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Obama
09-22-2012, 07:26 PM
Ever since I was about 13 years old, I realized I had a ballbusting fetish, in other words, I like to get kicked in the balls; especially by attractive women. Unfortunately, I have never been kicked in the balls, I suppose I am just too nice to piss anyone off enough to kick me. In high school I asked many girls to kick me in the nuts, but none of them ever did. I would even purposely lay down in my seat on the bus across from girls and leave my legs spread, as I pretended to sleep, hoping that they would kick me in the balls or throw something at my balls or something like that, since that's what girls do for fun, or at least, that's what I thought.

Well I'm an adult now, and I've still never been kicked in the balls, I've stopped asking girls to kick me in the balls in real life, to avoid any bad consequences that may come of it, such as getting fired. I tried going online to sites like myYearbook and found a few girls who said they would kick a guy in the nuts for fun, but when I asked them to kick me, they just said it was creepy. My question is, how can I get a girl to kick me in the balls without breaking the law or being a total jerk? And for our female members here, would you ever kick a guy in the balls because he wanted you to?

Trunks
09-22-2012, 07:29 PM
omg, this guy again..

CraeSC111
09-22-2012, 10:45 PM
Wonder if it is the same Guy or if we are just getting popular enough to attract trolls. :p

egg-whites333
09-22-2012, 11:36 PM
lol WTF is with this guy i think its just jaykub making troll accounts :p

paecmaker
09-23-2012, 02:07 AM
lol WTF is with this guy i think its just jaykub making troll accounts :p

I dont care, this guy is hilarious

but neverless he is still a spammer.

TheGateKeeper
09-24-2012, 04:57 PM
Hahahah these threads always make me lool

fla-vor-aid
09-24-2012, 06:39 PM
Hahahah you are pr0

TheGateKeeper
09-26-2012, 07:47 AM
Hahahah you are pr0

What? What pr?

Mizel
09-26-2012, 09:13 AM
This guy would be way more hilarious if I didn't feel so bad for him lol.... If that's all he's got to do is join forums and post random shiz, he needs to get a life xD

TheGateKeeper
09-26-2012, 09:50 AM
This guy would be way more hilarious if I didn't feel so bad for him lol.... If that's all he's got to do is join forums and post random shiz, he needs to get a life xD

Maybe hes a cyber person living in the internet. You never know!

CraeSC111
09-26-2012, 10:04 AM
He should at least diversify away from getting kicked in the nuts and come up with something even more interesting

Mizel
09-26-2012, 10:59 AM
Lol I s'pose anything's possible :P