Ban the person above you!

Ok, so, title says it all. =P
Ban the person above you for a stupid reason!

Since no one is above me, I ban myself for unknown reasons. :-)

You're banned for making this thread

We already have this.

Banned Because thread. - Gamers Forum

Banned for posting a link.

Banned for not posting a link

Banned for banning me for not posting a link when you never posted a link.

Banned for banning me for posting a like about banning me for banning you for not posting a link

Banned for using the word "banned" 4 times in that post.

banned because I have been banned before

Banned for not having 1,500 posts yet...