I just gave my boss a Japanese Porn DVD on accident

[H0M3GROWN]

Oh damn

I brought in a couple of books for her as today is my last day, so I hand them to her, and she just stares at them and asks, "Is there any reason why you're giving this to me?" I say, "Well you're the only one I know who would like that stuff."

Then she shows me the Japanese porn DVD with some hairy crotched chick sticking 4 fingers in her cooch on the cover. The DVD was stuck in between the books. The worst/best thing about it is that my boss is a lesbian.

Gawd.

I had actually gotten the dvd from my roommate and it was crap, so I just stuck it in my room months ago and forgot about it.

*Crawls in hole and dies*

[Scott]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Did she keep it?

[Riku-Nara]

ewwwwwwwwwww.
i'm ashamed to know this, but the term for that is futunari.
amd, my dear sir, you are probably the unluckiest dude i've ever known.
but, that is, quite, quite funny.
*goes un corner and laughs his head off*

[H0M3GROWN]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Did she keep it?

You bet she did. No amount of batteries can replace a man.

[Mr Cool]

I don't know her that well, but she seems like she'd be fairly cool about it. Must be pretty embarrassing.

[Scott]

You bet she did. No amount of batteries can replace a man.

OMG Really? she kept it?

[FattaT]

haha, sounds like something out of an American teen movie.

[H0M3GROWN]

I don't know her that well, but she seems like she'd be fairly cool about it. Must be pretty embarrassing.

She was cool about it, thank God. Funny thing was that I had my farewell party 5 minutes after that and it was a bit uncomfortable in that I couldn't look at her or hardly speak without laughing.

And no, she didn't keep it. It was a ****ty DVD anyway.

[Scott]

And no, she didn't keep it. It was a ****ty DVD anyway.

That's too bad. She'd have something to remember you by.

[Monkeyboy]

Fail because you didnt say "oh how did that get in there?" and then wink

[H0M3GROWN]

Fail because you didnt say "oh how did that get in there?" and then wink

I just turned red and mumbled something like, "Oh crap I forgot about that. Its a ****ty DVD anyway." And took it and threw it in the trash can.

[Mr Cool]

, "Well you're the only one I know who would like that stuff."



Nice one. lol

[H0M3GROWN]

Nice one. lol

You should have seen her face when I said that. She replied, "Oh really?" and smiled and showed me the DVD cover.

[Mr Cool]

You should have been smooth about it and given it to her as a farewell present. "Just a little something to remember me by..."

[H0M3GROWN]

You should have been smooth about it and given it to her as a farewell present. "Just a little something to remember me by..."

I'm sorry, but there's just no way to be smooth in a situation where you give your lesbian boss porn and tell her, "You're the only one I know who would like this kind of stuff."

Really, the only response is to curl into a ball or laugh.

[IceCold]

lol Thank you for brightening up my day

[Silver Bullet]

You are such an lunatic (Compliment), I cant bolive even in my vildrenes dreams that some one can do that...

[comfortablynumb.]

thats one of the funniest things ive herd all day.
alltho i guess its a pretty big save that shes a lesbian. haha

[cwbolton]

HAHAHAHA LOL as if you were sooo lucky that it was your last day

[Master_Dylmo]

lol gg... wat she mad or just confused? :P that wouldve been funny as ******

[Juicebox]

lol............

[Scott]

lol............

That is spam, please don't do it again.

[GF Eric]

Holy Crap man that is some funny stuff man. That made me cry from all the laughing.

[DeadCell]

Ill have a smile all day now after reading this