the weapons game

[paecmaker]

I think the name is pretty bad but the game was fun.


OK I saw this thing on another forum and maybe we can do it here.

Its about you post a picture and the second person posts another picture that "breaks" or "wins" over the last and so on. And post a reason above or under the picture.


As an example
a cute teddy bear.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-FA_CqL-bl98/TZqYhCs169I/AAAAAAAAB0o/V6fA_caIo6U/s1600/teddy-bear.jpg


This little teddy eats yours for breakfast

http://rosehips.blogg.se/images/2010/grizzly-bear1_85376795.jpg


and so on, use imagination in coming up with pictures and explanations.





So here I start


a nice car

http://www.comp.co.uk/gallery/pics/VOLVO%20AMAZON%20ML%2015.jpg

[Fr0stByte]

http://www.cyclerepairman.co.uk/photos/1.226483FALCONblush14JUNIORCYCLERTCYCLES.jpg

Rock beats scissors bro

[leonehe]

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs70/150/f/2011/128/d/6/charlie_pony_by_hotcider-d3fv9g0.png

Well rideable too

[Zelda]

http://www.naturescapes.net/112005/Mwhrs3633.jpg

Better looking though. ^^ ;)

[Trunks]

Does this not make any sense or is it just me?

[ROFLBRYCE]

Does this not make any sense or is it just me?

I think they're playing wrong. Big bear > teddy bear. They posted a bike after a car which wouldn't win. An 18-wheeler might beat the car (like crash-wise, then you could put a cement wall to beat the 18-wheeler. Then a demolition crew to beat the wall. etc going on like that.

Game got messed up from the get go :(

[paecmaker]

I think they're playing wrong. Big bear > teddy bear. They posted a bike after a car which wouldn't win. An 18-wheeler might beat the car (like crash-wise, then you could put a cement wall to beat the 18-wheeler. Then a demolition crew to beat the wall. etc going on like that.

Game got messed up from the get go :(

yeah, that was the point ::-)


now, the great hammer turns the horse into mash

http://reviewshardware.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Rip-Hammer.jpg

[CraeSC111]

I think a horse would beat someone with a hammer.... I'm sad because I can't post pics through my phone

[paecmaker]

I think a horse would beat someone with a hammer.... I'm sad because I can't post pics through my phone

dont take it that serious, just have some imagination. lol :p

[Zelda]

I think your pitiful hammer just got owned..

http://clunkbucket.com/wp-content/uploads/sledge_hammer.jpg

So there! ;)

[CraeSC111]

http://www.atozrental.ca/documents/product_full_581.jpg

Hello Mister hammer. I believe you just got owned by your big brother Jack!

[paecmaker]

well that thimg needs electricity

http://luxuryforthehome.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Unplug.jpg

[Zelda]

Burned! ;)

Electricity, 'eh? What if I control this...

http://www.evworld.com/images/seminole_powerplant.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_-F_vYvN6ZGg/TDS_7k2KLHI/AAAAAAAAUaI/F3Bd_Ly2pzY/IMAG0977.jpg

Nature just got back at you! That's for polluting! (Its natural reclamations btw)

[paecmaker]

Is it just me or is this place going HOT.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/2573152408_454e45a115.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.greatdreams.com/war/sherman_flamethrower.jpg

My flamethrower has treads!

[Zelda]

Too bad your treads won't save you from this:

http://members.fortunecity.com/specialtech/jpg/stealth-bomber-25.jpg

[paecmaker]

Too bad your treads won't save you from this:

http://members.fortunecity.com/specialtech/jpg/stealth-bomber-25.jpg

solved it,(its a b2 bomber)

I take your bomber and raises with 2

http://5493-planetmc.voxcdn.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1127/Screen%20shot%2020110709%20at%2053518%20PM_162164. jpg

[CraeSC111]

Can't see the photo

[Zelda]

Mine? It was a stealth bomber.

[CraeSC111]

http://www.reagan.com/news/cache/images/anti-war-protest-reagan-report.jpg

Uh oh it looks like you're getting raped from the inside!

[Zelda]

Hmm..... what if I just bomb the protestors? Okay, okay, lemme think....... How 'bout if I take care of your little protest like this:

http://www.writingsonthewall.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/bloodysunday.gif
It's Bloody Sunday 1972, btw.

