Are We Really Having The Zombie Apocalypse?

[Jaykub]

You all know what the thread is about now. I'm going to make a large list.

1. Zombie Apocalypse in Miami: Naked Man Killed By Police After Eating Face of Victim - The Hollywood Gossip (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2012/05/zombie-apocalypse-in-miami-naked-man-killed-by-police-after-eati/)

2. New Jersey man throws intestines at cops after repeatedly stabbing himself | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/)

3. Report: Maryland man eats roommate's heart, brain, second zombie-like cannibal attack within a week (http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/news_archives/Report-Maryland-man-eats-roommates-heart-brain-second-zombie-like-cannibal-attack-within-a-week)

4. Woman beheads infant son, eats part of its brain, toes- Kingsport Times-News (http://www.timesnews.net/article/9047358/woman-beheads-infant-son-eats-part-of-its-brain-toes)

5. Kittens bitten strangled: Man bites lips off one kitten and strangles another. - Orlando Sentinel (http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-05-30/news/os-kittens-strangled-abuse-20120530_1_kittens-website-animals-bit)

6. Florida Doctor Spits Blood In State Trooper's Face | Breaking News for Black America (http://newsone.com/2018456/zachary-bird-doctor-spits-blood-in-cops-face-after-dui-stop/)

7. http://www.newstrackindia.com/newsdetails/2012/06/01/231-Swedish-professor-cut-off-wife-s-lips-and-ate-them-.html

8. Naked Man Attacks, Bites Grandfather In Florida | digtriad.com
(http://www.digtriad.com/news/article/233180/1/Naked-Man-Attacks-Bites-Grandfather-In-Florida)

9. High on bath salts, Utica woman says: I want to - Times Union (http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/High-on-bath-salts-Utica-woman-says-I-want-to-3660229.php)

[LiNuX]

Interesting. Especially the story about the guy eating someone's face. Guess we need to keep an eye on things for the next few months and see where it goes.

[thedeparted]

Time to buy a zombie survival guide ;-)

[paecmaker]

About the guy eating the other guy pcp(angel dust) seems to be a suspect.

"Occasionally, this leads to bizarre acts of violence, such as in the case of Big Lurch, former Texan Rapper who claimed his room mate was the devil and ate part of her lung."(sounds familiar)


Wikimedia Error (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine) (It works, it just stands error)


But in case if Im wrong, *takes up a shotgun*

[LemonRising]

They said it had to do with coke but it does remind me of cases with pcp. As for the other stories.. I don't even know. They're all bizarre and its weird that they're all in the same area.
Honestly though.. I'm gonna go buy a knife. A big one. Maybe a few smaller ones too.

[thedeparted]

About the guy eating the other guy pcp(angel dust) seems to be a suspect.

"Occasionally, this leads to bizarre acts of violence, such as in the case of Big Lurch, former Texan Rapper who claimed his room mate was the devil and ate part of her lung."(sounds familiar)


Wikimedia Error (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phencyclidine) (It works, it just stands error)


But in case if Im wrong, *takes up a shotgun*

lol at eating part of the lung.wonder what lung tastes like

[paecmaker]

Honestly though.. I'm gonna go buy a knife. A big one. Maybe a few smaller ones too.

heck, go for an axe, its more effective :p

[Mordry]

Personally I think these News are just something like this:

2012 - Theory: Zombie Apocalpyse

We just give out News about Stuff that happens every day in the world and get a lot of attention for it.


But I think I'll keep an eye out for News like those, you can never be too careful. :D
Well if it's going to be a Zombie Apocalpyse: I think we'll play Left 4 Dead in Real-Life soon (if it'd even come to Germany).

[Hyper_Reality]

Anyone else notice the huge belly on the "face-eating zombie" in the video? :D It must be a Boomer!!!

[BlackEyedJester]

Holy ****....
This is just... wow.

Though I recommend getting some sort of Firearm or a BIG Knife...

This is actually interesting... if this actually happens... wow.

[Slay]

Somehow reminded me of this, xD


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw

[Synge]

I called it:



Hahaha, Echo, you're persistent.

