Man Breaks Into Home, Decorates for Christmas

[Mizel]

This is probably one of the funniest stories I've heard since the "Man attacks with weasel" story.

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First of all.... weird as it is, this has literally happened to me before (not to this extent, however). And secondly, what is it with kids nowadays getting high on stuff like bath salts and fermented bodily waste??

[Sotanji]

That is hilarious, "im sorry, ill get my things and go" hahahaha. and to that last statement, couldnt tell ya people try and get high on anything nowadays.

[LemonRising]

Oh man, it's the reverse Grinch!


Why bath salts? I mean really..

[CraeSC111]

Bath salts are supposed to give you a high similar to cocaine but there are more permanent negative effects. And at least he's doing something helpful. :p

[Mizel]

Bath salts are supposed to give you a high similar to cocaine but there are more permanent negative effects. And at least he's doing something helpful. :p

Lol It’s totally because kids nowadays just want to support the gov’t by getting high on things that have tax ;)

Helpful is right! I mean, of all the things he could have done stoned haha I think it sucks they pressed charges! lol Like…. You know how happy I’d be if I woke up and someone decorated for me?? Hell yea :P Although, when this happened to me the stalker-creepo kid that did it…. yea, def never talked to him again…. But if it was a stranger who wasn’t a creepo… I think Id be thrilled :)

[paecmaker]

First of all.... weird as it is, this has literally happened to me before (not to this extent, however). And secondly, what is it with kids nowadays getting high on stuff like bath salts and fermented bodily waste??

Wait, do you say that someone broke into your place and started refurnish. :huh:

This was accually kinda fun, its nice to see that some burglers got a sence of humor. I would just want to do something just crazy and just look how people react.

[Mizel]

Wait, do you say that someone broke into your place and started refurnish. :huh:

This was accually kinda fun, its nice to see that some burglers got a sence of humor. I would just want to do something just crazy and just look how people react.

Yupp lol Just not the same extent that guy did lol I had this crazy stalker friend (well, didn’t start out as a crazy stalker just ended up being one)… and I told him that I was upset that we were getting a fake tree for xmas, cause we always had real ones. Yea, well… woke up the next morning with a real xmas tree set up in my house, complete with present underneath…. Was REALLY bizarre.

And I agree :D It’s nice reading a story like this compared to the other stories about people being robbed and shot you typically hear about.

[CraeSC111]

I'd break in and decorate for you any time mizel :D

[LemonRising]

Yupp lol Just not the same extent that guy did lol I had this crazy stalker friend (well, didn’t start out as a crazy stalker just ended up being one)… and I told him that I was upset that we were getting a fake tree for xmas, cause we always had real ones. Yea, well… woke up the next morning with a real xmas tree set up in my house, complete with present underneath…. Was REALLY bizarre.

And I agree :D It’s nice reading a story like this compared to the other stories about people being robbed and shot you typically hear about.

haha well.. his heart was in the right place.
I get freaked out when people touch my stuff without me knowing about it though.. so.. not something I'd be happy with.
"That was nice of you but if you ever enter my home ever again without my permission I will bring down the fury of a thousand suns!!"

[Mizel]

I'd break in and decorate for you any time mizel :D

Yayyy! Likewise ;)


haha well.. his heart was in the right place.
I get freaked out when people touch my stuff without me knowing about it though.. so.. not something I'd be happy with.
"That was nice of you but if you ever enter my home ever again without my permission I will bring down the fury of a thousand suns!!"

Lol Exactly! Well, if it had happened *before* he had turned crazy weird psycho stalker kid, I totally would have thought it was awesome. Cause it was a really sweet idea.... but it was too late for him at that point :P

[CraeSC111]

Wait what happened between you two?

[Blackleo]

Maybe the old man was someone who overheard the family say, we don't celebrate Christmas. And decided to take matter to his own hands !

[CraeSC111]

Take that atheists! :p

[Mizel]

Wait what happened between you two?

He just got crazy lol I honestly have no idea what happened. We were friends and hung out all the time and then he started doing weird shiz…. Like we worked at the same place, but he got fired… but he would show up at our friends’ house after we got out of work, dressed in his old uniform and would say he just left work too. Just weird weird things lol


Take that atheists! :p

Maybe they were Jews! :P Also, Im Atheist and I decorate my house for Xmas more then most religious people I know :D

[CraeSC111]

Yeah. But I'm sure you did it for all the goodies like me :p

[Mizel]

Decorate for goodies? Nahhhh, Im just the queen of tacky decorations. I decorate the crap outta my house for *every* holiday xD

[LemonRising]

I found Christmas has lost a lot of it's religious value, so even for atheists there's lots of fun about it!

