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Toxic
12-04-2007, 01:19 AM
What do you do hot shot...what do you d?
jakncoke
12-04-2007, 01:32 AM
Okay I was nice to these people once, I opened the door and starting talking then bam instant them trying convert me and telling me I have to give them 10% of my earning(im like wtf-ever) and lecturing me in why there religion is right and others are not, then after the first talk I say bye and figure they'd never show again, wrong assumptions for me, next day they show up knocking,didn't answer so they leave, the next day after after that another knock, I look through my eye hole and it's them again, I'm like wtf is up with these pushy religious people, didn't answer again, good thing they got the hint and haven't showed in over a year.
Supermoose
12-04-2007, 05:59 AM
I tell my butler to feed, wash and cloth them. With bullets.
TeknoVagrant
12-04-2007, 06:00 AM
This is the proper procedure.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7E0_oiTFiJA
Monkeyboy
12-04-2007, 08:03 AM
Talk to them like you are going to join their religion, then when they begin to walk away, pull out a pistol loaded with blanks, slap some fake blood on the side of your head, pull the trigger and drop to the ground. It would take a bit of planning but I would do it just to see thier reactions.
Scott
12-04-2007, 11:30 AM
Talk to them like you are going to join their religion, then when they begin to walk away, pull out a pistol loaded with blanks, slap some fake blood on the side of your head, pull the trigger and drop to the ground. It would take a bit of planning but I would do it just to see thier reactions.

Yeah, burning gunpowder shot to your temple would totally not kill you.
DeadCell
12-05-2007, 07:34 AM
open your door and have porn playing very loudly....it worked for me.
Scott
12-05-2007, 08:46 AM
open your door and have porn playing very loudly....it worked for me.

So, they just assume you're too far gone to save?
Kiss
12-22-2007, 10:04 AM
Id close my curtains and hide i is a solid Jew.
GF Eric
12-22-2007, 01:42 PM
The 100% way to stop them from coming is talk to them and when they offer the information on there religion say you worship the devil (but don't really worship him) and they will flag your house as not one to go to.
Riku-Nara
12-22-2007, 02:52 PM
ummmm, say no?
then close the door.
or just tell them to wait a min while i lock the door and watch tv.
Metallica1983
12-22-2007, 07:27 PM
i chase them away with my bee bee gun lol :laugh:
KittyCat72
12-22-2007, 09:52 PM
They used to come to my house all the time; my mom had nothing better to do so she let them in. I think they talked about 10 minutes when my mom was in a good mood. Otherwise, we just acted like we didn't here them knock. I don't want to be mean or anything, but sometimes I was glad we didn't have a doorbell.