Since we're offering up conspiracy theories, I've got one of my own:

It was planned. Osama wanted to be killed. Why? Because they planted a dormant parasite in his brain, that once he was dead, would activate and turn him into a zombie.. They're starting the Zombie Apocalypse. It's the ultimate terror attack. Zombie Bin Laden and his zombie terrorist minions. It's only a matter of time before they resurrect Hitler and then we've got Nazi Zombies. I for one won't sit around and wait for my gruesome Nazi Terroist Zombie-y death, I'm grabbin Woody Harrelson, stockin up on Twinkies and we're haulin ass to Pacific Play Land.

It's no coincidence that this is all happening around the CDC. Bin Laden wasn't dumped into the sea. He was taken to the CDC to be analyzed but something went terribly wrong and for the past year they've been attempting to contain the parasite. They're failing.

[Trunks]

I called it:




It's no coincidence that this is all happening around the CDC. Bin Laden wasn't dumped into the sea. He was taken to the CDC to be analyzed but something went terribly wrong and for the past year they've been attempting to contain the parasite. They're failing.

LoL WuT?:laugh1:

[xLykos]

No. Just... No...

[egg-whites333]

This is scary im glad my family are all redneckks

[TheMangler187]

Someone obviously just found a Zombie Note and is using it to turn people into zombies. He's just testing it at the moment...

[GrandMaster]

I swear I heard what sounded like a zombie moaning the other day, 4 real I'm prepped every night XD

[egg-whites333]

Someone obviously just found a Zombie Note and is using it to turn people into zombies. He's just testing it at the moment...

XD i love when people make death note refernces i will never do crime i cant be a zombie

[Trunks]

If anyone wanted to know the real story, the guy was high on bath salts and a new form of LSD. He was walking down the street trippin ballz, found a homeless guy sleeping started eating his face. Police came, he was still trippin ballz, they shot him, he was trippin ballz so much that he didn't even notice. So the police shot him 6 more times, and then he died. LSD, especially a new form, can easily give someone super human strength. The homeless guy is still alive, but in critical condition, he's missing like 70% of his face though.

[Slay]

If anyone wanted to know the real story, the guy was high on bath salts and a new form of LSD. He was walking down the street trippin ballz, found a homeless guy sleeping started eating his face. Police came, he was still trippin ballz, they shot him, he was trippin ballz so much that he didn't even notice. So the police shot him 6 more times, and then he died. LSD, especially a new form, can easily give someone super human strength. The homeless guy is still alive, but in critical condition, he's missing like 70% of his face though.

In Port Orange, FL, it was crack, at school he was mental. Different story different place.

[Mizel]

Wow, all of my worst nightmares coming true.

But no really, if the zombie apocalypse happens, Im out. lol

[Echo]

I live in Mississippi, so I guess it would spread over here first.
The only upside is that we have a lot of hicks with an arsenal of guns and plenty of long, flat plains.
Hope this isn't real though.
Having to go all Left 4 Dead 2 on some redneck zombies at 15 years old...

[xLykos]

I like how I got -rep for saying no lol

[Echo]

I guess an explanation for the first one is that crazy people get naked because it makes them more aerodynamic in a fight.

[Mizel]

I like how I got -rep for saying no lol

Haha Awwww, Nerf you just can't win. Haters gonna hate I guess :P


I guess an explanation for the first one is that crazy people get naked because it makes them more aerodynamic in a fight.

That is an excellent point.... never really thought of it that way.

[xLykos]

Haha I guess someone is just really butt hurt :P

[Mizel]

Maybe they're just really excited for the zombie apocalypse and your answer upset them lulz xD

[EpsilonX]

Alexander Kinyua Ate Kujoe Agyei-Kodie's Brain, Heart In Maryland, Cops Say (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html)

MOAR ZOMBEY

[BobTD]

even if we dont connect the dots all the way to zombies, it sounds like the CDC had something get out that got a scientist shot.

[LemonRising]

I don't really know what it is, all I know is that I don't like it >:U
People need to stop doing crazy things.
Stop you crazies!
Stop that! *bops the zombies on the nose*

[Akatosh]

I really hope this is all crazy bs and due to drugs but if not I'm ****ing getting some skills in using a crossbow.

