Women Cuts Husbands...thing off

[foof]

So...I was reading the newspaper...and...uh...well read it for yourself..


(CNN) -- A Southern California woman was in jail Wednesday after allegedly drugging her husband, cutting off his penis, throwing it into the garbage disposal and turning it on, Orange County police said.
Catherine Kieu Becker put a drug or poison in her husband's dinner Monday evening to make him sleepy, according to the initial police investigation.
"The victim went to lie down and he woke up tied to the bed with his wife tugging his clothes off," police said. "The suspect grabbed the victim's penis and cut it off."

Becker told police he "deserved it" when they arrived at the scene after she called 911, the police report said. The couple is going through a divorce.
Becker, 48, was arrested for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse. She was booked into the Orange County Jail.
The 51-year-old victim, who hasn't been identified because he is an alleged victim of spousal abuse, underwent emergency surgery at the UCI Medical Center, police said.

CNN's Samuel Gardner III contributed to this report

[Jayhmmz]

"The couple is going through a divorce."

AHAHAHAHAHA

[paecmaker]

.......ouch.....

[ROFLBRYCE]

I feel nauseous just thinking about that. Getting smacked there randomly hurts enough...poor fella. Wonder if he'll get a prosthetic, lol.

[Jokersvirus]

I was discussing this with my friend the other day... After I explained the entire situation first thing out of his mouth was "Fry her! Give her deathrow!"


with all those charges have fun in court... Also you have to wonder... can he tort her, tort is a legal term meaning sue in civil court, for the destruction of his manhood?

[LiNuX]

I know of a case from a while back (read about it in my criminology class), where the wife got angry at her husband for cheating on her, cut his thing off, she did some time, they divorced, he was able to get it sewn back on, and a few years later, they got back together and got remarried.

So I'm curious to know how this one will turn out.

@joker, sure he can sue, but what's he expecting to get besides money she may not have. If only we were living in the time of Shylock where the court would order a pound of flesh to be removed, then it'd be a different ending.

[Synge]

I know of a case from a while back (read about it in my criminology class), where the wife got angry at her husband for cheating on her, cut his thing off, she did some time, they divorced, he was able to get it sewn back on, and a few years later, they got back together and got remarried.

So I'm curious to know how this one will turn out.

The hell? He took her back? That's one of the craziest stories I've ever heard.. o0

Unfortunately this chick thought ahead and threw the poor guy's in the garbage disposal o.o

[Jayhmmz]

Unfortunately this chick thought ahead and threw the poor guy's in the garbage disposal o.o

yeah, so maybe she was putting the full-stop on the marriage right there :P

[Muffincat]

Unfortunately this chick thought ahead and threw the poor guy's in the garbage disposal o.o

I don't know why this made me laugh so hard

The face on the end just made me start cracking up XD

[Dess]

lol. She had probably already heard of the Loraina Bobbit story and how he was able to have it sewed back on... so she wanted to make damn sure her husband wouldn't be able to do that.

That Bobbit guy that had his ... parts... sewn back on went on to make some porn and lots of money btw. So it kinda worked out for him...

[Psychotray]

Talk about a Head-case. Bye bye Manhood.

[egg-whites333]

everyone's saying how it would hurt witch it would but im thinking how does he pee i heard of a case of an abusive husband came home drunk and tried to force his wife to do stuff she refused got forced to while they were sleeping he came up to him and boom took away manhood well put it like that.

[Psychotray]

I think he would have a tube connected to his penis, which carries the fluid (pee) to a bag which is tipped out every few days, because they use them in the hospitals for people to pee.

[egg-whites333]

oh like when somone needs to have a bladder removed

[Psychotray]

Yeah, like that, but for different circumstances.

[Synge]

Screw taking a piss, he's probably more worried about how he's gonna get off.

[Alpha_Mongoose]

XD this is sickly funny kinda like the dead baby jokes used to be any body remember those???

[BitterKingSkyler]

Wow! Reading this made me cringe a little haha ....That's horrible I hope she's in jail for a very long time. Once the divorce is final he is going to have a little trouble getting a girlfriend with no penis..lol Although I'm sure that's the last thing on his mind atm.

[podz101]

wow felt sorry for that guy

[Slay]

Screw taking a piss, he's probably more worried about how he's gonna get off.

There's probably a little hole there now, he might have to finger himself... :P