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Joshuah
09-24-2007, 03:56 PM
Ok it goes like this -

God of Pain -

Someone kill me (first post)

LiNuX -

Shots Twice in head

God of Pain -

Rips eyes out and pokes brain

So I start now,

Kill me

XiMMiX
09-24-2007, 04:19 PM
Take out your brains and jump on them then take your hart and take it as a reward!

Scott
09-24-2007, 05:17 PM
Psychotically Throws grenades at everyone!

LiNuX
09-24-2007, 08:23 PM
kicks his head off with my hands

FattaT
09-25-2007, 02:18 AM
I don't know what tense to set this in, as everyones seems to be different.

Shoots with deagle through the monitor to right between the eyes. ;)

XiMMiX
09-25-2007, 03:49 AM
Kill him with a mashine gun then use a katan untill my anger comes down... then throw a graned at him then call bruce lee to brake his legs and arms and his head .... Because im jelus how you make signatures!

lonewolfxix
09-25-2007, 06:51 AM
tie up hands, slit sides of mouth with a rusty blade and kicks in the nuts - the death smile :)

i think i win.

Scott
09-25-2007, 07:34 AM
Drives over everyone with a tank!

XiMMiX
09-25-2007, 08:14 AM
Send special rank ninjas and kill you all with them then to make sure i send Bruce Lee and then i kill you with my rocket Lucher! MUAHHHA!

Joshuah
09-25-2007, 10:30 AM
Gets sword and stabs in shins, and puts heavy chains on wrists and throws in a deep deep river :-P

LiNuX
09-25-2007, 10:54 AM
removes the part of his name that says "GOD" and then stabs him with a pen :D

Joshuah
09-25-2007, 11:24 AM
Gets your spiderman sig and stab you in heart

LiNuX
09-25-2007, 11:28 AM
lol, u missed :-P

throws a cordless phone at his head and hits his head off

Joshuah
09-25-2007, 12:02 PM
Gets my good freind God of War to kill you and so you got no remains!! lol and for your information I did not miss :-P Its a boomarang should hit you any second now :-P

LiNuX
09-25-2007, 12:29 PM
there it goes, hit me in the foot tho lol

takes that tongue from that smiley face and slaps God of Pain with it until he dies :D

this is a violent thread

Scott
09-25-2007, 01:23 PM
Flys to another planet and nukes earth

Jasperking
09-25-2007, 01:31 PM
HEAD SHOT!! (plain and simple lol)

Joshuah
09-25-2007, 04:29 PM
Fires rocket launcher into privates

Jasperking
09-25-2007, 06:36 PM
Hammer of Dawn completely obliterating his body :)

Scott
09-25-2007, 08:22 PM
Sends Assassins after everyone

FattaT
09-25-2007, 10:54 PM
Sends Chuck Norris in for the round house kick!

Scott
09-25-2007, 10:57 PM
Unleashes the T-Virus (From Resi)

Jasperking
09-26-2007, 06:46 AM
i like simple kills so... *drops grenade in trousers and dives behind a building*

Joshuah
09-26-2007, 11:23 AM
Locks in cage with lethal hungry bear ;-)

LiNuX
09-27-2007, 06:45 PM
locks in a cage with a hungry cannibal homer simpson

GF Eric
09-27-2007, 06:58 PM
Sends an infinite barrage of Nukes in a contained area.

Scott
09-28-2007, 09:14 AM
Sends every NOD solider after all of you

Joshuah
09-28-2007, 11:44 AM
Sends God of War to inialate you!! :-P

Scott
09-28-2007, 12:25 PM
Uses Rocket Launcher on everyone

Joshuah
09-28-2007, 01:17 PM
Sends assaisigns creed on you!!

Scott
09-28-2007, 01:25 PM
Sends evil crazy monkies after God of pain

Joshuah
09-28-2007, 02:48 PM
I feel nothing I am the God of Pain ;-)

Snipers scott in forehead, kills instantly :-)

Scott
09-28-2007, 02:52 PM
Sends the cylons after god of pain

LiNuX
09-28-2007, 10:43 PM
takes the M3 pump shot gun from counter strike and shoots at poin blank range

Joshuah
09-29-2007, 05:49 AM
Fires Uzi at your head!!

GF Eric
09-29-2007, 07:07 AM
Takes a plasma grenade and sticks it where the sun doesn't shine and lays a bunch of frags around the plasma. :-P

Joshuah
09-29-2007, 07:22 AM
Sets you on fire with FireFox

Scott
09-29-2007, 07:26 AM
Nukes everyone - The End lol

GF Eric
09-29-2007, 07:35 AM
Rewires with nukes and causes an explosion on you only. :wub:

Scott
09-29-2007, 07:40 AM
Dodges the explosion and jumps on top of Eric killing him instantly lol

Joshuah
10-01-2007, 10:15 AM
*Farts* Smell is so bad you die of your lungs being burnt ;-)

Scott
10-01-2007, 12:26 PM
Uses flamethrower on God of Pain

Joshuah
10-01-2007, 01:56 PM
Use some pain in me to torture you, and then stab you in the foot and put heavy lock on your legs and throws you in river, muahahaha so cruel! :-)

oddball127
10-01-2007, 06:34 PM
slowly eats you alive muahhahahahahahahaha oh and you dont survive

GF Eric
10-01-2007, 06:44 PM
Kills you with your own lag by a short circuit in the computer you use and it explodes.

Ghost
10-01-2007, 10:36 PM
strangles eric with computer wire

LiNuX
10-02-2007, 02:41 PM
how do you kill a ghost?

says a spell and brings ghost back to life :-P

Joshuah
10-02-2007, 03:58 PM
You didn't kill him!! :-(

Rips toenails and fingernails of slowly and then slaps and shoots at the back of your head!!