[paecmaker]

The protesters came back

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/zombie_can_has.jpg

[Zelda]

HAHAHA!!! I have no reply for this but you just made my day! :D

[CraeSC111]

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/silence/archives/BubbasTacticalShotgun.jpg

Not even anti war zombies can withstand bubbas shotgun!
(Thus gun belongs to a guy named Bubba

[paecmaker]

what can be more epic than bubbas shotgun, well the man himself

http://www.thesiteguy.com/nfclan/Bubba.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.clipartguide.com/_named_clipart_images/0511-0906-2212-2308_Black_and_White_Cartoon_of_a_Boy_with_an_F_on _His_History_Test_clipart_image.jpg

Too bad Bubba couldn't pass high school!

[paecmaker]

Well you dont need to go to highschool to be a gangsta

http://www.imsogangsta.org/gangsta/1012/white-boy-badass-gangsta-spell-it-rerun-gangsta-1293242140.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://blueshelled.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/gd86.jpg

Even gangsters have to listen to their grandma or she'll put the beat-down on them (this 82 year old woman stopped a robbery by beating the robber with her cane)

[paecmaker]

well, to bad that she lives on the top floor, with no elevators.


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2f/Burj_Khalifa_building.jpg/250px-Burj_Khalifa_building.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.veteranstoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/wtc_airplane_crash.jpg

Well the terrorists are bringing the top floor to ground level (its 9/11)

[Zelda]

Too bad your building can't withstand this...

http://www.warchat.org/pictures/september-11-attack-building-explosion-300x228.jpg

EDIT: ARGH! Simultaneous posting... haha

[CraeSC111]

Mine was first!

[Zelda]

I see that... I guess my page hadn't reloaded before I posted. haha

[paecmaker]

well try to flycrash this

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Lrcc7a_dlWY/TBC6J0dXwaI/AAAAAAAAAFY/4O6rp3PRIl8/s640/Norad.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://home.vicnet.net.au/~hmwkhelp/images/volcano2.jpg

Sucks when it turns out your mountain base was on a volcano!

[paecmaker]

Even a volcano needs to COOL DOWN sometime, YEAH...


http://worldtourobject.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mt-erebus.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2ptLyS7lFCE/Sk0kmbsx9QI/AAAAAAAAAQ0/KmiZ3LGGRxY/s400/global_warming_by_teabing.jpg

Ain't you ever heard of global warming! No snow for you

[paecmaker]

The lesser the cars the lesser global warming


http://www.unwanted-cars.co.uk/VEHICLE-DELIVERY-IMAGES/scrap-cars.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://images.nymag.com/news/features/freshkills081201_1_560.jpg

Looks like you have a little more trash than you can handle!

[paecmaker]

Dont worry, we just fly it out to space

http://www.spacetoday.org/images/Rockets/XPrizeRockets/XPrizeStarchaser.jpg

Its ETs problem now.

[CraeSC111]

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2007/10/sputnik1.gif

The Russians beat you to it (Sputnik)

[paecmaker]

The empire beat the soviets with thousends of years.

http://media.moddb.com/images/mods/1/11/10992/Imperial_III_Star_Destroyer_P1.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-VMsO6IKAJtE/TY9tmJ6LiII/AAAAAAAAAS4/8kWecyy7MtE/s1600/ewok.jpg

But the empire got pwned by little furry people on endor (or however you spell it, I'm not a starwars freak)

[paecmaker]

Oh look, no more forests to hide in.

http://rimfaxe.motpol.nu/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/h-300x200.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.testingforlead.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/epa-approved-lead-testing-kits.bmp

The government just hit you with anti-logging regulations.

[paecmaker]

Then we crush the government.

http://images.wikia.com/deadliestfiction/images/b/b2/Why-Did-FARC-Start.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://radioactiveliberty.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/propaganda-bible.jpg

The government stops your movement using propaganda!

[Zelda]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NeBo-jP4u2U/TVOTz2av92I/AAAAAAAAGkY/hvesmT7R8OQ/s1600/media_blackout_by_dndnma.jpg

And if they can't see your propaganda? Now what?

[paecmaker]

Dont worry, they dont have to see it.

http://giaoduc.net.vn/Uploaded/huutuc/2011_10_03/PropagandaSpeakers[3].jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://us.battle.net/sc2/static/images/source/icons/btn-ability-terran-emp-color.jpg

Lets see you use those electronics now! (Its an emp. This one is from starcraft 2)

[paecmaker]

the emp in Command and conquer generals looks much cooler

http://pcmedia.gamespy.com/pc/image/5617_2004-03-22_05s.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sDIQHm0S64A/TPArhTKSFnI/AAAAAAAAAXo/_ZIeIGF17HA/s1600/old_computer.jpg

Try playing your game on a crappy computer!

