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Scott
11-01-2007, 05:56 PM
Man who had sex with bike in court
By Richard Alleyne
Last Updated: 1:22pm GMT 30/10/2007

A man has been placed on the sex offenders? register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

Robert Stewart admitted sexual breach of the peace
On Wednesday Mr Stewart admitted to sexual breach of the peace in Ayr Sheriff Court, where depute fiscal Gail Davidson described how he had been found by the hostel workers.

She said: "They knocked on the door several times and there was no reply.

"They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down.

"The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."

Both witnesses, who were extremely shocked, notified the hotel manager, who in turn alerted the police.

Mr Stewart was placed on the sex offenders? register but his sentence was deferred until next month.

He is not the first man to be convicted of a sexual offence involving an inanimate object, however.

Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.

link (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox)

Wow... Just... Wow...

conman1000
11-01-2007, 07:05 PM
Crazy, amazing what some people will do.

Metallica1983
11-01-2007, 07:49 PM
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wow thats just disturbing

Riku-Nara
11-01-2007, 08:10 PM
..mental image....stuck in head....think i'm gonna vomit...

Toxic
11-01-2007, 11:18 PM
Scott, you should have put a comma after Bike in the title.
Otherwise it sounds like he was actually screwing his bike in the middle of the courtroom.

Ghost
11-01-2007, 11:39 PM
Dudes weird, but I don't see why he should be in trouble or looked at as a sex offender. Real Dolls ain't exactly REAL like the name, all those people should be on a sex offender list if this guy is.

Scott
11-01-2007, 11:41 PM
Scott, you should have put a comma after Bike in the title.
Otherwise it sounds like he was actually screwing his bike in the middle of the courtroom.

That's what I thought too when I read it, but since the source I got if from was like that I decided not to change it.

Ghost
11-01-2007, 11:44 PM
Could they be more descriptive? Where was the bike taking it? Just curious.

Toxic
11-01-2007, 11:46 PM
Could they be more descriptive? Where was the bike taking it? Just curious.

In the butt(seat)

Scott
11-01-2007, 11:49 PM
Apparently "their" song was by Queen, according to Court documents. :laugh:

Toxic
11-01-2007, 11:50 PM
Apparently "their" song was by Queen, according to Court documents. :laugh:

Now I have that damn song in my head.

Kiss
11-02-2007, 05:42 AM
i have one thing to say to that guy you are mental

wifi
11-02-2007, 10:23 AM
lol wtf is wrong with that guy, hope he doesn't think that he's losing his virginity that way haha :-P

Joshuah
11-02-2007, 02:28 PM
Damn, they caught me, erm... I mean what a sicko :-) lol that is messed up

Mr Cool
11-03-2007, 07:32 AM
I guess Toxic will have sex with anything now.

DeadCell
11-03-2007, 08:44 AM
How is this any different from a woman using a vibrator (or any other phallic object)?

Also, I immediately thought of the Queen song upon reading this.

Ubernerd
02-02-2008, 08:15 PM
Oh my God...it hurts I'm laughing so bad...you just made my day...

Jaykub
02-02-2008, 08:49 PM
OMG. Thats Just Wow.

glenofimaal
02-03-2008, 07:13 AM
wow that guy is wrong

rukisuto
02-03-2008, 08:11 AM
From what you posted it sounds like they went into his apartment and found him doing that.

Not that I agree with it, but isn't it a private matter behind closed doors?

It's not like he was doing it in the middle of a park or something, lol.

LemonRising
02-03-2008, 10:56 AM
Dude. That's so weird. Why a BIKE of all things?

He shouldn't get charged though, honestly, he was in a hotel room, lots of people have normal sex in hotel rooms all the time.

Maybe bikes are alive.
we need petb on the case! (People for the ethical treatment of bikes. ;) )

MilkshakeNinja
02-27-2008, 09:38 AM
xD Haha, wooow I can't believe someone was that desperate to do something like that lol!

younging94
02-27-2008, 05:31 PM
Lmfao, even though this is wrong, is it any different from a blow up doll or a vib? I mean..it is a damn bike..but c'mon, that may be very pleasurable >=O.....uhm...be...right...back >_>;;
=P Jk..or am i?

Eric
02-28-2008, 08:08 PM
Wow funny.. :p

Riku-Nara
02-28-2008, 09:32 PM
lol, i never get tired of reading this.