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Scott
09-19-2007, 04:52 PM
Link (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070919/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_germany_sausage;_ylt=Av3O7SMU896zLrN7XvjL UJrtiBIF)


Wed Sep 19, 9:50 AM ET

BERLIN (Reuters) - Staff at a German butcher's shop were shocked to discover a customer had hidden two sex toys in their sausages for transport to Dubai, police said on Wednesday.

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"It was two latex *****s with a natural look," said a spokesman for police in the southwestern city of Mannheim.

After shopping there earlier in the day, the man, who spoke broken English, returned to the butcher's with two large "Schwartenmagen" sausages. He asked a shop assistant to wrap and cool them until he departed for Dubai the next day.

But the assistant noticed the goods had got heavier and alerted police. Officers discovered the man, who was about 50, had removed some of the meat and packed the *****s inside.

"He could have used a loaf of bread," the spokesman said. "It's not against the law here. But obviously I can't speculate on what customs in Dubai will have to say about it."

Dubai customs barely look at your luggage. Just a casual glance and they let you pass. Dunno why he went to such extreme measures, they wouldn't have said anything to him.... afterall, they let me through :laugh:

Jasperking
09-19-2007, 05:48 PM
ok even from the title all i coudl think of was WTF :p. But ye.. thats pretty weird

LiNuX
09-19-2007, 06:43 PM
lol haha, "should have used a loaf of bread" now thats funnier - why a sausage? wonder what was going on in his mind

Jasperking
09-19-2007, 08:17 PM
rofl he must have been on drugs at the time XD

LiNuX
09-19-2007, 08:50 PM
and i just noticed it was a guy hiding that "thing" - judging by the censor isnt that a female toy rofl

KIDS STAY AWAY FROM THIS CONVERSATION!

Scott
09-19-2007, 08:55 PM
Lol good point. Maybe he is going to sell 'em over there.

LiNuX
09-19-2007, 09:02 PM
Lol good point. Maybe he is going to sell 'em over there.

lol ebay those bad boys - but thats still pretty stupid of the guy, why in dubai too lol