[Mizel]

Awww, can’t even use the crappy comp because a ferret ate the cord! :X

http://healthyferret.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/momby-w-elec-cropped.jpg

(Did I do this right? lol)

[paecmaker]

(you did it right, lol)

Then I use a ferret secure mega safe cord instead with fortified armor +2


http://neftegaz.ru/images/Neft%20Perey/Pipeline.jpg(my cord)

[CraeSC111]

http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news/19827/_1280162644.jpg

Sorry about my deleted message was in a hurry. Anyway your cord may be ferret proof but lets see it withstand Godzilla!

[paecmaker]

Not even godzilla can beat this dreamteam.

http://img.listal.com/image/1070219/600full-godzilla-screenshot.jpg

(they killed godzilla in the movie from 1998)

[iParasiteCJ]

http://www.411mania.com/game_screenshots/4912.jpg

:D hehe Godzilla is a morning exercise for Kratos

[CraeSC111]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/113/289959683_f34d81f211.jpg

You seem to forget noobs cannot play God of war!

[paecmaker]

But even noobs can use a noob tube

http://www.ztvgoofingoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/NoobTube.jpg

[Ilyich Valken]

Ah, but you forget that I have Blast Shield and am resistant to explosives!
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20111121155621/callofduty/images/thumb/6/65/Blast_Shield_Pro_MW3.png/100px-Blast_Shield_Pro_MW3.png

[CraeSC111]

http://www.fpscheats.com/images/cod4everest/ss9.jpg
Your blast shield is no match for my aimbot! (I couldn't really find that many good images for aimbot)

[paecmaker]

yo, you just got banned for using aimbot.

http://troll.me/images/xzibit-yo-dawg/yo-dawg-i-head-you-got-banned-lol.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.go-runescape.com/img/how/start/createFreeAccount.gif
I can haz infinite free accounts!

[paecmaker]

If you had read the terms and condition properly you would know that the "free" accounts arent so free anyway.

http://www.gsfsgroup.com/res/image_privacy.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_1Z-H-ni-Cj0/TCxtI8Am6wI/AAAAAAAABIQ/NncoWbRFUGM/Accept%20terms_thumb%5B1%5D.jpg
Everyone automatically accepts those anyway!

[paecmaker]

not me I dont.(dont know if that sounds right)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2443/3550835866_67e6f82c99.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/1/9/9/7/4/8/3/Wall-of-Text-Run-Away-13837154357.jpeg
Then be prepared for a wall of text!

[paecmaker]

Then I tear down that wall


http://www.maskinisten.net/userpix/521_kobelco_1_1.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.crystalinks.com/chinawallarge.gif
This wall is too great to tear down!

[paecmaker]

Dont worry, you only need a bigger wreacking ball

http://standeyo.com/NEWS/10_Space/10_Space_pics/100614.asteroid.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.androidappmobile.com/wp-content/uploads/images/1/13068298831.jpg
Too bad you're being sued for collateral damage

[Mizel]

Unfortunately, your lawyer sucks.

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTrV2WTi2t_ldwN0JfrEtf_04vZetvhG eYR1gljMMeBtMNHbdxE4w

[CraeSC111]

http://citizenactionmonitor.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/scales-of-injustice.gif
The scales aren't in your favor

[paecmaker]

The judges will uphold the LAW
meet JUDGE DREDD!!!!.

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/dredd-movie.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/past-and-future.jpg
Sorry its not 1977 anymore.

[Mizel]

It is if you have a time machine!

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTa6NsyA0ltchp7EymxYE71lM2kzeLxn sRijesCDdbVuLfRSuyd

[paecmaker]

You got caught for speeding through time (damn simultanious posts

http://webzoom.freewebs.com/ginnyd/TIMECOP.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.apoliticus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/back-to-the-future-car-dolorean.jpg
You can't catch me if I bring my car! (Sorry mizel I liked paec's response better. Also this is the car from back to the future)

[Mizel]

Oh no! You’re missing the flux capacitor!

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ5knRcVFzBriZ_MeEMUTvwyrA_rIgzl nDn9HuQ2Eeq-eAOR_kAGA

[CraeSC111]

http://www.daviddarling.info/images/rainforest_fire.jpg
Don't worry my time machine runs on forests!

[paecmaker]

(your picture solves itself, the forests are burning up),

oh well

I dont see any trees around, do you?

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/california/images/s/california-deserts.jpg

[paecmaker]

epic wall of text.

