egg-whites333
04-08-2012, 01:32 PM
lol i was bored so i decided to become tech supports worst nightmare i bet they love me now
johny is not my name :P
04/08/2012 12:50:26PM johny: "hi"
04/08/2012 12:50:28PM Agent (Vimala O): "Welcome to Dell Canada Sales Chat! I hope you are doing well and thank you for waiting. My name is Manasa(Rep Extn:4163120) I will be your online Product advisor."
04/08/2012 12:50:33PM Agent (Vimala O): "Hi:)"
04/08/2012 12:51:17PM Agent (Vimala O): "how are you today?"
04/08/2012 12:51:54PM johny: "i ws told if a buy a fast computer i break into the future of gaming is this true (sorry about spelling im french) and im fine how about you"
04/08/2012 12:52:34PM Agent (Vimala O): "I am doing good :)Thank you for asking :)"
04/08/2012 12:53:24PM Agent (Vimala O): "Iam sorry i did not understand, Could you please be specific with your query"
04/08/2012 12:54:27PM johny: "oka i was talking to a freind of my grandson and he aid if i bought a fast alien ware computer i could go into the furture of gaming what doe that mean"
04/08/2012 12:55:12PM Agent (Vimala O): "Alienware is our top line brand of desktops and laptops. It uses our newest, cutting-edge technologies to deliver an extremely high performance. While its primary focus is for the gamer or higher end graphics and media it is our most durable computer"
04/08/2012 12:55:44PM Agent (Vimala O): "It means that it is an Amazing gaming computer and if you wish to play high end games you can choose the Alienware"
04/08/2012 12:57:04PM johny: "okay but can it travel time i am un aware of these fancy thing he aid the futurer of gaming does tht mean i can like click button and be in the futuer because i dont know how safe that is what we had to play with as a young lad was a sled made from stick"
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04/08/2012 12:58:54PM Agent (Vimala O): "Johny , Iam sorry but, could you please be specific"
04/08/2012 01:00:08PM johny: "okay im sking if it ccan time travel because he said the future i know that not now so can it time travel because that does not seem safe and to do that do they need helments"
04/08/2012 01:00:50PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately No, It is only to play high end games"
04/08/2012 01:01:18PM johny: "so how can i go into the future then?"
04/08/2012 01:01:36PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately that is not an option , as this is a computer"
04/08/2012 01:01:45PM Agent (Vimala O): "Is there anything else I may assist you with regard to purchase of Dell products?"
04/08/2012 01:02:53PM johny: "what would be the best computer to by out of these fake time machines"
04/08/2012 01:03:22PM Agent (Vimala O): "Johny this is not a time machine, however a gaming computer ."
04/08/2012 01:03:32PM Agent (Vimala O): "We Alien ware aurora and X51"
04/08/2012 01:03:46PM Agent (Vimala O): "http://www.dell.com/ca/p/alienware-aurora-r4/pd.aspx?c=ca&cs=cadhs1&l=en&s=dhs&~ck=mn"
04/08/2012 01:03:52PM Agent (Vimala O): "http://www.dell.com/ca/p/alienware-x51/pd.aspx?c=ca&cs=cadhs1&l=en&s=dhs&~ck=mn"
04/08/2012 01:04:03PM Agent (Vimala O): "Please check these links for the computers"
04/08/2012 01:04:54PM johny: "wow thats alot of money do you know how many eggs you could buy with that back in the day"
04/08/2012 01:05:23PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately no, Are you planning to purchase a computer?"
04/08/2012 01:06:09PM johny: "i would like to buy one but if it doe not time travel i have to think about it how many of these games can it hold"
04/08/2012 01:06:32PM Agent (Vimala O): "Okay"
04/08/2012 01:07:19PM johny: "now can the colors change?"
04/08/2012 01:07:27PM johny: "on the tower thing"
04/08/2012 01:07:47PM Agent (Vimala O): "Yes, you may choose the color at the time of purchasing"
04/08/2012 01:08:55PM johny: "okay now cn it play i think its call mineshaft you fight a dragon zombies skeletons and a thing called creepers?"
