Zatchara
08-04-2012, 05:45 PM
Having spent twenty-three years of my surprisingly unproductive life cruising the lifestream, I've learned many things.
1. Set aside a generous amount of cash to purchase a mini-fridge in apartment living situations. Roommates will forget where the kitchen is located whenever they purchase their own groceries, but will suddenly remember when you stock your own.
2. No matter how much money you may be accruing due to your financial situation, always save change. Apartment complexes don't normally come with washers and dryers. So yeah, save change for laundry but then spend all of it on Cherry Cokes at the machine overlooking the laundry office and then complain that you never have any clean clothes.
3. Don't connect that one fan wire in that one socket, your PC will catch fire.
4. Buy a screwdriver and a vacuum cleaner. Then freak out when you realize that they're both the same color. (Like I just did)
5. You should probably plan out more than four items before making a list detailing what you've learned.
So...hi! I'm Zatchara! Or a more socially acceptable alternative is Zach. I'm twenty-three, somewhat resemble the situation of that individual up there and have paused more times while filling out this section than I have for a chess match (I can't play, so I just bum rush that ****. Zerg rushes can be translated to other mediums. You'll lose, though).
A little bit of what you'll see from me...beyond self deprecation. I'm an avid gamer and as such, have recently gotten into reviewing. So, I'll post some of my video reviews, which also act as a link to my written ones if that's more your preference. Unlike most, I won't strictly adhere to reviewing new or old games, rather I'll do both. I feel like passionate game reviews are declining in place of hour-long playthroughs just to upload faster than anyone else for a quick cash grab.
Though, if you haven't a section that would accommodate game reviews, then I'll just link my channel in my sig. Separately posting is usually fruitless anyway. If I'm not reviewing a game, I may highlight Soccer, space travel, pirate attacks, cool ass youtube vidzzz. Either way, I...I got stuff to say.
1. Set aside a generous amount of cash to purchase a mini-fridge in apartment living situations. Roommates will forget where the kitchen is located whenever they purchase their own groceries, but will suddenly remember when you stock your own.
2. No matter how much money you may be accruing due to your financial situation, always save change. Apartment complexes don't normally come with washers and dryers. So yeah, save change for laundry but then spend all of it on Cherry Cokes at the machine overlooking the laundry office and then complain that you never have any clean clothes.
3. Don't connect that one fan wire in that one socket, your PC will catch fire.
4. Buy a screwdriver and a vacuum cleaner. Then freak out when you realize that they're both the same color. (Like I just did)
5. You should probably plan out more than four items before making a list detailing what you've learned.
So...hi! I'm Zatchara! Or a more socially acceptable alternative is Zach. I'm twenty-three, somewhat resemble the situation of that individual up there and have paused more times while filling out this section than I have for a chess match (I can't play, so I just bum rush that ****. Zerg rushes can be translated to other mediums. You'll lose, though).
A little bit of what you'll see from me...beyond self deprecation. I'm an avid gamer and as such, have recently gotten into reviewing. So, I'll post some of my video reviews, which also act as a link to my written ones if that's more your preference. Unlike most, I won't strictly adhere to reviewing new or old games, rather I'll do both. I feel like passionate game reviews are declining in place of hour-long playthroughs just to upload faster than anyone else for a quick cash grab.
Though, if you haven't a section that would accommodate game reviews, then I'll just link my channel in my sig. Separately posting is usually fruitless anyway. If I'm not reviewing a game, I may highlight Soccer, space travel, pirate attacks, cool ass youtube vidzzz. Either way, I...I got stuff to say.