[CraeSC111]

http://www.brhphoto.com/img/mexico/image02.jpg
It runs on cacti too

[Mizel]

LOL I dunno why it didn’t work, but I posted at the same you did anyways, you won! xD

[Mizel]

Unfortunately, you ingest some cacti and start hallucinating from peyote!

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcToWqaO8YoqNawdmt6hxm0rOy63coEaG pOMIBh9yqb8mIauSmpc

[CraeSC111]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/RussianRainbowGathering_4Aug2005.jpg/170px-RussianRainbowGathering_4Aug2005.jpg
I like the hallucinations (did anyone see my image change)

[Mizel]

But the hallucinations drive you mad….

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzPZMiTKUL_de_nO14jYGfc1Jy0eW7i K8iO4FUGQsc81OJ0kN1

What does it mean?!

[paecmaker]

Even the maddest people can get help from dr Phil

http://girlstalkinsmack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Dr_Phil_McGraw.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://carolramsey.net/wp-content/gallery/scary-movie-4/02_dr-phil-saws-foot.jpg
Dr Phil is about to cut off the wrong foot. (I couldn't find any photos of him holding the leg)

[CraeSC111]

http://carolramsey.net/wp-content/gallery/scary-movie-4/02_dr-phil-saws-foot.jpg
Dr Phil is about to cut off the wrong foot. (I couldn't find any photos of him holding the leg)

[Mizel]

Cutting off his own foot.... the wrong foot... deemed him crazy and he was sent to an insane asylum!

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSIlLsnNjaJqyXhyL5xHcP3Bnf1VKUrk xwsaoMlYbOVWNeUCvRHdA

[paecmaker]

Sadly the Joker took over the insane asylum shortly before

http://www.gbposters.com/images/gbposters-com/lightbox/b7f7/19360/FP2451-BATMAN-ARKHAM-joker.jpg

[Mizel]

Luckily, Batman was there to save the day as usual ;)

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdkNv1mFuiGsuXmfqFWLE5_yGG-IHtH-t4pN6TovTHcZDyzmr6GAJQSd4QHw

[CraeSC111]

http://www.buybatmanarkhamcity.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Batman_Arkham_City.jpg
Then the expansion set came out and everyone took over again!

[Mizel]

And then Harley Quinn used her powers of persuasion (aka her boobs) to distract Batman!

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmzU8G37jHR7gwnxjlkQbZ2f4F30MLA 4Xd_DRrstg_2ejRnDnEdg

[CraeSC111]

http://akiavintage.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/breast-cancer-logo-pink-ribbon-pic1.jpg
Harley Quinn didn't support breast cancer awareness and karma got her.

[Mizel]

Thankfully, Quinn had an amazing set of Dr’s and pulled through!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhpqguUvQ21qazwkm.jpg
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5ea-Y3UQR85z4XuFfqqoHybEkeEXtfzvV-0ATeLkqYaQ2-MPz9w

[CraeSC111]

http://www.carinsurancecompanies.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/denied-car-insurance-coverage.gif
Her insurance company denied her claim so she's stick with the bill

[Mizel]

Oh no! It’s Xmas and with all the hectic-ness, the post office loses the bill…

http://www.environmentalcitizen.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/junk-mail.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://files.sharenator.com/funny_dog_pictures_from_the_internet_EPIC_motis_pa rt5_The_Interweb_fails_me-s400x278-50394.jpg
Don't worry they sent the bill through the internet!

[Mizel]

A fake email was used... the bill is undeliverable!

http://www.igen.co.za/images/Outlook%202010%20SMS%20Undeliverable%20Report.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/7/128758491688940285.jpg
Kitty tech support is here to fix the problem.

[Mizel]

Tech kitty got distracted with teh catnip :X

http://oranges-world.com/data_images/catnip-cat.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://t3chdzyn.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/kitten_smoking.jpg
Tech Kitty is just about to finish smoking the last of the catnip.

[Mizel]

Now kitty is passed out ^_^

http://www.weirdomatic.com/wp-content/pictures/2007/01/sleeping-cat_resize.jpg

God, Im such a sucker for adorable kitteh pics....