Besides the gifts, the traditions are lovely.. trees and pretty lights.. candy canes.. CHRISTMAS SCENTED CANDLES <3 Watching every Christmas movie on Christmas Eve and on Christmas day.. plus it brings family together, and I love my family, even if they are a little more separated than when I was a kid.

Mannnn now I'm excited for christmas. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE MIZEL! >:P

[Mizel]

I found Christmas has lost a lot of it's religious value, so even for atheists there's lots of fun about it!

Besides the gifts, the traditions are lovely.. trees and pretty lights.. candy canes.. CHRISTMAS SCENTED CANDLES <3 Watching every Christmas movie on Christmas Eve and on Christmas day.. plus it brings family together, and I love my family, even if they are a little more separated than when I was a kid.

Mannnn now I'm excited for christmas. LOOK AT WHAT YOU'VE DONE MIZEL! >:P

Exactly, same with me Lemon! It’s the traditions that I love ^_^ Honestly, my family is religious (but it was never anything that was forced on me, and was very rarely even discussed) but Xmas was never about that, so I’ve never even really known to connect the two. For me when I think Xmas… I think family and how lucky I am to have such a great one. :) Every year since I’ve been born, my whole family always comes to my grandpa’s house. We bake, play games, watch movies, drive around looking at lights… and my favorite part… the annual Xmas morning beer tasting competition :D

Haha Sorry, I can’t help it! My excitedness has rubbed off :P

[LemonRising]

BEER TASTING COMPETITION? I feel like this should be introduced to my family.. lol

[paecmaker]

lol beer tasting, :p.

Its about the same here, we are christians but not "hardcore" I think I have been at church like one time this year. Christmas is time we join up with all our families and friends. We eat, open presents, watch tv, and more presents.

Oh man, now I want it to be christmas, thanks mizel :p

[Mizel]

BEER TASTING COMPETITION? I feel like this should be introduced to my family.. lol

Hahaha, yupp ^_^ Atfer we open presents every Xmas morning. Everyone brings specialty types of beers, or beers they’ve brewed themselves… then someone that isn’t participating in rating the beers, pours them so none of us know what type it is. We all have score cards, which we rate each beer on a scale from 1-10… then total them up to see which beer won!

My aunt even custom-made us all our own lil glasses! Mine's on the right:

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Beers lined up (and my gpa being weird >_<):

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[CraeSC111]

Nice! I usually avoid my family during the holidays

[Mizel]

Nice! I usually avoid my family during the holidays

Awwww, why's that? :P

[CraeSC111]

Cause they want me to wake up too early

[Mizel]

Ah... ok, well that's a good reason ;)

[tahoecale]

hahhahaa nice what a guy

[CraeSC111]

If only someone broke in and took everything down for me

[Mizel]

Yea really… if only.

[CraeSC111]

Helped a friend pack up. She got fake pine needles everywhere

[Mizel]

Wait, how do you get fake pine needles everywhere? Isnt that the point of them being fake is that they *dont* get everywhere? :P

[CraeSC111]

That's what I said. It was a ridiculous amount too.

[LemonRising]

Its not as much as a real tree but theres a few reasons people buy fake.
We have a fake one because of my brother and mom's allergies haha

[paecmaker]

I wouldnt mind if someone came in and redecorated here, our christmas tree is UGLY, extremely few branches and few things to hang.

[Mizel]

I wouldnt mind if someone came in and redecorated here, our christmas tree is UGLY, extremely few branches and few things to hang.

Awwww it's like a Charlie Brown Xmas tree! :P

[CraeSC111]

Except it doesn't have any nostalgic value.

[jobert]

This is indeed funny!!lol

[GamingWeston]

Sometimes you hear such stories. There were thing like robber makes pancake in the kitchen or he has narcolepsy and he is found sleeping on the sofa :D

[Mizel]

Hahaha Im not sure if Id even be mad if someone came in and decorated for me and then made me pancakes. Id be like dude... could you do this every day? :P

[CraeSC111]

Until he brings his other buddies over.....

[GamingWeston]

Well, maybe he had seen the movie "Bin Jip". The story is quite similar, there is a guy who breaks into rich peoples houses and lives there while they are on vacation, but he does all the cleaning and when he leaves, the house is tidier than ever before.

[foof]

The guy who did this should have waited until now to do it. I would lol.