How to leave the elite group of notifications

Well, I finally got into the group of people who have a ton of notifications, http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/...ps7db4ec75.png
(this one)
And I loved it http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/...ps50c81b43.png <--- Proof, but I decided to give it up for the sake of the losers who do not like having over 4 billion notifications. Here is how you do it. Step one. Select all of the profile comments on the first page, step 2 go to moderator tool, and delete them. It is that simple, so if you do not want to be a part of this elite group, consider this your resign sheet.

Sweet it worked for me, thanks bro.

I don't know what this is :(

It was just an error that some forum members have.

pssh im not deleting anything. thats history for me that dates back years, pretty sure I still have pm with jacob from 2007 or 6 when I gave him gfp(the forum currency at the time) for a few ps1 games

You can undelete them after and they'll come back. Just did it on mine and notifications are still normal.

You paid him GFP for PS1 games! :D that's amazing. I tried paying people in GFP to host a MC server for me, it did not work.