[paecmaker]

Nothing a bucket of water will solve

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2168/2398661901_71de738604.jpg

[Mizel]

Bucket of water was left outside, and now it’s frozen :O

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kaLbrzrCbp8/SyREv85V0aI/AAAAAAAADjQ/g0PGto0WNyA/s400/Dec12FrozenBucket40217.jpg

[Sunsetforgotten]

Ifrit pities the fool

[Mizel]

Ifrit is no match for Blastoise!

http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/0/02/009Blastoise.png/160px-009Blastoise.png

[paecmaker]

A digimon eat pokemons for breakfast

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3267/dm240skullgreymonnz1.jpg

[paecmaker]

(Just so the thread wont die)

EAT THIS PUNK!!!

http://pakupdate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/missile.jpeg

[Mizel]

Too bad Batman and Superman were there to stop it!

http://www.gamerstvchannel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/alex_ross_superman_batman_posters.jpg

[paecmaker]

Not even they can stop the strogg

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/727/430938-strogg5.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8EI1_zi0uHw/TlkuJtOX3TI/AAAAAAAAAHY/KNzcAk5sPeQ/s1600/UT99Menu.jpg
too bad unreal blew quake out of the water

[paecmaker]

To bad battlefield blew out unreal as a mp game

http://bfstuff.se/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/battlefield-2-a.jpg
(Taste this unreality)

[Mizel]

Too bad guns are bad, mkay?! :P

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTbHqSsfE6hl9Zwd1GCMFsB6FAw782DP aeLEyz80wzmEov4yFibmRtm46KJJA

[paecmaker]

Guns are bad, swords are not

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jC5OP0h2r_E/TgKeu591F2I/AAAAAAAAAXQ/dG8AvDlM4nY/s1600/ist2_4771315-sword-cross-swords.jpg

[Mizel]

But your sword broke!

https://encrypted-tbn3.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSmtD7JaaVIY_sk_nOU5h-GRaZsE_CJeVXAo7igELsWRepXke0B

[jcmcdo12]

http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1515174239359&id=3e520e6f5e82366ab7578358c5751d9f&url=http%3a%2f%2ffc04.deviantart.net%2ffs71%2ff%2f 2009%2f349%2fe%2f9%2fMaster_Sword_Blue_by_Galfryd. jpg
You guys sword suck. Master Sword FTW!

[Mizel]

Hah! Magneto laughs at your puny Master Sword!

https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTyDaNvVrXw28sGlA4gewFUiFGOPh4OA XgS1lu0etGaafYJN2hP

[paecmaker]

He wont laugh with these plastic swords

http://www.caufields.com/ProductImages/pirate/decor/images/60113-MC.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/333475/333475,1288965931,1/stock-photo-a-martini-with-two-olives-skewered-on-a-blue-plastic-sword-viewed-from-directly-overhead-isolated-64449217.jpg
Try to use your swords when they are covered in olives!

[paecmaker]

Then I throw the olives at him instead.
(My homies throwing "big" olives)
http://undhimmi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/palestinians-throwing-rocks1.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/level-2.jpg
Don't worry he's a pro at catching food in his mouth

[paecmaker]

http://www.bonappetit.com/images/tips_tools_ingredients/ingredients/ttar_coconut_02_v_launch.jpg

Not even him got big enough mouth for this.

[CraeSC111]

http://a.mytrend.it/prp/-0001/11/379093/o.87433.jpg
My bazooka wielding squirrel will blow it into small pieces!

[paecmaker]

Not if the medal of honor kitty shoots the squirrel

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/305964/thumbs/r-MEDAL-OF-HONOR-CAT-large570.jpg

[Mizel]

Kitty got distracted by catnipssss!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_MmDFtUt_IWXV_-_rAjQO0vFvDdzT9nzv65GJGLqe_L4_zeKN

[CraeSC111]

http://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/242901_k53fvqBHCidwWDvscTncUmMi6.jpg
My cat is protected.

[Mizel]

Oh no! Was just for decoration and didnt actually work....

http://www.parinadimigallery.com/Site/images/artists/LegradyK/Gas_mask_1,_PR,_2009.jpg

[paecmaker]

Dont worry he just bought a new at walmart

http://www.tmonews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/tmobilewalmart.jpg

[Mizel]

Too bad Walmart fell into a giant sinkhole!

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSR2G8Qz0RF9Rouj8TJXnML2jHtT8_6 uXb6hkHUxtWL1mtlpYNpg

[paecmaker]

Bump,

no problem, they just build a store on the water instead

http://www.greatcottages.com/bcpages/shuswapimages/store.jpg

[CraeSC111]

1460
Unfortunately your fancy water Walmart got taken out by a hurricane!
BONUS: Its a gif O_O

[paecmaker]

Then I build a space store

http://www.countdowncreations.com/newimages/spacestoreheader.jpg

[CraeSC111]

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The space hippies don't like Walmart either and invade!

