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Strickin
11-16-2007, 08:17 PM
Alright, follow these steps and you should have GF/BF in no time :radar:


1) Take a shower, you smell bad :twitcy:

2) Put on some nice clothes!(don't forget to put on pants okay?)

3) If you can drive then great! Take the coolest car in your drive way(if you can't drive, then get mommy to drive ya ;))

4) Go to the local movie theater/hang out spot

5) Scan for a nice hotty

6) Whence you have found that hotty, go up to them and chat it out for a bit, and if he/she likes you, then get his/her #.

7) Go home feeling warm and fuzzy inside knowing someone actually likes you, what a surprise! :eek1:

8) Call the # you got, and if it's a fake #, then no one likes you sorry ;(. But if he/she actually answer the phone, then ask him/her out someone, movie, McDonalds, local park, etc.

9) Make your move...it's all up to you now!


P.S. Make sure that you aren't rude, and offer to pay for food, tickets, etc. as Jenatello posted :)

Jenatello
11-16-2007, 08:37 PM
Alright, follow these steps and you should have GF/BF in no time :radar:


1) Take a shower, you smell bad :twitcy:

2) Put on some nice clothes!(don't forget to put on pants okay?)

3) If you can drive then great! Take the coolest car in your drive way(if you can't drive, then get mommy to drive ya ;))

4) Go to the local movie theater/hang out spot

5) Scan for a nice hotty

6) Whence you have found that hotty, go up to them and chat it out for a bit, and if he/she likes you, then get his/her #.

7) Go home feeling warm and fuzzy inside knowing someone actually likes you, what a surprise! :eek1:

8) Call the # you got, and if it's a fake #, then no one likes you sorry ;(. But if he/she actually answer the phone, then ask him/her out someone, movie, McDonalds, local park, etc.

9) Make your move...it's all up to you now!

and don't be rude, unless he/she likes it. People respond well to manners. :)

Edit to Strickins edit: The same goes for girls, offer to pay for things, even if he doesn't want you to pay guys like to know that you aren't in it for all the free things that you can get. Don't be afraid to offer going dutch either; boys like to have money left over at the end of the night. And going dutch is great because if you aren't sure about the person, if you decide that it's not going to work, you wont feel like you owe them something.

Strickin
11-16-2007, 08:38 PM
Yes, another key factor that I will add

Riku-Nara
11-16-2007, 08:38 PM
and don't forget the boobage! :P

LiNuX
11-16-2007, 09:30 PM
lol getting ur mommy to drive you will make you look uncool, ur better off taking a bike or the bus :-P

i never let a girl pay when im out with her

+rep for making me laugh but i do agree with a lot of those :-)

Jenatello
11-16-2007, 10:55 PM
oh another good tip: if you are taking her/him out for the night whether it's just to dinner or a movie, step the clothing up a notch. Girls and guys like to know that the person they are going out with cares about how they look. I'm not saying wear a tux or a dress but clean clothes, shower, brush your teeth, deodorant, cologne/perfume, etc etc. Sweat pants aren't something you wear on a date, unless it's a date to the gym or staying home.

El3mentGamer
11-17-2007, 03:31 PM
man strickin u need a lil bit of work on that :D

Blackbird
11-17-2007, 06:33 PM
Well, getting your mum drive it's a bit uncool yeah you have right there but I give you +reputation for you made me laugh

LiNuX
11-17-2007, 10:58 PM
unless you get ur mom to drop u off 2 blocks from where you are actually going :-)

Jenatello
11-18-2007, 01:45 PM
unless you get ur mom to drop u off 2 blocks from where you are actually going :-)

your date is still going to think that you're lame...

Eric
11-19-2007, 07:59 PM
Haha I drive a brand new 1983 Ford F-150. O yeah, I get the ladies easily with this beast

warboss.gremlin
01-17-2008, 03:03 PM
Here's a tip for girls>>

If we offer to pay and you tell us that you can, it is general knowledge that after the second request(on the third) we will agree to let you pay. So unless you generally want to pay, only ever ask twice.

conman1000
01-19-2008, 09:38 PM
Funny, I should try it, don't think it would work though.

GF Eric
02-21-2008, 07:13 PM
Big Note to all of you who get the number. When you talk to that person don't say the word LOVE. I stress this cause it can mess up a relationship. If your dating the person, don't say I LOVE YOU unless they really wanna here that.

Nerdy Knight
02-21-2008, 07:16 PM
lol So true. Thanks for that Strickin.

rukisuto
02-21-2008, 07:28 PM
Big Note to all of you who get the number. When you talk to that person don't say the word LOVE. I stress this cause it can mess up a relationship. If your dating the person, don't say I LOVE YOU unless they really wanna here that.

You probably shouldn't say it unless you really love them, not if they want to hear it. Lol.

Strickin
02-21-2008, 07:58 PM
I'll add those words to it Eric! Thanks for the contribute.

**EDIT** I won't add this to this topic, however I might make another Topic named how to keep a relationship lol