Kiss
04-16-2008, 07:57 AM
Do your parents like telling jokes? Mine do. Heres a lame one and a good one.
Lame:
The iphone shuffle. randomly calls wrong numbers.
Good:
A person from Texas a Doctor from, China, Russia, and Germany are having a chat. The Chinese man says, "Our medicine and doctors are so advanced we can put one persons kidney into another, and have him looking for a job in 6 weeks!" The German man not wanting to be outdone said," Well our doctors are so advanced we can take one lung out of one person and put it in an another and having him looking for a job in 4 weeks!" The Russian one not wanting to be outdone said, "We can transplant one half of a human heart into another guy and have them both looking for a job in 2 weeks!" The Texas guy said, "We put a guy with no brains into the White House for 8 years and now half the countries looking for a job!"
Lame:
The iphone shuffle. randomly calls wrong numbers.
Good:
A person from Texas a Doctor from, China, Russia, and Germany are having a chat. The Chinese man says, "Our medicine and doctors are so advanced we can put one persons kidney into another, and have him looking for a job in 6 weeks!" The German man not wanting to be outdone said," Well our doctors are so advanced we can take one lung out of one person and put it in an another and having him looking for a job in 4 weeks!" The Russian one not wanting to be outdone said, "We can transplant one half of a human heart into another guy and have them both looking for a job in 2 weeks!" The Texas guy said, "We put a guy with no brains into the White House for 8 years and now half the countries looking for a job!"