smashboy
08-21-2008, 11:54 AM
Ok, this isn't like Jeff Dunham or Dane Cook, but here goes...
There are 3 dudes bungee jumping off a cliff.
Suddenly a wizard appears and says when you jump off, your bungee cord is going to break. But if you shout out an item, you will land in 1 ton of that item.
So the first guy jumps off yelling "moneeeeeeeey!"
and "WHAM!" (sound effect, not your favorite
80's band) He lands in 1 ton of 100$ bills.
The next guy is amazed, so he jumps off yelling "gooooooooolllld!"
And there he is, swimming in gold doubloons.
The last guy gets really excited and takes a running start.
He trips on a rock and falls off, well tripping scares him, and he yells "oh, crap!"
There are 3 dudes bungee jumping off a cliff.
Suddenly a wizard appears and says when you jump off, your bungee cord is going to break. But if you shout out an item, you will land in 1 ton of that item.
So the first guy jumps off yelling "moneeeeeeeey!"
and "WHAM!" (sound effect, not your favorite
80's band) He lands in 1 ton of 100$ bills.
The next guy is amazed, so he jumps off yelling "gooooooooolllld!"
And there he is, swimming in gold doubloons.
The last guy gets really excited and takes a running start.
He trips on a rock and falls off, well tripping scares him, and he yells "oh, crap!"