ridiculous joke

[HellogsCorn]

3 womans joke

Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

:-0

[jakncoke]

lol, but shouldn't this be in the jokes section?

[LiNuX]

i've heard this plenty of times in the past....one of the old blonde jokes

and please net time, don't advertise in your post and open threads in the right boards, it'll help you avoid multiple infractions in the future.

[jakncoke]

I was wondering why you edited his post, he probably won't even show up again.

[wifi]

i've heard it before too :-P funny every time

[KittyCat72]

Silly blonde... now to finish this joke - BOOM!

[journeyman]

really funny!