04/08/2012 01:09:19PM Agent (Vimala O): "yes you can"
04/08/2012 01:10:09PM johny: "what about another game call port hole and porthole 2 you shoot little guns that mke hole o you jump through areas"
04/08/2012 01:10:26PM Agent (Vimala O): "You can play"
04/08/2012 01:10:35PM Agent (Vimala O): "as this is a gaming computer"
04/08/2012 01:11:23PM johny: "okay now what about online checkers"
04/08/2012 01:11:31PM johny: "for me not my grandson"
04/08/2012 01:12:39PM Agent (Vimala O): "It is good for basic usage too"
04/08/2012 01:13:18PM johny: "okay so my daughter when she comes over with her grandson she can check fate book or whatever"
04/08/2012 01:13:31PM johny: "my grandson*"
04/08/2012 01:13:50PM Agent (Vimala O): "yes she can do that"
04/08/2012 01:14:48PM johny: "okay now there is no way i can change it to travel time because my grandson was excited that it could do that"
04/08/2012 01:15:05PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately no"
04/08/2012 01:16:08PM johny: "darn can i download this so i can show my grandson so he knows before i buy it and if so how?"
04/08/2012 01:16:26PM johny: "the convorsation"
04/08/2012 01:16:40PM Agent (Vimala O): "Could you please telll me what do you want to down load"
04/08/2012 01:16:50PM johny: "the convorsation"
04/08/2012 01:17:00PM Agent (Vimala O): "Yes , it is emailed to you"
04/08/2012 01:17:13PM Agent (Vimala O): "at jaden.619@gmail.com"
04/08/2012 01:17:17PM Agent (Vimala O): "automatically"
04/08/2012 01:17:23PM johny: "oh okay thank you your a great help"
04/08/2012 01:17:30PM Agent (Vimala O): "Thank you for choosing dell , Have A Nice day:)"
04/08/2012 01:18:09PM johny: "now so sugget buyying call of duty for me i was told it can relive stress from shooting thngs"
04/08/2012 01:18:53PM Agent (Vimala O): "yes"
04/08/2012 01:19:02PM Agent (Vimala O): "You can buy this one"
04/08/2012 01:20:13PM johny: "okay now why is it a good game to buy"
04/08/2012 01:20:48PM Agent (Vimala O): "It is one of the good games to buy as the computer hold s on it well"
04/08/2012 01:20:57PM Agent (Vimala O): "the grpahics are amazing too"
04/08/2012 01:21:04PM Agent (Vimala O): "Is there anything else I may assist you with regard to purchase of Dell products?"
04/08/2012 01:21:30PM johny: "okay now can dell sell me a time machine and a computer"
04/08/2012 01:23:29PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately we do not sell Time machines"
04/08/2012 01:23:35PM Agent (Vimala O): "We only sell computers"
04/08/2012 01:24:10PM johny: "oh okay you should tell you leader to make them. do you know where i could buy one"
04/08/2012 01:24:46PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately we do not have information"
04/08/2012 01:25:33PM johny: "oh okay but it is a good idea you cant tel me if there was a time machine you could buy you wouldent but it"
04/08/2012 01:26:08PM Agent (Vimala O): "I understand, however we do not sell time machines"
04/08/2012 01:27:00PM johny: "okay well im going to email dell and tell them they hould because its a good ide i may get some money for the idea ill give you some to :-)"
04/08/2012 01:27:14PM Agent (Vimala O): "okay"
04/08/2012 01:28:15PM johny: "okay look forward to being rich because im going to sell them that idea bye now ill make sure to give you some money to when i get rich for helping me out"
04/08/2012 01:28:43PM Agent (Vimala O): "Thank you for choosing dell , Have A Nice day:)"
04/08/2012 01:28:44PM Agent (Vimala O): "Bye"
04/08/2012 01:28:46PM Agent sent nudge
04/08/2012 01:28:56PM Session Ended
that was fun
edit: dell not bell :P
johny is not my name :P
04/08/2012 12:50:26PM johny: "hi"
04/08/2012 12:50:28PM Agent (Vimala O): "Welcome to Dell Canada Sales Chat! I hope you are doing well and thank you for waiting. My name is Manasa(Rep Extn:4163120) I will be your online Product advisor."
