The "Gamers-Forum" One-Liners Thread

Ok, I'm not going to lie, I saw this on another forum and thought we should start one here. I have seen my fair share of great one liners in the forums and I only made a come back a short time ago. It will probably take some time to build, but I just went through the other one I saw and couldn't stop laughing.

I will be happy to start:

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Originally Posted by TW1TÇH

What the hell are "smithereeens" anyway?

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Originally Posted by other_are_there

Although when I played with her online I pretty much owned her.

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Originally Posted by Jokersvirus

Rocket launcher to the face should do the trick.

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Originally Posted by darkgamer

Cant get pics on stuff so annoying someone help.

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...hopefully this is not a repost of another thread, I did search first... :(

lol , Um I amnot sure why my post made it up there but lol ok .

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Originally Posted by other_are_there

lol , Um I amnot sure why my post made it up there but lol ok .

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I saw this somewhere on the forum, it was a pretty good one-liner

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Originally Posted by Samus-Fan

I saw this somewhere on the forum, it was a pretty good one-liner

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Yeah this was a good one I spotted but it was you had to be there moment .

Here are some good ones I found today:

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Originally Posted by other_are_there

lol , Um I amnot sure why my post made it up there but lol ok .

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Originally Posted by Samus-Fan

I saw this somewhere on the forum, it was a pretty good one-liner

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Originally Posted by other_are_there

Yeah this was a good one I spotted but it was you had to be there moment .

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my favorite one was when jak said "of course i woman" in IRC.