[Mizel]

Something tells me having a zombie wedding right now is bad news bears O_o

[GrandMaster]

If zombies were real why the hell would they have the urge to only eat human flesh lol I don't get that it would just be like walking around a bunch of lifeless poles or something; unless their hungry XD

[Mizel]

Maybe they don't like the taste of hairy animals. Damn picky zombies xD

[Jaykub]

If zombies were real why the hell would they have the urge to only eat human flesh lol I don't get that it would just be like walking around a bunch of lifeless poles or something; unless their hungry XD

THIS JUST IN! not too far from Miami.. a man... eats cat lips.. Kittens bitten strangled: Man bites lips off one kitten and strangles another. - Orlando Sentinel (http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-05-30/news/os-kittens-strangled-abuse-20120530_1_kittens-website-animals-bit)

[paecmaker]

THIS JUST IN! not too far from Miami.. a man... eats cat lips.. Kittens bitten strangled: Man bites lips off one kitten and strangles another. - Orlando Sentinel (http://articles.orlandosentinel.com/2012-05-30/news/os-kittens-strangled-abuse-20120530_1_kittens-website-animals-bit)

Not to long ago I just heard about a person who scar of his wifes/girlfriends lips and ate them....

[Echo]

Personally I believe this is just random acts of stupidity.
This stuff happens all the time in the south, someone just tried to link it all together to scare people.

[Jaykub]

Actually.. its not often to have 20 cases of someone eating another living thing in southern florida in 10 days.

Edit: Holy hell this just happened.. Woman beheads infant son, eats part of its brain, toes- Kingsport Times-News (http://www.timesnews.net/article/9047358/woman-beheads-infant-son-eats-part-of-its-brain-toes)

that is the sickest of them all.

[Echo]

Clearly never seen the ****ed up stuff that happens when you turn on the news, about 6 school shootings happened this much.
It's sick alright...

[Trunks]

I also recently read that a man in new jersey went crazy and locked himself in his house. Said he was going to hurt him self, the police broke in and went to stop him, they pepper sprayed him. He had a knife on him and started ripping his intestines out with the knife and throwing them at the police. He is currently in critical condition at a hospital.


Crazy stuff going on all at the same time. Weird.

New Jersey man throws intestines at cops after repeatedly stabbing himself | Fox News (http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/30/new-jersey-man-throws-intestines-at-cops-after-repeatedly-stabbing-himself/)

[Jaykub]

I made a list of all the major stories in my first post, post em if you find em.

[Echo]

I don't see how must of these stories relate to zombies.
One man is hopped up on bath salts and goes crazy eating someones face, and other people are just stupid.
Zombies, only explanation, wtf.

[Jaykub]

It's not about zombies, It's just zombie like. everyone is eating flesh is the problem.

[Akatosh]

Thank god this is all very far away from the west coast.

Were going to have time to prepare :p

[Trunks]

I don't see how must of these stories relate to zombies.
One man is hopped up on bath salts and goes crazy eating someones face, and other people are just stupid.
Zombies, only explanation, wtf.

Zombie have always been a fictional character. So virus or something that did go around and cause people to act "zombie like" it's very unlikely that it would be accurate to the fictional zombies that we see in movies and games. Maybe if some kind of virus ever did go around i would just turn people crazy and make them eat/attack anything they see.

[xLykos]

This new brand of LCD that all these "zombies" are on reminds me of the Frankenstein weed from Grandma's Boy :P

[Jaykub]

This new brand of LCD that all these "zombies" are on reminds me of the Frankenstein weed from Grandma's Boy :P

Toxicology has shown that none of the Flesh Eaters have taken LSD.

[xLykos]

Toxicology has shown that none of the Flesh Eaters have taken LSD.
The Fraternal Order of Blaze said the naked guy was on a new powerful form of LSD

[Jaykub]

The Fraternal Order of Blaze said the naked guy was on a new powerful form of LSD

I'm looking at about 10 Reports that say his Toxicology showed he was high on Bath Salts, I'd love to see any other stories you have.

[xLykos]

I'm looking at about 10 Reports that say his Toxicology showed he was high on Bath Salts, I'd love to see any other stories you have.

