Twigz
01-27-2007, 02:27 PM
Cops in Covington, La., chasing a 16-year-old robbery suspect snagged their quarry when his baggy trousers fell to the ground.
"We literally caught him with his pants down," said Lt. Jack West said.
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"Good evening," said the paunchy middle-aged naked man as he jogged past Sue Bowdoin in Saratoga, Calif..
"I thought: Ugh!" Bowdoin said. "He's frumpy, plain, not in good physical shape, not a pretty sight."
Bowdoin says his dark hair, sweaty red skin and lack of body hair should make him easy to spot. But cops have been trying to catch up with him for 1 1/2 years.
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Talk about "high" heels.
Chinese customs officers seized 60 pounds of pot stashed in the hollowed-out bottoms of shoes. They had been shipped in five suitcases to the Guangzhou airport last year from Ethiopia, but no one ever picked the cargo up.
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Wal-Mart is the last place to look for gay anime tentacle porn. But books offering the highly stylized Japanese pornography were recently found on its Web site.
Wal-Mart blamed the slip-up on a Web-filtering problem, and promptly pulled the titles.
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A Chinese man loved his first wife so much that after she died, he remarried and talked his second wife into getting plastic surgery to make her look like his first.
"I got married only because she looks a bit like her and I want to have a chance to make up for my mistakes," said Zhao Gang.
New wife Cai said, "I don't want to become another's shadow, but I also don't want to lose my family."
"We literally caught him with his pants down," said Lt. Jack West said.
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"Good evening," said the paunchy middle-aged naked man as he jogged past Sue Bowdoin in Saratoga, Calif..
"I thought: Ugh!" Bowdoin said. "He's frumpy, plain, not in good physical shape, not a pretty sight."
Bowdoin says his dark hair, sweaty red skin and lack of body hair should make him easy to spot. But cops have been trying to catch up with him for 1 1/2 years.
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Talk about "high" heels.
Chinese customs officers seized 60 pounds of pot stashed in the hollowed-out bottoms of shoes. They had been shipped in five suitcases to the Guangzhou airport last year from Ethiopia, but no one ever picked the cargo up.
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Wal-Mart is the last place to look for gay anime tentacle porn. But books offering the highly stylized Japanese pornography were recently found on its Web site.
Wal-Mart blamed the slip-up on a Web-filtering problem, and promptly pulled the titles.
----------------
A Chinese man loved his first wife so much that after she died, he remarried and talked his second wife into getting plastic surgery to make her look like his first.
"I got married only because she looks a bit like her and I want to have a chance to make up for my mistakes," said Zhao Gang.
New wife Cai said, "I don't want to become another's shadow, but I also don't want to lose my family."