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Mizel
12-13-2011, 12:28 PM
Hahaha, all these are pretty good :)

"25 Signs You Spend Too Much Time on the Internet" by Will Stephen - CollegeHumor Article (http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6657273/25-signs-you-spend-too-much-time-on-the-internet)

paecmaker
12-13-2011, 12:31 PM
Funny things :laugh1:

Mizel
12-13-2011, 12:37 PM
Haha I like:

3. You just steal sh*t when you’re bored.
4. You know where your high school best friend’s former roommate’s gorgeous ex-girlfriend goes for the summers (Nantucket. Her cousin Becky is kind of terrible though, you can tell).
6. You’ve had multiple conversations with friends speculating about the sexuality of someone you haven’t seen since you were six.
14. You know far less about the Mayor of your city than you do about the Mayor of your local Panera Bread on FourSquare.
20. You’ve gotten past the tenth page of comments on the YouTube video of that little British girl rapping with Nicki Minaj on Ellen.
21. You can name more celebrities with leaked nude photos than American presidents.
23. You haven’t read a whole book in a year, but you have read the entire Wikipedia pages for “Sleep”, “Jon Voight”, and “Yo momma (maternal insult)” today.
25. You know what Da Brat is up to these days.

#21 is (and sadly so) totally me >_<

LiNuX
12-13-2011, 12:37 PM
Don't need any of them telling me I spend too much time on the internet.

The following affects me most:



2. The prospect of any phone conversation provokes an unreasonable level of anxiety.
7. You’ve forgotten that watching TV on the TV used to be, like, a thing.
8. You have a legit panic attack when you can’t reconnect to your WiFi network.
11. Going to the movies counts as having a “break from technology”.
23. You haven’t read a whole book in a year, but you have read the entire Wikipedia pages for “Sleep”, “Jon Voight”, and “Yo momma (maternal insult)” today. (but for other topics)


Some of the other things I don't really care for, like facebook and twottor.

paecmaker
12-13-2011, 12:48 PM
Haha I like:


21. You can name more celebrities with leaked nude photos than American presidents.


#21 is (and sadly so) totally me >_<

Its probably true for me too, however it has more with the thing that I dont know so many presidents. :p

This list also owned.

"10 Ways to Make the Internet Better" by Kevin Corrigan and Caldwell Tanner - CollegeHumor Article (http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6660690/10-ways-to-make-the-internet-better)

Mizel
12-13-2011, 01:09 PM
Hahaha, age on comments and side whistle scrolling would be pro :P

ThCEL
12-18-2011, 12:36 AM
Well im offically the internet master