I thought you said you heard the toxicology report said they weren't high

[Jaykub]

I thought you said you heard the toxicology report said they weren't high

"Toxicology has shown that none of the Flesh Eaters have taken LSD."

LSD, I said not high on LSD.

[paecmaker]

I thought you said you heard the toxicology report said they weren't high

well at least not on LSD, however I must agree that atleast one newspaper I have read said it was similar to LSD.

[Akatosh]

Zombie Apocalypse Hits Louisiana, Man Bites Off Neighbor's Face (http://global.christianpost.com/news/zombie-apocalypse-hits-louisiana-man-bites-off-neighbors-face-76196/)

New incident in Louisiana!

[norid]

Hmmmm Bath Salts case?

[BlackEyedJester]

This bath salt5s theory is just to stop people from panicking.

[Trunks]

All of them have reported bathsalts. CDC needs to get them things off the market or something.

[BlackEyedJester]

I'm that's why I'm thinking it's just a cover up. You would think they would have a worldwide plan for containing this drug.

[Trunks]

lol, it's been almost 2 or 3 weeks, if there was zombies it would have already spread everywhere. There would be hundreds of reports not just 2 or 3. I think it's save to say by now that there is no zombie apocalypses.

[Rustyspoonz]

If there was a zombie apocalypse, it would have started in a certain area. And with todays technology, would have already been exterminated. All of these incidents contain drugs like bath salts LSD and ****. They're not zombies, they're extremely screwed up druggies.

[paecmaker]

lol, it's been almost 2 or 3 weeks, if there was zombies it would have already spread everywhere. There would be hundreds of reports not just 2 or 3. I think it's save to say by now that there is no zombie apocalypses.

Its a secret zombie apocalypse.

[Mizel]

http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/internet-memes-one-does-not-simply-saunter-into-mordor.jpg

[BlackEyedJester]

Wow, that deserves a Rep. Haven't laughed so hard in agesssss

[Mizel]

Those "one does not simply..." memes get me every time xD

[Trunks]

Its a secret zombie apocalypse.

Oh, the zombies must be geniuses if they could stop the word from spreading.

[Mizel]

Dear god. Genius zombies.... we're screwed.

But seriously... how does someone get to the point where they're smoking bath salts? Or whatever they do with them. Like, I've never been so in need of being high that I just started shoving random shiz from my house into my nose/a pipe. >_<

[Garrity]

I've read that parasites that thrive in a cats stomach zombify rats to get eaten so they can get there. So I think that it wouldn't be like a pandemic, as it's not something that would be highly contagious. These cases usually don't include more than half a dozen people so the rate of a parasite instead of a virus would be very low, not only including the fact that seeing how it was a man eating another man, a man eating a kitten, a man alone, a man eating his wife/girlfriend: It not just points to the possibility that these guys are just ****ed up but that if the parasite exists - that is has not yet developed the ability to transfer quickly and easily to other hosts.

I might just be talking ****... I'm not a biologist, I study physics... I'm also typing a dozen words a second on Rockstar so yeah... talking ****...

[Mizel]

I don't think anyone here actually *believes* the zombie apocalypse is happening lol Just fun to talk about.... BUT there are parasites that take over an ants brain and control it.... just saying :P

[Garrity]

Dear god. Genius zombies.... we're screwed.

But seriously... how does someone get to the point where they're smoking bath salts? Or whatever they do with them. Like, I've never been so in need of being high that I just started shoving random shiz from my house into my nose/a pipe. >_<

I think that bath salts, as well as plant fertiliser are well known as being legal drugs and though they are dangerous anyone desperate enough would smoke, inject or sniff them... people will do anything O_o

[Mizel]

People are retarded! lol Don't they know about Salvia? It's legal, eff's up your day and DOESNT make you eat peoples faces off xD

[LemonRising]

If people hear that something can make them high, they WILL try it lol

[Mizel]

Hahaha, good point.

[Jaykub]

5th care of bath salts; Man believed under influence of bath salts threatens to eat arresting cop | wtsp.com
(http://www.wtsp.com/news/watercooler/article/258055/58/Man-to-police-Im-going-to-eat-you)

[mark79]

Yes and no. I don't think they'll sweep the world like in the movies, but there are some kind of flesh eating zombies around now thanks to these new synthetic drugs.