04/08/2012 12:50:33PM Agent (Vimala O): "Hi:)"
04/08/2012 12:51:17PM Agent (Vimala O): "how are you today?"
04/08/2012 12:51:54PM johny: "i ws told if a buy a fast computer i break into the future of gaming is this true (sorry about spelling im french) and im fine how about you"
04/08/2012 12:52:34PM Agent (Vimala O): "I am doing good :)Thank you for asking :)"
04/08/2012 12:53:24PM Agent (Vimala O): "Iam sorry i did not understand, Could you please be specific with your query"
04/08/2012 12:54:27PM johny: "oka i was talking to a freind of my grandson and he aid if i bought a fast alien ware computer i could go into the furture of gaming what doe that mean"
04/08/2012 12:55:12PM Agent (Vimala O): "Alienware is our top line brand of desktops and laptops. It uses our newest, cutting-edge technologies to deliver an extremely high performance. While its primary focus is for the gamer or higher end graphics and media it is our most durable computer"
04/08/2012 12:55:44PM Agent (Vimala O): "It means that it is an Amazing gaming computer and if you wish to play high end games you can choose the Alienware"
04/08/2012 12:57:04PM johny: "okay but can it travel time i am un aware of these fancy thing he aid the futurer of gaming does tht mean i can like click button and be in the futuer because i dont know how safe that is what we had to play with as a young lad was a sled made from stick"
  s
04/08/2012 12:58:54PM Agent (Vimala O): "Johny , Iam sorry but, could you please be specific"
04/08/2012 01:00:08PM johny: "okay im sking if it ccan time travel because he said the future i know that not now so can it time travel because that does not seem safe and to do that do they need helments"
04/08/2012 01:00:50PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately No, It is only to play high end games"
04/08/2012 01:01:18PM johny: "so how can i go into the future then?"
04/08/2012 01:01:36PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately that is not an option , as this is a computer"
04/08/2012 01:01:45PM Agent (Vimala O): "Is there anything else I may assist you with regard to purchase of Dell products?"
04/08/2012 01:02:53PM johny: "what would be the best computer to by out of these fake time machines"
04/08/2012 01:03:22PM Agent (Vimala O): "Johny this is not a time machine, however a gaming computer ."
04/08/2012 01:03:32PM Agent (Vimala O): "We Alien ware aurora and X51"
04/08/2012 01:03:46PM Agent (Vimala O): "http://www.dell.com/ca/p/alienware-aurora-r4/pd.aspx?c=ca&cs=cadhs1&l=en&s=dhs&~ck=mn"
04/08/2012 01:03:52PM Agent (Vimala O): "http://www.dell.com/ca/p/alienware-x51/pd.aspx?c=ca&cs=cadhs1&l=en&s=dhs&~ck=mn"
04/08/2012 01:04:03PM Agent (Vimala O): "Please check these links for the computers"
04/08/2012 01:04:54PM johny: "wow thats alot of money do you know how many eggs you could buy with that back in the day"
04/08/2012 01:05:23PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately no, Are you planning to purchase a computer?"
04/08/2012 01:06:09PM johny: "i would like to buy one but if it doe not time travel i have to think about it how many of these games can it hold"
04/08/2012 01:06:32PM Agent (Vimala O): "Okay"
04/08/2012 01:07:19PM johny: "now can the colors change?"
04/08/2012 01:07:27PM johny: "on the tower thing"
04/08/2012 01:07:47PM Agent (Vimala O): "Yes, you may choose the color at the time of purchasing"
04/08/2012 01:08:55PM johny: "okay now cn it play i think its call mineshaft you fight a dragon zombies skeletons and a thing called creepers?"