[paecmaker]

Good thing we got some space marines to help defending then.

http://www.cgsociety.org/stories/2009_08/warhammer/im01.jpg

[Mizel]

All we need to defeat those Space Marines is a Water Bender :P

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PNEZO8-OtjA/T7PXmNuJkPI/AAAAAAAAAPM/ceksjtpe4mI/s1600/waterbender.jpg

[paecmaker]

well do you see any water?

http://www.mountainbike-expedition-team.de/Mongolia/large/mongolia-7.jpg
(its a former lake)

[Mizel]

Nope! But I see this cactus:

http://amazingers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/cactus.jpg

And it has water >:)

[paecmaker]

I dont see a cactus, do you??

http://mannerofspeaking.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/black1.gif

(because you are in a DAAAARK ROOOOM)

[Mizel]

Thank god I have my light up lightsaber keychain!

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-51568362379717_2236_362102185.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/7066/fenix4js7.jpg
It is too bad your batteries aren't quite in working order.

[Mizel]

My battery was solar powered!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT8ZP9zmpP-dBb7_e6FO7OiE2DA3L5BO6yDTdYuyI9MokYLVZn9

[CraeSC111]

http://science.nasa.gov/media/medialibrary/2007/05/07/07may_bigsupernova_resources/artistsconcept_strip2.jpg
unfortunately your sun isn't in working order either.
(This is an artist's rendition of a supernova if you were confused as to what it was)

[paecmaker]

yeah it looked like someone had shot an orange :p

Who needs the sun when you got this

http://www.lightonenergy.co.uk/skin/images/uploads/824154.jpg

[CraeSC111]

http://www.tarponcharters.com/floridafishingpictures/data/media/2/Go_Fish_Charters_Tarpon_Fishing.jpg
Your light won't work if I cover it with a giant fish!
(I actually came up with this because I was planning on using a giant tarp, but google autospelled it to giant tarpon :p)

[Mizel]

Your giant fish wont work if I make sushi out of it >:)

http://www.asiavtour.com/upload/typepic/20070917090919.jpg

[paecmaker]

REAL MEN EAT MEAT

http://dackebygdenskott.softit.net/wp-content/uploads/biff_kott1.jpg

[Mizel]

Too bad some crazy disease came along and killed all the animals! Now it's just wide open pastures...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_gVnD5e-fNSw/TNypQu5wQ_I/AAAAAAAAAR0/lVlTRRGfZiI/s1600/greener%2Bpastures.jpg

[paecmaker]

We can grow meat in labs

http://www.scientificamerican.com/media/inline/test-tube-pork_1.jpg

[Mizel]

Not if there are no people around smart enough to be Scientists!

http://anotherplotdevice.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/idiocracy-21.jpg

[paecmaker]

That can be fixed

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn183/astroboy066/RealScience.png

[Mizel]

Can't read if you're blind!

http://spectrum.ieee.org/image/44967

[paecmaker]

He is not blind anymore.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qQhFzn-_nxo/TZa6aDywg4I/AAAAAAAAAG8/Q6VvGqMGenw/s1600/cyborg+eye-500x375.jpg

[Mizel]

That's an awesome pic :)

Too bad Hulk punched that mechanical eye out right out of that face!

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/gargoylesanddarkactionfigures_2235_218345796

[paecmaker]

That wasnt nice, now he is mad(but alteast he can see again).

http://www.theenthusiast.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/vladimir-putin-black-eye-300x288.jpg

[Mizel]

As soon as he got his sight back he saw this naked:

http://scallywagandvagabond.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/article-2202512-14FDC6B5000005DC-534_634x394.jpg

And now he's blind again!

[paecmaker]

well he got happy because he didnt have to see her again, you cant break his spirit.

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/047/e/f/Happy_to_see_you_in_color____by_Blind_Itachi.png

[Mizel]

I can... when I shoot him with my vaporizer gun!

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/exterminator_ray_gun.jpg

[paecmaker]

He uses worseless youtube stars as meat shields

http://www.impactlab.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/shanedawson.jpg

[Mizel]

Too bad their are no YT stars because there is no internet!

http://media.smashingmagazine.com/images/404-error-pages/simp.gif

[paecmaker]

When the internet broke down he ran out into the wilderness, now you will never find him

http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/into-the-wild-mike-reid.jpg

[Mizel]

I'll find him with my team of awesome Mountain Guides!

http://img.ehowcdn.com/article-new/ehow/images/a07/r6/l4/look-like-scruffy-mountain-man-800x800.jpg