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Scott
11-08-2008, 06:07 AM
Man burned himself stealing gas (http://www.jsonline.com/news/34052374.html)


A Crawford County man who police say burned himself while trying to steal gasoline was charged today in Waukesha County Circuit Court with attempted theft and negligent handling of burning materials.

According to the criminal complaint, Austin J. Heckman, 23, of Wauzeka, was traveling with a woman in Mukwonago area on Sept. 27 and needed gasoline.

Heckman decided to siphon gasoline from a van parked in an apartment complex but he could not tell if his gas can was getting full, the complaint says.

He then used a cigarette lighter to check the can, resulting in an explosion that set the gas can caught fire, the complaint says.

Heckman pulled the siphon hose out of the van and tossed the hose and flaming gas away from the van before fleeing the lot with the woman, the complaint says.

Police found Heckman in the lot of a nearby retail store, where he told police what had happened, the complaint says.

The complaint did not say how badly Heckman was burned.

I guess he had a burning desire to see the inside of a jail cell.

Trunks
11-08-2008, 07:11 AM
It's not hard to understand that Gas and Fire go boom. He should get life just for his stupidity.

Riku-Nara
11-08-2008, 01:33 PM
I like that zinger scott.
Isn't this the definition of irony?

KittyCat72
11-08-2008, 07:25 PM
Lol, he needs to be more careful... guess he deserves it though. Karma got him.

LiNuX
11-09-2008, 12:48 AM
i dont want to sound mean but thats just funny, he had it coming


I like that zinger scott.
Isn't this the definition of irony?

yes it is...the mother of irony right there - well no...more like the niece of irony - the mother would have been like he went to go stab a guy and in the way he gets jumped and stabbed himself by someone else who was already coming after him...

conman1000
11-12-2008, 08:22 PM
Nice, mental note to self: When stealing gas, do not use a cigarette lighter.

Kiss
11-13-2008, 05:37 PM
Thats just Karma.