04/08/2012 01:09:19PM Agent (Vimala O): "yes you can"
04/08/2012 01:10:09PM johny: "what about another game call port hole and porthole 2 you shoot little guns that mke hole o you jump through areas"
04/08/2012 01:10:26PM Agent (Vimala O): "You can play"
04/08/2012 01:10:35PM Agent (Vimala O): "as this is a gaming computer"
04/08/2012 01:11:23PM johny: "okay now what about online checkers"
04/08/2012 01:11:31PM johny: "for me not my grandson"
04/08/2012 01:12:39PM Agent (Vimala O): "It is good for basic usage too"
04/08/2012 01:13:18PM johny: "okay so my daughter when she comes over with her grandson she can check fate book or whatever"
04/08/2012 01:13:31PM johny: "my grandson*"
04/08/2012 01:13:50PM Agent (Vimala O): "yes she can do that"
04/08/2012 01:14:48PM johny: "okay now there is no way i can change it to travel time because my grandson was excited that it could do that"
04/08/2012 01:15:05PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately no"
04/08/2012 01:16:08PM johny: "darn can i download this so i can show my grandson so he knows before i buy it and if so how?"
04/08/2012 01:16:26PM johny: "the convorsation"
04/08/2012 01:16:40PM Agent (Vimala O): "Could you please telll me what do you want to down load"
04/08/2012 01:16:50PM johny: "the convorsation"
04/08/2012 01:17:00PM Agent (Vimala O): "Yes , it is emailed to you"
04/08/2012 01:17:13PM Agent (Vimala O): "at jaden.619@gmail.com"
04/08/2012 01:17:17PM Agent (Vimala O): "automatically"
04/08/2012 01:17:23PM johny: "oh okay thank you your a great help"
04/08/2012 01:17:30PM Agent (Vimala O): "Thank you for choosing dell , Have A Nice day:)"
04/08/2012 01:18:09PM johny: "now so sugget buyying call of duty for me i was told it can relive stress from shooting thngs"
04/08/2012 01:18:53PM Agent (Vimala O): "yes"
04/08/2012 01:19:02PM Agent (Vimala O): "You can buy this one"
04/08/2012 01:20:13PM johny: "okay now why is it a good game to buy"
04/08/2012 01:20:48PM Agent (Vimala O): "It is one of the good games to buy as the computer hold s on it well"
04/08/2012 01:20:57PM Agent (Vimala O): "the grpahics are amazing too"
04/08/2012 01:21:04PM Agent (Vimala O): "Is there anything else I may assist you with regard to purchase of Dell products?"
04/08/2012 01:21:30PM johny: "okay now can dell sell me a time machine and a computer"
04/08/2012 01:23:29PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately we do not sell Time machines"
04/08/2012 01:23:35PM Agent (Vimala O): "We only sell computers"
04/08/2012 01:24:10PM johny: "oh okay you should tell you leader to make them. do you know where i could buy one"
04/08/2012 01:24:46PM Agent (Vimala O): "Unfortunately we do not have information"
04/08/2012 01:25:33PM johny: "oh okay but it is a good idea you cant tel me if there was a time machine you could buy you wouldent but it"
04/08/2012 01:26:08PM Agent (Vimala O): "I understand, however we do not sell time machines"
04/08/2012 01:27:00PM johny: "okay well im going to email dell and tell them they hould because its a good ide i may get some money for the idea ill give you some to :-)"
04/08/2012 01:27:14PM Agent (Vimala O): "okay"
04/08/2012 01:28:15PM johny: "okay look forward to being rich because im going to sell them that idea bye now ill make sure to give you some money to when i get rich for helping me out"
04/08/2012 01:28:43PM Agent (Vimala O): "Thank you for choosing dell , Have A Nice day:)"
04/08/2012 01:28:44PM Agent (Vimala O): "Bye"
04/08/2012 01:28:46PM Agent sent nudge
04/08/2012 01:28:56PM Session Ended
that was fun
edit: dell not bell :P