There was another attack on a homeless man by a man with "vampire teeth" in CA recently.

[Dratmaster]

IT HAS BEGUN!!! xD

[egg-whites333]

who knew zombies liked lips cats and humans yum yum

[Jaykub]

More naked people eaters on bath salts it seems.. Naked Man Attacks, Bites Grandfather In Florida | digtriad.com
(http://www.digtriad.com/news/article/233180/1/Naked-Man-Attacks-Bites-Grandfather-In-Florida)

[Mizel]

Why are people still doing bath salts?!! lol

[Jaykub]

High on bath salts, Utica woman says: I want to - Times Union (http://www.timesunion.com/news/article/High-on-bath-salts-Utica-woman-says-I-want-to-3660229.php)

Is no one else wondering WTF? is going on? I know Heroin/Cocaine etc are horrible drugs and lead to murder and crime but.... do they always want to eat people?

[Mizel]

And if you know people eat people on bath salts.... why would you even do it? >_<

Addiction is too much for some people, I've been there before.

[LiNuX]

And if you know people eat people on bath salts.... why would you even do it? >_<


Because people are idiots. Makes me ashamed to sometimes be human, if I could, I'd stay a computer forever.

[FearTheSpork]

Huh, still trying to draw the connection from 'Bath Salts' to 'Hunger for Human Flesh!'

But then again, if we just call Zombie Apocalypse then I won't have to go into work tomorrow... Okay people, I think we all know the answer to this one. It's clearly started. Everyone to the nearest food store to stock up on junk! Then onto the boats and out to sea we go!

[Mizel]

Because people are idiots. Makes me ashamed to sometimes be human, if I could, I'd stay a computer forever. Yea they sure are. And for some reason... possibly the fact that I still have the tiniest hope for humanity... this kind of stuff *still* surprises me >_<


Huh, still trying to draw the connection from 'Bath Salts' to 'Hunger for Human Flesh!'

But then again, if we just call Zombie Apocalypse then I won't have to go into work tomorrow... Okay people, I think we all know the answer to this one. It's clearly started. Everyone to the nearest food store to stock up on junk! Then onto the boats and out to sea we go!

Lol Screw the boat. Zombie apocalypse happens, Im out. I've had enough zombie nightmares to know it doesn't end well!! :P

[Exentenzed]

Whats interesting is that all of these are in america, except 7, which in my oppinion can hardly be called "zombie" related at all... Your list has a couple of non-cannibalistic, non-psychotic, threads in it. Making me question its integrity.

But it's said that when one are looking for something one will always see connections, regardless.

[Synge]

Lol Screw the boat. Zombie apocalypse happens, Im out. I've had enough zombie nightmares to know it doesn't end well!! :P
Look on the bright side, you could renew your wedding vows and this time it wouldn't be pretend =D

[Mizel]

Whats interesting is that all of these are in america, except 7, which in my oppinion can hardly be called "zombie" related at all... Your list has a couple of non-cannibalistic, non-psychotic, threads in it. Making me question its integrity.

But it's said that when one are looking for something one will always see connections, regardless.

Lol No one *actually* thinks it's real zombies. It's just funny to say.... however, I was unaware that *any* of these were outside the US. I thought they all were :O


Look on the bright side, you could renew your wedding vows and this time it wouldn't be pretend =D

Hahaha, true!

[Exentenzed]

Lol No one *actually* thinks it's real zombies. It's just funny to say.... however, I was unaware that *any* of these were outside the US. I thought they all were :O

I didnt think you guys thought it was either, my point was just that the first 3 cases that was posted were genuinly people gone into a psychotic state that tried to cannibalize. After that almost every episode that got linked featured "regular" psycho's :P That existed "pre-bath salts" type thing. :P

[Mizel]

It took me a really long time to realize that the 'bath salts' people were doing weren't real fkn bath salts from a store LOL D'oh >_<

[thedeparted]

new story out of texas, dude got high on this stuff and ate his dog alive

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[Mizel]

That's so horrible :(