Scott
10-02-2007, 04:40 PM
Does the thing with the towel in 24 (Which is were you wet a towel and shove it down someones throat and when they start to digest it you pull their stomach out)

LiNuX
10-02-2007, 10:29 PM
throws a pencil, goes thru the eye and into the brain for an instant dead

still violent gosh

Scott
10-02-2007, 10:53 PM
Uses a tidal wave on everyone

Ghost
10-03-2007, 10:09 AM
Sends an army of elves after Scott

Scott
10-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Gets the ents to kill everything that moves

GF Eric
10-03-2007, 01:20 PM
Has a running noise in the below zero weather of Antartica so badly that your noise and mouth are blocked by snot that frozen thus causing you to freeze, suffercate, and evac your systems to death. :twitcy:

Supermoose
10-03-2007, 02:12 PM
Lands giant rock on GF Erics head

Joshuah
10-03-2007, 02:23 PM
Becomes superjosh and pushes earth into sun wipes everyone out :-) Muahahaha

Kiss
10-11-2007, 06:23 PM
Gets hit in the head by a speeding ballot

Jasperking
10-11-2007, 06:47 PM
Takes down gamers forum making all who were members commit suicide :) lol

Joshuah
10-12-2007, 02:55 PM
Gets solar powered killing sheep on you!!

Kiss
10-12-2007, 03:11 PM
Got lost in the wod with out compass or :radar:

Joshuah
10-13-2007, 07:57 AM
Gets put on into a death match with hulk

xeysz
10-14-2007, 10:48 PM
falls down in chlorine

Aaron.
10-14-2007, 11:06 PM
Challenges Leonidas to a 1v1 staring contest and wins...Then has to deal with the after effect..

Toxic
10-14-2007, 11:08 PM
Brings back the dead and gets them to kill everyone who posted before me

Aaron.
10-14-2007, 11:14 PM
Blows on him and snaps his neck..

SchoolBus
10-15-2007, 12:53 AM
Lets him beat me in CSS so i can vent my anger with an Icepick and some Pliers :eek1:

webisthr
10-15-2007, 10:18 AM
hey i wrote just good lines atleast you should have kept taht and remove teh link :( now i will hav eto rewrite my genius idea

wifi
10-15-2007, 10:20 AM
its spammers corner and i forgot to spam:P

read the rules dude, this thread is about killing the guy above u so let me see what i can do to u

hits webisthr with the FAQ book of the forum :-P

GF Eric
10-15-2007, 12:09 PM
Uses Gamefly powers to eliminate you into the wind of Earth. MUHAHAHAHA!!!

NDM
10-18-2007, 01:18 PM
First, I use an hacker to hack your comp. Then i call War Chief to kill you, but to make sure i killed you i use an triple axe on you. Then send snipers to finnish you off then drives around with tank around your body. Then talke that signature and stab assasin creed and halo 3 guy called war chief betwen the eyes. Then i send a nuclar bomb at your city i think your died now... Hehe.

Wang
10-18-2007, 03:15 PM
Throws Lawn Gnomes at Everyone

FattaT
10-19-2007, 01:48 AM
Makes some ninja stars and throws them at YOUR EYES!!!! "ahhhh"

Creed
04-13-2008, 02:53 PM
Stuffs your face into a paper shredder.

Samus-Fan
04-13-2008, 02:57 PM
*Rips off Creeds ears, shoives the up his nose, then reach in his mouth and pull them out,. hot glue the ears to his eyes, reach in his mouth again and rip out his eyes from the inside, then just dump some acid onto him.

Kujo
04-14-2008, 09:21 PM
Bounds Samus-Fans hands and legs, and throws him into a vat of liquid-nitrogen. Once frozen to the core, I grab an ice-pick and crack parts of you off... places you outside to thaw... and die.

LiNuX
04-14-2008, 09:22 PM
admin bans everyone from the face of the planet - kujo is just first in line

Nerdy Knight
04-14-2008, 09:44 PM
*Sorry about this LiNuX!*

Knock you out with a brick, but a bag over your head and put a wet cat inside with an angry dog, take a giant dump inside after the animals settle down, they get angrier and get at it again, when you wake up, you throw up from the disgusting experience, knock you out with another brick, make you bungie jump off the Empire State building, and cut the cord as you come back up, making you fly into a plane, getting sucked into the engine, ripped to pieces, and destroyed in the explosion... >: )

Riku-Nara
04-14-2008, 10:39 PM
*blows up michigan.......er....yale........*

YuriPrime
04-14-2008, 10:45 PM
As a warm up for Shamus . . . Riku-Nara first I'll beat you with a baseball bat until you are unconscious, when you wake up you will be in a dark dungeon naked all shackled up, I'll whip you relentlessly for a while, then repeatedly shock you with high voltages, then burn you to death. Then I'll feed your carcass to a pack of hungry hogs.

Kujo
04-14-2008, 11:13 PM
With my neighbors stun gun, I shoot you in the EYES with the tazer, thus electocuting you're brain... you die

Samus-Fan
04-15-2008, 04:49 PM
Put you in a font lawn...SATINS Front Lawn...With Living Dead Lawn Gnomes....Then I will just cut off your head with a fish when your laughing at my failed attempt to kill you.

YuriPrime
04-15-2008, 09:01 PM
Put you in a font lawn...SATINS Front Lawn...With Living Dead Lawn Gnomes....Then I will just cut off your head with a fish when your laughing at my failed attempt to kill you.
Really . . . I was thinking something more along the lines of you linking wires from your laptop to his body, thereby slowing down his heart rate to 1 beat per minute and thereby killing him.