What you think about Chuck Norris jokes ???

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that webpage .

[MacQuarie]

I think you should put a little more effort into posting.

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thanks for advice or something

[Scott]

Couldn't you at least post one of his jokes? because I don't know any.

[Yuuki]

Oh gods.. I am just waiting for Samus-Fan to post in this thread.. XD !

[jakncoke]

they were are ****ing stupid as hell and I can't wait to grin ear to ear when I read the headlines " Chuck Norris passed at X age" I ****ing hate him so much...die already you steroid invested biatch.

[MacQuarie]

That's kind of evil. Why would you hate a man because of some jokes that other people made up?

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most of the jokes arent so good! I´m not fan of these jokes but I dont hate them , I but that threat up because one of my friend adores these ones

you can find the jokes at this web page chucknorrisfacts.com

[Joshuah]

I love the Chuck Noris jokes, I heard my mate say earlier, if you have £5 and Chuck Norris has £5, Chuck Noris is richer than you :-) lol

[Trunks]

I know a few of the popular ones. Like;
"When Chuck Norris does a push up, hes not lifting him self up, hes pushing the earth down."

"There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control."

"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

There funny the first time you hear them. Well, most of them are pretty dumb. There are a few kids at my school who make them up all the time.

[Raw!]

When children go to sleep, they check their closet for the boogeyman. When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

[EpsilonX]

OMG CHUCK NORRIS JOKES MAKE THE WORLD GO ROUND!


*ahem* hi

[Samus-Fan]

OMG.
I LOVE CHUCK NORRIS JOKES.
The only thing that comes even close to as good as these is Rick Rolling.
"Chuck Norris was originally going to be in Mount Rushmore. The only problem was that the granite wasn't strong enough to hold his tough beard."

[KittyCat72]

Chuck Norris jokes can be really funny when done right... lol.

[EpsilonX]

they were going to make a chuck norris toilet, but it wouldn't work because chuck norris doesn't take **** from anyone.

[Pocmin]

When Chuck norris jumps into a pool, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

Cloning was outlawed because of the possibility that one Chuck norris roundhouse kick would meet another, causing the end of the universe.

[EpsilonX]

Chuck norris invented all of the colors except for pink

tom cruise invented that one.

[KittyCat72]

You know, now that people around here have been doing those less, I've liked them more.

When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it shatters because even the glass isn't stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

[Featuring Cool Jimmy]

In the 2008 Presidential Election, nobody voted for Barack Obama.

just Chuck Norris.

[GrandMoff]

I'd say how I feel about them, but that would violate the policies of this forum.

[XXXBurningStarIV]

They were funny....
Three years ago.