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Scott
09-26-2008, 08:18 PM
WASHINGTON (AFP) - Computer help desks are used to fielding oddball requests but sometimes the questions leave even the best of them stumped.
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Such as: "Why isn't my wireless mouse connected to the computer?"

Or: "Can you reset the Internet for me?"

Then there was the questioner who asked: "Where can I get software to track UFOs?"

He was presumably not the same person who called in to report that "a skunk ate my cable."

Robert Half Technology, a provider of information technology professionals based in Menlo Park, California, asked 1,400 chief information officers from companies across the United States to come up with the most baffling questions their help desks or technical support teams had ever received.Among the more unusual were:

-- "My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the 'any' key?"

-- "Can you rearrange the keyboard alphabetically?"

-- "My daughter is locked in the bathroom, can you pick the lock?"

-- "Can you tell me the weather forecast for next year?"

-- "Can you install cable TV on my PC?"

Then there was the computer user who confused the CD-ROM drive with a drink holder and asked: "How do I get my computer's coffee-cup holder to come out again?"

Katherine Spencer Lee, executive director of Robert Half Technology, said such queries were a test of the skills of the help and technical support desks.

"These unusual requests highlight the need for technical support personnel to also demonstrate patience, empathy and a sense of humor," she said.
Anyone have others?

LiNuX
09-26-2008, 10:12 PM
ROFL some of those are super funny

where is the "any" key ROFL

LemonRising
09-27-2008, 02:58 AM
DUDE
the any key thing was totally stolen from The Simpsons.

Trunks
09-27-2008, 08:49 AM
wow, how did they even end up getting computers? I'm surprised they turned them on..

Ghost
09-27-2008, 08:35 PM
A blond sends a text asking her friend what "idk" stands for.

Her friend replies "I don't know."

The blonde replies, "OH MY GOD, NOBODY DOES!"

conman1000
09-27-2008, 08:47 PM
Which key is the any key?

Rofl, wonder who the idiot was that sent that in.

Eric
10-01-2008, 02:12 PM
Woops that was me :|

Jaykub
10-01-2008, 02:44 PM
Lol,

I have a friend that is the same way he has no idea how to use a computer. I have to set everything up for him. I have to surf the web for him etc. He has done things such as. Put food in the disc drive to see what it would read. tryied to install sims 2 by himself and put all 4 cd's in his disc drive. It didn't fit lol. I have removed over 500 virus's from it. I had to reinstall vista for him 4 times because he thinks the WINDOWS file is to big and he does not need it.

The best one he took his screen outside one day and washed it with a hose it did not mess it up lmao.

All is true he is messed up tech.