fake, videos too.

I'm sorry, its just hard for me to believe things that I cant see, hear, touch, or interact with in any way, YET other people claim they can, but they cant show proof of it.

And NOW :cheesy: some funny phobias!(For me, not for the people who actually have it...)

• Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing

• Aerophobia- Fear of swallowing air

• Anablephobia- Fear of looking up

• Anemophobia- Fear of wind

• Arithmophobia- Fear of numbers

• Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights

• Barophobia- Fear of gravity

• Basophobia- Fear of walking

• Blennophobia- Fear of slime

• Bogyphobia- Fear of the bogeyman

• Cathisophobia- Fear of sitting

• Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

• Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

• Chionophobia- Fear of snow

• Chromatophobia- Fear of colors

• Chronophobia- Fear of time

• Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks

• Cibophobia- Fear of food

• Clinophobia- Fear of going to bed

• Dendrophobia- Fear of trees

• Dextrophobia- Fear of objects at the right side of the body

• Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom

• Eosophobia- Fear of daylight

• Ereuthophobia- Fear of the color red

• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter

[Jayhmmz]

• Geliophobia- Fear of laughter

aka. Emo.

:D

[Saph]

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Aka

Birds

[Jayhmmz]

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Aka

Birds

I would have said Fish, to be fair :P
They are that scared, they have no legs.

[paecmaker]

Basophobia- Fear of walking

Aka

Birds

Barophobia- Fear of gravity

put that on too

[Saph]

I would have said Fish, to be fair :P
They are that scared, they have no legs.

Touche!

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

aka

Neo Nazis

[Jayhmmz]

Touche!

Chaetophobia- Fear of hair

aka

Neo Nazis

Or rocks and pebbles.. ? :D

[paecmaker]

Auroraphobia- Fear of Northern Lights
aka talibans

(a military base in afghanistan)

[Saph]

Or rocks and pebbles.. ? :D

Those too!

Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors

Michael Jackson

[ohsnap87]

so since it's poisonous what is the logic behind holding it? D: Can it not sting at all since it's dead? IS IT DEAD? :o

[Flab-Ender]

Arachnophobia is strong. So are all other phobias.

For example, I have spheniscidaeaphobia. (This word doesn't seem to be in the firefox dictionary, unless I spelled it wrong).

You're afriad of Penguins?

Also, :'(:'(:'( No one got my Portal reference......

[Saph]

*bear hug Flab for not noticing his Portal reference!*

[Flab-Ender]

*bear hug Flab for not noticing his Portal reference!*

Thank you! lol.

[LiNuX]

so since it's poisonous what is the logic behind holding it? D: Can it not sting at all since it's dead? IS IT DEAD? :o

not everything poisonous bites or stings, you just have to be careful.

RIP Steve Irwin

[Saph]

I liked Steve Irwin, he was an awesome animal lover who truely did care about the animals he was involved with. A rare gift that will be missed.

BUT...

The WAY he handled these animals, some of them extremely dangerous, with almost little or no caution whatsoever?

To put it blunt n' brutal.

The way he did things?

Dude had it commin'

[EpsilonX]

Paranormal stuff doesnt bother me in the slightest cause its scientifically invalid for something as a ghost or spirit to exist.

If you are religious, I could see people believing it since religion claims that everyone has a seperate soul, which has to be saved by god in order to become free and go to heaven, or else its doomed to go to hell or walk the plane of the living until they can confess their sins.

Paranormal stuff has no scientific proof or even any evidence of it ever having happened, except eye witnesses which all seem to say something different. There're multiple pictures out there but they've all been proven to be fake, videos too.

I'm sorry, its just hard for me to believe things that I cant see, hear, touch, or interact with in any way, YET other people claim they can, but they cant show proof of it.

"A phobia (from the Greek: φόβος,phóbos, meaning "fear" or "morbid fear") is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of certain situations, activities, things, animals, or people. The main symptom of this disorder is the excessive and unreasonable desire to avoid the feared stimulus. When the fear is beyond one's control, and if the fear is interfering with daily life, then a diagnosis under one of the anxiety disorders can be made.[1]"

Sounds like me when it comes to ghosts/the dark. It's the thought of something being there that you can't see that unnerves me to no end, as well as the fact that the dark can conceal things from view. It's not the darkness itself, it's what's in it. Side note, i typed this whole paragraph while looking at the tv over my shoulder.