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Jokersvirus
05-28-2011, 01:52 AM
So today I was assigned to Internal Affairs for the day to end my week. I was helping out with some filing, since there were no real interviews to do today and i offered my assistance to help my mentor get some work done.An offender comes into the investigations office area and starts talking about how he is going to the Hole for disorderly conduct against an officer. What he said happened was a female officer was patting him down and he freaked out saying he wanted a male officer to do it. Well he became a problem and got in trouble for it.

My Mentor said "Look either you're gay or your hiding something" Well he denied it and she, my mentor, told the officer to strip search him and he found a nice size bag of weed on him. So Now the dude is getting a conduct report for controlled substance which will most likely take away time he has earned.

Moral of the story... Dont be stupid.

Jaykub
05-28-2011, 02:00 AM
I sounds like this guy needs a prison purse Urban Dictionary: prison purse (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=prison%20purse)


but really that's dumb as hell.

Jokersvirus
05-28-2011, 02:02 AM
People use their prison purse for cell phones, drugs, cell phone chargers, weapons. Its really... unreal what people do.

Jaykub
05-28-2011, 02:08 AM
People use their prison purse for cell phones, drugs, cell phone chargers, weapons. Its really... unreal what people do.

Its truly one of the funniest things I've ever heard of a human doing.

paecmaker
05-28-2011, 02:29 AM
Yup dont be stupid kids, dont get caught.



lol, what a dumbass.

Meggie
06-27-2011, 08:38 PM
it is funny, but a little serious