aosmallan
09-05-2006, 03:35 AM
Okay so if you haven't heard of this tip, you're behind the game.
If you like to pwn nubz0rz then I'm your man to teach you how.
We're going to use a trick called double binding, where you bind two commands to one key, a trick that normally only experts in CPL know how to use, but with my help, you'll be playing just like them in no time.
If you ever wonder how I own so much when you see me play, this is how I do it. Say "goodbye" nub city, and say "hello" to pure ownage.
Every day before I begin another wonderful day at my computer playing cs, I type ths simple, yet pricelessly amazing, command into my friend, the console.
This life altering command will give you an instant kill and the push of a button. One single shot will go off, and you might as well be holding a trophy for the kill you just earned, yes earned. Hell, no enemy has to even be around you! That's the kind of power I'm about to give you.
.... For a small fee of course.
I mean nothing that would make you God-like should be free now should it? Otherwise everyone would be in on it, and it wouldn't be such a great tip would it? This is your chance to jump ahead, to rise above the competition, and spray your way to victory.
What would you pay for such a tip? Boy, I know I'd pay quite a bit, maybe 150, even 200 dollars! But is that what you're going to have to pay? Hell no! You'll get this wonderful LIFE-ALTERING tip for the low low LOW price of:
(4 Payments of)
3 Payments of
$13.37 !!!
It can be all yours now, don't miss out! Contact me soon to receive your CPL-level Counterstrike tip, and I'll throw in a 2-week supply of stale fortune cookies, a 69-dollar value, FOR FREE! How's that sound!!
So pick up your keyboard right now! (Then promptly set it back down) And then reply to me soon!!!
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Choose your payment method when contacting me:
- Cash (is preferred)
- Personal Checks (Will be folded into tiny paper airplanes and thrown back at you)
- Credit Cards (Subject to credit approval)
- IOU's (Pen and paper, write it down, you know the drill.)
- Picture Email (Of actual money so that I can print them out and take it to my bank. Counterfeit bills in picture e-mail are forbidden and you WILL be prosecuted.)
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Thank you for your time =)
~Allan
If you like to pwn nubz0rz then I'm your man to teach you how.
We're going to use a trick called double binding, where you bind two commands to one key, a trick that normally only experts in CPL know how to use, but with my help, you'll be playing just like them in no time.
If you ever wonder how I own so much when you see me play, this is how I do it. Say "goodbye" nub city, and say "hello" to pure ownage.
Every day before I begin another wonderful day at my computer playing cs, I type ths simple, yet pricelessly amazing, command into my friend, the console.
This life altering command will give you an instant kill and the push of a button. One single shot will go off, and you might as well be holding a trophy for the kill you just earned, yes earned. Hell, no enemy has to even be around you! That's the kind of power I'm about to give you.
.... For a small fee of course.
I mean nothing that would make you God-like should be free now should it? Otherwise everyone would be in on it, and it wouldn't be such a great tip would it? This is your chance to jump ahead, to rise above the competition, and spray your way to victory.
What would you pay for such a tip? Boy, I know I'd pay quite a bit, maybe 150, even 200 dollars! But is that what you're going to have to pay? Hell no! You'll get this wonderful LIFE-ALTERING tip for the low low LOW price of:
(4 Payments of)
3 Payments of
$13.37 !!!
It can be all yours now, don't miss out! Contact me soon to receive your CPL-level Counterstrike tip, and I'll throw in a 2-week supply of stale fortune cookies, a 69-dollar value, FOR FREE! How's that sound!!
So pick up your keyboard right now! (Then promptly set it back down) And then reply to me soon!!!
-----------------------
Choose your payment method when contacting me:
- Cash (is preferred)
- Personal Checks (Will be folded into tiny paper airplanes and thrown back at you)
- Credit Cards (Subject to credit approval)
- IOU's (Pen and paper, write it down, you know the drill.)
- Picture Email (Of actual money so that I can print them out and take it to my bank. Counterfeit bills in picture e-mail are forbidden and you WILL be prosecuted.)
-----------------------
Thank you for your time =)
~Allan